r/memes Aug 05 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 4 Wholesome 13

Reallife meme

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u/HighFiveKoala Aug 05 '22

Flipped the bird at a bird then made him STFU

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u/crysomemoarlol Aug 05 '22

lmao you need to hear it still trying to do it muffled🤣

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u/hexflick Aug 06 '22

And the bird will make sure you have a nice car paint in next morning

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u/nathanfay Aug 06 '22

Crows remember

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u/kay_bizzle Aug 05 '22

You definitely don't want to fuck with crows, you'll have an enemy for life

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u/Sure_Whatever__ Aug 05 '22

Befriend them and you'll have an army at your back

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Aug 06 '22

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: MURDER ARMY

Your risk of making an enemy of the crows has been decreased by 1.

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u/Hugh_Janus_1990 Aug 06 '22

What is voidspace?

https://i.redd.it/c3lz3gwkc7f91.png

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Aug 06 '22

It's a game I've been working on for longer than I care to admit (but I love it). I'm hoping it will one day be like a really accessible and convenient 2D Star Citizen or 2D Eve Online, playable on mobile, desktop, and browser.

I recently discovered AI art generator and OMG my life just got 100x better, it's insane what you can make these days. In the first three weeks after discovering MidJourney I generated over 2,000 actually usable game assets.

Here you can get access to the game, watch concept/gameplay videos

We also have a subreddit r/voidspace.

Thanks for asking!

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u/seansy5000 Aug 06 '22

That’s really cool. Thanks for sharing. I wish the best of success in your endeavors.

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u/Kate_4_President Aug 06 '22

Haven't you been on this game since like.. at least 7years ago?

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Aug 06 '22

That's classified. yes

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u/Kate_4_President Aug 06 '22

Haha I just mean that it seemed like I had just made this account and started noticing you. After all this time I promise I'll check it out... Next time.

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Aug 06 '22

I took a hiatus from Reddit believe it or not, it's purely coincidental!

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Aug 06 '22

Haha you like my meme? My wife couldn't believe I came up with that myself when I showed her.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Aug 06 '22

They can not only recognize your face for life, but they are able to DESCRIBE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO THEIR CHILDREN SO THEIR CHILDREN, WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU, WILL RECOGNIZE YOU AND HATE YOU TOO

You piss off one crow, you're pissing off an entire family

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u/RiemannZetaFunction Aug 06 '22

That's really interesting, do you have a source for that? Would like to learn about it

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Aug 06 '22

I can't find a link to the full study for free, but here's an abstract at least at a place that let's you buy it. If you were very interested I'm sure you could find an email for the researchers and email them asking for the full study for free. Most will do it

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u/hmad_ Aug 05 '22

Came here to say this. DO NOT fuck with crows. Specially baby crows.

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u/Walker6920 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 05 '22

Acquired new enemy

Side quests unlocked

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u/kay_bizzle Aug 06 '22

You are underestimating the crows. They are the main plot line. This guy won't even be able to leave his house safely

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u/nathanfay Aug 06 '22

In movies I've never seen another animal burrow through someone's chest quite like a crow

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u/MikeThaCore Aug 06 '22

Or Geese. For whatever reason.

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u/kay_bizzle Aug 06 '22

LISTEN HERE FRIEND OF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE

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u/SethKlock Aug 06 '22

smashes beer bottle on the ground I’VE NEVER BEEN SO OUTRAGED!

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u/MikeThaCore Aug 06 '22

Shit. I need to watch the latest seasons haha

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2476 Aug 06 '22

There’s even a whole ass movie that teaches us not to fuck with crows

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u/RodLawyer Aug 06 '22

My mom have a scar in her finger because a crow pecked her skin out while trying to feed him

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u/notveryAI Professional Dumbass Aug 05 '22

If you didn't see the original - the crow kept screaming even with its mouth shut. That muffled sound was hilarious as hell

And no, I couldn't find the orig now, sadly

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u/fredlllll Aug 05 '22

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u/samiqan Aug 05 '22

That was hilarious, and I'm pretty sure in bird culture this is considered a dick move

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u/ShadowMario01 Aug 05 '22

Gubba nub nub doo rah kah.

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u/bigbossbaby31 Aug 05 '22

You're a good man, thank you

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u/Konato-san Aug 05 '22

man's really said "fock you, shut up"

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u/UnidansOtherAcct Aug 05 '22

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

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u/bassyourface Aug 05 '22

Dude just made an enemy for life.

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u/ysaint-laurent Aug 06 '22

If he had some French fries he could’ve made a companion for life, and then a personal Air Force of birds soon after

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u/Ncrpts Aug 05 '22

Did they remove the spamfilter for tk-tk links? yesterday I try to link to a source video to no avail I was getting shadow hidden by the spamfilter everytime?

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u/perebebe Aug 06 '22

Wait what is shadow hidden?

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u/Ncrpts Aug 06 '22

Yesterday I had posted a direct link to a TT video but only me could see it posted, when seeing the comments on the post from another account my comment was nowhere to be found, it's probably to avoid spamming TT videos, there is no indication that your comment is actually invisible to everyone except you, Kinda like when you are shadowbanned, nobody can see your comments except you

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Aug 06 '22

Similar to the dude in court that the judge had his mouth taped shut because he was a blabbering idiot

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u/--jerrbear-- Aug 06 '22

Pretty sure that's a baby magpie from Australia, not a crow, it's hard to tell though

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u/yepimbonez Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 06 '22 Gold

Here’s the thing…

EDIT: i don’t deserve it, but thanks for the gold!

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u/--jerrbear-- Aug 06 '22

What's the thing?

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE Aug 06 '22

It’s a copy pasta. Look up Reddit jackdaw crow infamous post on google and enjoy the ride haha

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u/MidnightMarmot Aug 06 '22

That’s what I was thinking too! You can tell by the no eaves on the roof. And what’s more Aussie than one flipping off a Magpie?

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u/Localcouple1776 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

I was gonna say why is there no sounds , I feel that's key

Also I'd totally adopt this disgruntled fucker

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u/phee65 Aug 06 '22

I think the fact that your f***ing with a crow, really paints you as a person that does not respect wild animals. And that was what could be seen as abuse.

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u/Substantial-Goat-660 Aug 05 '22

A way to stop them government drones!1

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u/bluejay55669 Aug 05 '22

why does everyone think we're government drones

I mean I am being paid to spy on people but I'm not a drone

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u/Walker6920 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 05 '22

Cap

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun Professional Dumbass Aug 05 '22

Not that you know of

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u/Wayfaring_Scout Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 05 '22

r/birdsarentreal #prayforpeter

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u/Spurnout Aug 05 '22

People didn't react kindly to that video when it was posted.

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u/PuppyDontCare Aug 05 '22

yeah because it's a little baby that thinks this guy is the mom and wants food :(

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u/ra4king Aug 05 '22

I've never seen a baby bird this big wtf

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u/PuppyDontCare Aug 05 '22

I have little experience with birds and as it turns out they look like almost fully grown but still have a thing in their peak and they do this "asking for food" to everyone

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u/nathanfay Aug 06 '22

Fascinating. Rewatching it it does remind me of a child reaching for their mother's teat

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u/glitterandgore Aug 06 '22

… it does?

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u/nathanfay Aug 06 '22

I have children so yeah

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u/tuibiel Aug 06 '22

Juvenile birds still ask for food all the time and can be just about the same size as the parents. Particularly common in passerines.

It can look really goofy.

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u/t3hOutlaw Aug 06 '22

Juvenile birds, depending on the species, can be big.

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u/oiiioiiio Aug 06 '22

The pink around its bill and blueish eyes are the tells. Little dude is probably 2/3 months old.

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u/the-greenest-thumb Aug 05 '22

Not really, baby birds will beg from anything they think might give in and feed them. I have a bird feeder and everyday I watch this fledgling scream at each and every bird that visits.

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u/PuppyDontCare Aug 05 '22

because they think that EVERYONE is their mom lol

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u/onlyonebread Aug 06 '22

Lazy ass welfare queen bird needs to find his own damn food

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/t3hOutlaw Aug 06 '22

As if it doesn't know any better. It's programmed to open mouth for food. It doesn't deserve some ignorant idiot to handle it this way.

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u/honorio2099 Aug 06 '22

And the dude is not programmed to feed crows. Or maybe he didn't know the Crow was asking for food. Either way, while I would feed the Crow I don't condemn him for not doing It, it's not his responsability after all (or any person on that situation)

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u/Aquatic-Enigma Aug 06 '22

Humans are expected to handle things a bit more intelligently than birds

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u/dpatt36 Aug 06 '22

So don’t feed the bird and walk away. He was being actively antagonistic by doing this. Even if he assumed the bird was fully grown, it still doesn’t deserve to be mistreated.

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u/T_025 Aug 06 '22

The problem isn’t with not feeding it, the problem is with the shutting its beak for a video

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u/Brain_Inflater Aug 06 '22

They need to chill lmao, closing the bird's beak isn't gonna hurt it, and he pushed it pretty gently, maybe before the commenters freak out they should see what that crow does to other animals

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u/-1_2_3- Aug 05 '22

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word

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u/bendoesit17 Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 05 '22

"Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard."

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey Aug 05 '22

BRIAN DON’T

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u/No-Objective-3914 Aug 06 '22

awala i hate [REDACTED]s i hate [REDACTED]s

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u/Freaux Aug 05 '22

That's a poor hungry baby crow :(. It's begging for food.

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u/tsundude Aug 05 '22

Yep, and calling to they parents

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u/BlackStarStallion Aug 05 '22

Absolutely pining for that giant worm waving in its face

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u/pawn657 Aug 05 '22

Wow. Tough guy picking on a bird

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u/HollyBerries85 Aug 06 '22

On a baby bird, even :(

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u/Freyzi Aug 05 '22

I always love when human hands interact with animals in these sort of ways, ways that no other animal could do, like that video of a diver rotating the shark to face downwards.

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u/GhostDude49 Aug 06 '22

It's super interesting to think about the world as animals do.

Cars for example, can animals comprehend that that's a machine? Do they think of cars as big armored animals that follow very specific trails?

And for instance that shark video you mentioned, how many other sharks in existence have been manipulated and turned to face downwards by an air breathing hairless monkey at the bottom of the sea? Was that shark just thinking "whhhaaaatttt the fuuuckkkk is happenin?"

Man I can't wait for another species to "get on our level" so to speak. I'm hoping being a ghost is real so I can float about and watch apes or some other animal learn how to communicate with us. There's something very special about the idea of us meeting other intelligent (intelligence as we see it, I know there are some very smart critters out there) beings and getting their perspective, be it aliens or animals.

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u/Unadvisable Aug 06 '22

The dark forest theory of cosmic sociology (that’s a mouthful) says otherwise. We really really do not want other civilizations to find out about us unless we want our Sun to blow up…

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u/GhostDude49 Aug 06 '22

"Cosmic Sociology" sounds badass though

What's the theory about? Alien's being malevolent I imagine?

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u/SliderD Aug 06 '22

No they just rotate us with their space tentacles

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u/theblisster Aug 06 '22

rotate me interdimensionaly, cosmic daddy

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u/BiskyJMcGuff Aug 06 '22

To a bird what’s a plane ?

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u/tuibiel Aug 06 '22

Get rotated

Idiot

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u/ladyy_bluee Aug 06 '22

Fucking douche. Picking on a baby bird.

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u/teejaysaz Aug 05 '22

What an asshole.

This is a fledgling bird still learning to forage for itself and begging for feeding assistance.

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u/polopolo05 Aug 06 '22

Then it should go fill out the appropriate forms. Crows these day.

Jk... Would be happy to feed a corvid friend.

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u/velocity010 Aug 05 '22

That look and swallow translated to me as: I fucked up.

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u/Angus_Mcd0nald Aug 05 '22

“This video has no sound.” Yeah thanks to this guy.

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u/Legitimate_Mortgage5 Aug 06 '22

Lethal Avian Influenza - Patient #0

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u/Midan71 Aug 06 '22

This crow will grow up to get revenge.

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u/Sexyshark15 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 06 '22

FEED ME

NO, FUCK YOU

FEEEEED ME

shut

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u/Used-Confidence-7174 Aug 06 '22

Someone feed that hungry fledgling

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u/bump-n-dump Aug 06 '22

I half expected the bird to start inflating

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u/FairyFlossPanda Aug 06 '22

Fucking asshole. I hope that bird shits directly on his face.

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u/Marizo12 Aug 05 '22

This is nasty behavior.

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u/posobY21 Aug 06 '22

why would we need sound? fuck you OP

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u/MandatoryDissent50 Aug 06 '22

Corvids have the intelligence of children
Corvid interacting with a human
Corvid behaving like a child
Human doesn't act like a parent

What a fucking dick.

Give him food or toys.

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u/Best-Car-5608 Aug 06 '22

give him a gun, gotta teach 'em young

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u/AgilityCattywumpus Aug 06 '22

That's a baby crow wanting to be fed. What a jerk move, just to post a video. I hope he makes your car his target practice.

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u/ShinobiInPajamas Aug 06 '22

its a fledgling or baby bird it was probably kicked out of the nest recently

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u/jacks65fastcar Aug 06 '22

Get a shovel out go by your bushes turn a shovels worth of dirt over into loose ground and find the bird a worm don't treat Wildlife like that you got to get it on your ground and pray to God that you are not my neighbor luckily for you you would be eating your food through a straw for some time

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u/VirtualDumpster Aug 06 '22

HAH! As if your puny ass would do squat to anyone, little Timmy.

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u/Acrobatic-Degree9589 Aug 06 '22

That’s very sweet of you, what if it needs to be chewed up first

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u/RNReef Aug 06 '22

God I hate humans. Fucking trash.

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u/meljorg65 Aug 06 '22

People upset that he's "abusing" a pest lmao. This man was merciful in my eyes.

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u/madreus Aug 06 '22

SHUT 🐦👌

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u/SuddenlyElga Aug 06 '22

That’s very cute.

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u/Alsdamshi Aug 05 '22

When life imitates art

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u/NanoRay_06 Aug 06 '22

I thought he was doing a magic trick to make the hand illusion with the distance from the bird beak.

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u/ifeelearthspin Aug 06 '22

Birds breathe through their mouth.

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u/NullSpec-Jedi Aug 06 '22

This video deserves sound