r/nottheonion 7h ago

Flight attendants train in self-defense amid spike in unruly passengers

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17k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Ex-cop who stormed US Capitol is jailed after buying 37 guns and posting that 'violence' is better than 'peaceful protest'

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701 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

Goat dies after unnatural sex with senior citizen

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1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

Doctor: Some Missourians going undercover to get vaccinated

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1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

NC man charged, accused of putting ‘I ❤️ Being White’ stickers on cars at Mexican restaurants

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119 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Woman whose photograph of a naked man in pursuit of a wild boar at a Berlin lakeside went viral has said she might take legal action against a company that has immortalised the spectacle in plastic for model railway enthusiasts.

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162 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Israel launches maximum pressure campaign against Ben & Jerry's

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30k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Man in yellow dress stole school bus, drove loader through home

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71 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

The "L'Manburg" flag from Dreams minecraft server shows up in anti-vax rally

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39 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

‘Bring your house and share your spouse’: New swinger trailer park opening in Louisiana

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369 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Michigan lawmaker reports $221 campaign spending at strip club

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393 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Thief Offered Grocer Sex With His Wife, Then Held Him At Gunpoint

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24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

Toilet turns poop into Energy and Cryptocurrency.

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28 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Laurel Oak Family Aquatic Center closed due to ‘diarrhea incident’

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6 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Wu-Tang Clan album bought by Martin Shkreli sold by US government

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43 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Dundee woman attacked and knocked to ground by ‘vicious’ city centre gull

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23 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Man who spent $30 million building wall between U.S. and Mexico is looking for a buyer for the wall

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838 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Covid 19 coronavirus: Women are claiming 'boobs get bigger' after having Pfizer jab

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3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Bring your house, and share your spouse’: New swingers’ trailer park opening in Mamou

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151 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

60-year-old nabbed for having sex with a goat

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20 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

1 Teen Dead, Another Critically Injured in California Theater Shooting During ‘Forever Purge’ Screening

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17 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

After refusing to serve him, a man attacks restaurant waiters with a harpoon.

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43 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

High-End Gaming PCs Banned in 6 US States Based on an Energy Bill

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2 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Family vows to resist US government attempt to keep intelligence work of woman accused of killing teen a secret

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71 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Isle of Wight triplets graduate with same degree from same university [without discussing their choices beforehand]

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0 Upvotes