r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ImaginaryChefLouie12 • Aug 13 '21

Firefighter snatches suicide jumper out of mid air

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

REALLY? there’s not actually a do not catch me order? I could’ve sworn I saw it on House?

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u/an-accoridan Aug 13 '21

There’s DNR — do not resuscitate. It’s basically where the patient that’s already terminally ill signs a form saying that if they go Code Blue not to resuscitate them. At that point there’s typically already suffering a lot and death would be the kinder option

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

In your def. A comment was deleted in which I write about a DNR, salty muricans obviously unhappy about it.

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u/Damesie Aug 13 '21

You seem salty because your “sarcasm” came off more ignorant than funny. Better luck next time, baked beans.

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

Okay cool cool. Suck a dick.

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u/Damesie Aug 13 '21

Coolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

Awww and now I love you. Noice!!!

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u/Damesie Aug 13 '21

I’d say the same if I didn’t find out you’ve been stealing my yogurt

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21

I’m not the Hitchcock, ur the Hitchcock!

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u/JarJarTwynks Aug 13 '21

You sound like a Chud 😂

AdolfTickler

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u/AdoIfTickler Aug 13 '21
  1. What’s a chud?
  2. Suck a fart out of my arse

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u/JarJarTwynks Aug 13 '21
  1. You
  2. 🤡

Honk honk Chud nugget