r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ImaginaryChefLouie12 • Aug 13 '21

Firefighter snatches suicide jumper out of mid air

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

Fuck me sideways. Not one of you have heard of sarcasm no?

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u/RealAbstractSquidII Aug 13 '21

I assumed you were serious considering there's a lot of comments on this post that genuinely were not aware of Duty to Save laws.

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

A do not catch me order? Are you for real man?

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u/GivesCredit Aug 13 '21

Guy gives great info, tries to be helpful and your first instinct is to be an asshole. Very cool

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

Oh yeah that’s also sarcasm before you all start correcting me about ur fucking pledge.

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u/GivesCredit Aug 13 '21

You’re really funny dude. Like seriously, through all the dorito dust and cum stains, you managed to make even stupider “sarcastic” comments. Fuck off, will you?

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

Your on my comment aren’t you dog breath? So fuck off, will you?

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u/brocahantas Aug 13 '21

So do you just go with the “it was sarcasm” excuse every time you’re either wrong or being an asshole or what

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

Okay…so you honestly believe that I believe people Sign a piece of paper that states they don’t want to be caught if they jump off a building? HAVE YOU HEARD YOURSELF😂 like let’s be fucking honest nobody ever catches anybody, this is a freak incident this fireman is obviously an absolute god of a firefighter. So yeah sarcasm was clearly implied due to the utter silliness of the comment. You fucking annoying butthurt crybaby American bitch. Get the fuck off my comment everyone else thought it was funny apart from 10 douchebag American flag jizzing, 9/11 Jenga playing motherfuckers

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u/brocahantas Aug 13 '21

Holy shit please keep going this is incredible haha. Your insecurity is hilarious.

Yeah dude everyone thinks you’re the coolest and you make the funniest jokes. That’s why all your comments are getting downvoted it’s because people love you.

I’ll never understand the point of trolling I guess

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

Here’s my advice to you to help you with sarcasm In the future.

Step 1. Pull your foreskin over your head

Step 2. Have a word with yourself

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u/brocahantas Aug 13 '21

There he goes again with those top notch jokes! Incredible stuff, where do you come up with such hilarious material?!

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

It’s a JOKE comment and your all getting high and mighty about it? You’re all a bunch of fucking imbeciles man get the fuck off my comment. 51 people thought it was funny, why do 51 people think it’s funny and you fucking morons have a problem with it and have to factually pick holes in it JESUS man. Is it because I said something bad about America and you’ve obviously pledged allegiance to it so this is you honouring that pledge? Lmao

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u/slutforcompassion Aug 13 '21

I think it’s your general mean-spiritedness that people are taking issue with.

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u/eggrollin2200 Aug 13 '21

They’re just peachy :))