r/nottheonion 2d ago

Nancy Brophy, romance novelist who wrote "How to Murder Your Husband," found guilty of murder 4 years after chef spouse found dead in kitchen

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Police didn't immediately confront the gunman as Texas school shooting unfolded because they 'could've been shot'

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r/nottheonion 13h ago

Alleged Nazi sympathizer convicted for role in January 6 US Capitol riot after claiming he didn't know Congress met there

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r/nottheonion 7h ago

Democrats ask Apple, Google to prohibit apps from using data mining to target people seeking abortions

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597 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

US Federal Reserve says its goal is ‘to get wages down’

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371 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Uvalse police chief who delayed response to shooting to join City Council

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132 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Bermuda Triangle cruise promises full refund if ship disappears

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

The 1984 McDonald’s Massacre, an event where police also took an hour to respond to the shooter, and 21 died

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

Starbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained meth

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r/nottheonion 5h ago Helpful

Ezekiel Mutua wants ‘gay’ lions spotted in Maasai Mara isolated

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Bristol mayor flies nine hours for TED climate conference

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r/nottheonion 8h ago

Woman tries first proper meal after 23 years of only eating potato chips

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42 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

Boris Johnson changes ministerial code to remove need to resign over breaches

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361 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

China warns Biden that democracy is dying

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109 Upvotes

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Man Carries Gun Onto Arlington Elementary Campus, Accidentally Shoots Self in the Foot

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r/nottheonion 6h ago

A man developed sudden amnesia after having sex with his wife, completely forgetting his own wedding anniversary party the day before

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24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Forest Service says it started all of New Mexico's largest wildfire

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33 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

Scientists can now grow wood in a lab without cutting a single tree

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55 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Sources confirm Reds’ Tommy Pham slapped Giants’ Joc Pederson across the face after confronting him about a disagreement stemming from their fantasy football league

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

The NRA says its Houston convention will 'reflect on' the Uvalde school shooting

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368 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Man charged with possession, tells police he's on official NASA business

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16 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Herschel Walker falsely claims he never falsely claimed he graduated from University of Georgia

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r/nottheonion 18h ago

Wayne County Man Arrested for Too Many Wildlife Feeders

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78 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Move over TobyKeith: Pebbles the Toy Fox Terrier named world's oldest living dog at 22

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5 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Hacked Brazil airport screens show porn to travelers

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22 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Man sues Sainsbury’s for banning his assistance cat Chloe

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28 Upvotes