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CNN team robbed while working on story about street crime

https://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2023/03/cnn-team-robbed-while-working-on-story-about-street-crime.html

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker 4d ago

Now they're a primary source

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Saves time with releases, that’s for sure.

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u/COMPUTER1313 4d ago edited 4d ago

Technically it would be the security guards that would the primary source:

Lah said she and CNN’s Jason Kravarik were inside City Hall when thieves smashed their way into a car being watched by security guards and made off with items including her passport. According to Lah, who posted a photo of a smashed rear window, the thieves were gone in under four seconds.

Security guards hired to watch the CNN team’s rental car and equipment car reportedly gave chase, but the crooks pulled away in a black Infiniti with California plates.

And I would not be surprised if the getaway vehicle was also stolen.

Lah worried she wouldn’t be able to fly back to her home base in L.A. because her identification was in one of the stolen bags. According to the reporter, Southwest Airlines said it isn’t uncommon for travelers to have their bags stolen in San Francisco and gave her a plane ticket after a security check.

Bruh, when the airlines expects travelers to have their belongings stolen.

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u/Megasteel32 4d ago

Bruh, when the airlines expects travelers to have their belongings stolen.

welcome to San Francisco

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u/Enthused_Llama 4d ago

Been to SF once

Was robbed in almost the same way

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u/RamboGoesMeow 4d ago

That’s so crazy and a bummer. I’ve been going to SF since I was a kid, and I was just there in November last year. Never once been robbed, and I’ve been in all the ritzy and ratty areas. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Chinse 4d ago

I live here and have never been robbed or had my car broken into. IMO the reason why is that I - don’t park in touristy areas. If i’m going out drinking I uber, so I never need to. - don’t keep stuff in my car because my stuff is in my house

That isn’t to discredit the serious issue of car theft. They are targeting tourists that leave their laptop bags in their rental. I think people just might have a view that it’s an awful place to live, but I think it might more accurately be a bad place to visit

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u/TB12-SN13 4d ago

I’ve been once too. I just walked around so no car to break into lol.

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u/Enthused_Llama 4d ago

Funny you say that.

While I was on the phone with Enterprise, we saw a dude get his phone stolen out of his hands.

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u/RevengencerAlf 4d ago

I mean you're going to get the same answer anywhere. Travelers are disproportionately robbed almost anywhere they would go. They're considered prime targets both in terms of the likely haul and their vulnerability.

Even cops disproportionately target trourists because they expect them not to fight tickets.

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u/BryanP1968 4d ago

To an extent, yes. But SF has this reputation for a good reason. I mean, I love going to Memphis, but I also know it’s the only town I’ve been straight up robbed in. Won’t keep me from going again, but I’m wary.

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u/xxthundergodxx77 4d ago

I'm not surprised. I've been to Memphis once (from Nashville) and I fucking hated it lol. Like the night life is awesome and at but a lot of it isn't something that I can't get in Nashville.

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u/Key-Abrocoma-144 4d ago

no but san francisco lately is ON SOMETHING when it comes to vehicle break in tourist areas. like, you're almost guaranteed to get your car broken into if there's anything visible, valuable or not, if you park in tourist hotspot

it's exceptionally bad and worse than anywhere i've been anywhere else

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u/agreeingstorm9 4d ago

Happened to me. Rental car was towed illegally by a scummy tow company. He claimed I was parked illegally and spit a number of different ordinances at me. When I looked them up later I found out they had nothing to do with towing and I had indeed been towed illegally. What am I going to do though? Sue him in small claims court when I'm 1700 miles away?

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u/shitstain_hurricane 4d ago

Remember not to wear flowers in your hair

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u/lickedTators 4d ago

Should I store them in my pants?

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u/shitstain_hurricane 4d ago

Yes. But your pants may get stolen, so it's a risk

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u/lickedTators 4d ago

Jokes on them, I was headed to Folsom Street anyway.

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u/psycharious 4d ago

I'm curious how they were able to quickly smash the window, grab the stuff and get away with hired security. I take it they were on a break

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u/Madwand99 4d ago

Glass breakers work instantly. Check out some of Mark Rober's videos to see how fast it can be. I'm not surprised at all.

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u/CrispyRussians 4d ago

Check out what cracked bits of ceramic spark plugs do to car windows.

Straight ninja rocks

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u/MandolinMagi 4d ago

Walk by with one of those spring-loaded window breakers, hit the window, reach in, get in getaway car.

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u/Sologringosolo 4d ago

These are professional thieves that do it all day every day for their living. Theyre extremely fast

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u/hippyengineer 4d ago

A center point punch breaks glass instantly.

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u/Designer_Progress_85 4d ago

That’s why you steal someone else’s id to get on the plane. When in Rome.

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u/CrispyRussians 4d ago edited 4d ago

Dude the laws have gotten too strict on air travel. In the 70s you could roll up, basically throw your money down on the runway and walk on a plane. We need to get back to that. Cockpits locked anyways, and any passengers know you gotta swarm a hijacker these days

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u/iamsteelandvegemite 4d ago

I’m ready to fireboard a terry.

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u/Marshall_Lawson 4d ago

Do what to a what?

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u/arcadiaware 4d ago

We gonna draxx them sklounst

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u/CrispyRussians 4d ago

Makes two of us. I means that's what happened in recent hijacking's attempts. The shoe bomber and underwear bomber both got mobbed.

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u/novelANDsignificant 4d ago

Especially if he's gettin' froggy

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u/sanger_r 4d ago

Then it's time to get hypothetical on their clavicle.

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u/Training-Fact-3887 4d ago

Thats the combat seat

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u/NarwhalHD 4d ago

TSA misses most security checks anyway. It's all for show

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u/CrispyRussians 4d ago

Exactly. Security theatre.

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u/SwitchAny5927 4d ago

i've traveled with a knife in my pocket like 3 times

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u/xxthundergodxx77 4d ago

I mean, the deterrence has to play a pretty major factor in reducing crime, surely

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u/Sado_Hedonist 4d ago

It's a jobs program for the otherwise unemployable. The security theater aspect is only an afterthought.

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u/TempAcct20005 4d ago

Exactly what I said. It’s a government jobs program. Oh are jobs for the quarter down, TSA hiring 200,000 employees.

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u/ArrrGaming 4d ago

I've said that for a long time, how when I was very small people could walk up, pay cash for a one way ticket to somewhere, not show any ID, and no questions were asked. (Assuming they didn't look completely off the wall or whatever.)

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u/CrispyRussians 4d ago

Private planes still work this way. Some dude posted a pic of him carrying a sig on a private jet the other day. As long as the charter holder grants permission or something like that it's fine. Most hunting parties have guns and ammo on the plane with them too. Sometimes in separate locations sometimes not.

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u/Ground6H 4d ago

This is standard at all US airports. Friend lost his license while out of state, called up the airport to see what to do and it was actually an easy process. Obviously international is a whole other story.

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u/panda_gravy 4d ago

Friend of mine left her wallet in her hotel room in Vegas. Didn’t realize until she was already dropped off at the airport 15 mins before her flight. Got through no problem.

Just more security theater at work.

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u/looseleafnz 4d ago

Why do you need a passport to travel within the Country?

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u/charleswj 4d ago

She's a reporter who likely travels internationally often enough, and likely on short enough notice, that it's always with her bags. So she lost her passport (big deal obviously) and ID (presumably in her wallet) leaving her with no ID.

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u/Iron_Baron 4d ago

Beat me to it. Bravo.

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u/masochistmonkey 4d ago

holds microphone up to mirror

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u/straightouttasuburb 4d ago

They hired security guards to watch their stuff and still was robbed…

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u/AlwaysRealRADDish 4d ago

Yet, there was time to take a pic of the getaway vehicle?? Sounds like someone used Groupon to find their security…

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u/SilasX 4d ago

“Oh yeah, you’re with the Groupon package? That … only gets you our DGAF tier guards.”

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u/AlwaysRealRADDish 4d ago

“By the way, there’ll be an additional charge for the photography. If you’d like any digital &/or printed copies of the photos, just let our Groupon staff know how many & we’ll provide a quote!”

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

Ordered from wish.com

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u/MurphyAtLarge 4d ago

Well in SF even the police can’t chase them if they go over the speed limit. Anyways if they get caught then our judges just let them back out. It’s nuts. We just got a new aggressive DA but even they are failing. It’s tough.

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u/FriedWaffle714 4d ago

Security guards are just for security theater to act as deterrent against criminals.

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u/CantFindMyWallet 4d ago

Seems like just standing next to the car should have gotten the job done. What the hell were they doing?

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u/ThrowAwayBBY46 4d ago

Cocaine in the alley.

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u/Zagzax 4d ago edited 4d ago

News crew security is usuall no joke. During the Floyd riots some dude tried to mace one of them and got smoked like a joint.

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u/ArrrGaming 4d ago

That's more "executive protection" than "security guard", though.

At that point you're basically hiring one or a very small number of mercenaries, not someone who is there to be seen so as to deter crime, and to call the police if a crime happens.

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u/SaxRohmer 4d ago

There was a guy (that was clearly former military) that disarmed a protestor that had pulled a gun out of a cop car during that same time. It definitely can vary but some of those guys are very serious

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u/ThisFreakinGuyHere 4d ago

That's TSA and retail security. Private security is supposed to be the real headcrackers, if you get the right guys.

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u/ElmentMusic 4d ago

I work for a news network

Our security fuckin sucks lol

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u/ThisFreakinGuyHere 4d ago

Gettin the wrong guys. You nerds need some of them rapper security.

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u/riptide81 4d ago

In SF they’d probably be the only ones in danger of getting arrested if they physically intervened.

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u/GammonBushFella 4d ago

Not to mention, these guys are probably paid sweet fuck all. Doubt it's enough to risk your own skin in any way.

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u/agreeingstorm9 4d ago

Private security a lot of times is a bunch of guys who tried to be cops but even the cops didn't want them. They tend to be very very super-macho type guys who are high on what little power they have. They will crack your skull in a heart beat just to make themselves feel like they have real power. I'd mess w/a cop before I messed with any armed private security.

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u/gumby1004 4d ago

“Stop, or I’ll say ‘stop’ again!”

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u/JerryKook 4d ago

Where were the security guards? Across the street in Starbucks?

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u/spot_of_tea_or_death 4d ago

Those police cutouts are surprisingly realistic these days.

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u/BannedAgain-573 4d ago

They rented that wax security guard from r/mildlyinteresting legend has it he worked at SVB and was out of a job ¯(ツ)

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u/karstadtt 4d ago

Security is only as efficient as the law allows it to be. If you live in a state where violence is punished with prison but property crime is tolerated, their hands are bound.

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u/CantFindMyWallet 4d ago

You people are delusional if you think California law requires you to let someone smash the window on a car.

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u/K1lledByAmerica 4d ago

Sounds like the thieves had an inside man

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u/psycharious 4d ago

"No guarantees. Here's your bill."

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u/Fanfics 4d ago

"Hand over your wallet and nobody gets hurt!"

"ok, but real quick could you tell us your full name, age, and what drove you to a life of crime?"

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u/SoUpInYa 4d ago

And fill lot this release form

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u/Babylegs_OHoulihan 4d ago

Two males who would identify themselves only as ‘Nah’ and ‘Stop asking me questions

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u/Ahelex 4d ago

10 years later:

"We met with sodium hydride to see where he is now."

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u/jstilla 4d ago

Took me a second, but worth the wait. Well played.

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u/wearedoomed49 4d ago

You can have my cash, but first you know I gotta ask,
what made you want to live this kind of life?

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u/TypicalJeepDriver 4d ago

He said there ain’t no rest for the wicked.

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u/randolphcherrypepper 4d ago

Money don't grow on trees, he continued.

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u/TypicalJeepDriver 4d ago

I got gills today, I’ve got moths to breed.

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u/psycharious 4d ago

And ain't nothin in this world for freeee

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u/smurficus103 4d ago

No, I cant slow clown

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u/Zachariot88 4d ago

The perpetrator reportedly had both bills to pay AND mouths to feed

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u/markhachman 4d ago

I'm just disappointed in the lack of politeness. We have manners out here.

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u/Techjunk24 4d ago

Is this considered a method acting version of journalism?

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u/TricksterPriestJace 4d ago

I am disappointed Gonzo journalism doesn't involve people being interviewed by a Muppet.

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u/lickedTators 4d ago

Gonzo was named after the journalism style because of his wild personality.

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u/Shot-Spray5935 4d ago

Would have to act as real robbers for that

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u/Techjunk24 4d ago

Only if they aren't method acting for the victims.

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u/libginger73 4d ago

Experiential Reporting

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u/AlwaysRealRADDish 4d ago

Haha perhaps…I guess it’s better than the amateur improv most “journalists” seem to utilize these days.

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u/cofcof420 4d ago

Happened right outside city hall in broad daylight. Pure craziness

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u/Hallowbrand 4d ago

I live nearby, they parked next to city hall iirc which is next to a shelter that houses 500 homeless people 80% of which are hard substance users according to the director that I’ve talked to. They should have used one of the numerous parking garages. Car crime is fucked right now.

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u/PotatoSalad 4d ago

You think those homeless people had a black Infiniti like the article describes?

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u/cofcof420 4d ago

Is it only if you have a bag in your car or they’ll smash for anything? I’ve heard some folks leave their cars unlocked and empty for that reason

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u/GuineaPigBikini 4d ago

My friend lives in the bay area and said someone broke into his car for some pillows once

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u/JethroFire 4d ago

Yeah the rise in crime in the last two years is no joke.

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u/ADarwinAward 4d ago edited 4d ago

What’s crazy is this isn’t even new really, though the overall increase in theft is recent. SF City hall area has been a shit hole for a long time. It’s a block away from one of the worst neighborhoods in the city, the Tenderloin.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 4d ago

That is top notch investigative reporting

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u/SilasX 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is some bottom-notch opsec.

Edit: Wow, never mind, they had security guards and still got robbed. That's messed up.

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u/NarutoDragon732 4d ago

Journalism ain't dead after all!

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u/HorpySpoondigger 4d ago

This level of commitment in journalism is admirable.

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u/BePart2 4d ago

Of course it’s San Francisco lol

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u/K1lledByAmerica 4d ago

San Francisco sure has changed a bunch since its Full House days

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u/ywBBxNqW 4d ago Silver

Yeah, man. It's like... whatever happened to predictability?

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u/k4tertots 4d ago

SF in the 90s was stellar.

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u/nicelyroasted 4d ago

Highest crime and murder rate of the 1900s, but go off

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u/xenonnsmb 4d ago

im amazed at people's ability to selectively remember the past. no, there wasn't less crime in the 90s, you just weren't being exposed to it on your phone 24/7

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u/nicelyroasted 4d ago

‘I lived in pac heights, yes why do you ask?’

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u/excelllentquestion 4d ago

Its literally lower now than ever. Well besides 2020 lockdown when no one was out. Still high but lowest in SF history.

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u/old_gold_mountain 4d ago

the per-capita murder rate in San Francisco was twice as high in 1995 as it was in 2022

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u/sean_macktruck 4d ago

Was just traveling through the bay area last week and my rental car was broken into and our backpacks were stolen. Wish I would have known beforehand that it was such an issue. The cops said sometimes they specifically target rental cars because you can identify one with the sticker on the windshield

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u/myotheraccountiscuck 4d ago

Wish I would have known beforehand that it was such an issue.

How's life been under your rock?

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u/sean_macktruck 4d ago

I don't keep up on bay area news, since I don't live in or around California. Thank you for your very sincere concern

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u/PinkSlipstitch 4d ago

Have you heard of the glitter bomb guy, Mark Rober? He did a version with car break ins in San Fran.

https://youtu.be/iWeu2dxHRDg

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u/A_Light_Spark 4d ago

"We are the most progressive city in the world!"

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u/SuperFLEB 4d ago

Your duffel bag is currently progressing down the street without you.

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u/swettm 4d ago

Crime is progressing at unprecedented rates

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u/TheWorldisFullofWar 4d ago

Progressive when it comes to letting criminals off free yet conservative when it comes to housing, corporate responsibility, and transportation. Worst of both worlds.

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u/OldKingRob 4d ago

but the crooks pulled away in a black Infiniti

Have they seen the way normal Infiniti drivers are? Now imagine one fleeing the scene of a crime they just committed

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u/burnshimself 4d ago

Lol of course it is San Fran

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u/gravion17 4d ago

I would have been surprised if it wasn’t SF…

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u/NeverTrustATurtle 4d ago

I guess they never studied under the tutelage of JJ Bittenbinder’ Street Smarts Course

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u/Fondren_Richmond 4d ago

He was a man most acquainted with misery. He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin.

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u/UnknownBinary 4d ago

"Never let dem take yew to ah second locashun."

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u/LapsedVerneGagKnee 4d ago

“You’d best get used to reporting street crime stories. You’re in one!”

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

“Beautiful” San Francisco - where the dogs step in human shit!

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 4d ago

If you arrest people and let them go immediately what's the deterrent?

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u/smoothout 4d ago

Actually, of all the various theories of crime causation and mitigation the ONE (count em, ONE) repeatable and demonstrable thing we know about lowering crime rates is they go down as the perceived odds of being caught and receiving SOME punishment go up. So any time anyone proposes anything that reduces the odds of getting caught committing a crime or receiving any punishment at all for the crime you can expect the crime rate to go up.

Source- criminal justice degree that was worthless except to give me depression

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u/Xalimata 4d ago

That's why the War on Drugs was such a success! Just make life as shitty as possible for people who have a small amount of drugs and poof! Its all better now.

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u/SaxRohmer 4d ago

There’s a huge diminishing return on that as well and most criminals also do not expect to get caught. We have the largest prison population on the planet and an insanely high recidivism rate. There should be consequences but we also don’t give people the tools to actually build a life and become “productive members of society” once they’re released

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u/smoothout 4d ago

I agree, solving recidivism would improve the country immeasurably

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u/sluuuurp 4d ago

Or just lock them away forever (at least after many repeat offenses). If you really care about nothing and continue to cause destruction, there’s no hope for you and you’re not deserving of living in a civilized society.

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u/SDdude81 4d ago

Crime is absolutely going up in San Francisco because their is no punishment. The simplest explanation is that a person can't commit a crime if they're in jail

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u/SaxRohmer 4d ago

Sounds like a good recipe to just have a revolving door. We don’t do anything to reform criminals or address any of the systemic issues. People committing crimes like theft I’m guessing largely are not financially secure and are looking to make money. Having a record makes finding gainful employment more difficult in a big way - how do you expect someone to build a new life after going through our justice system?

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u/WillTheGreat 4d ago

Crime is absolutely going up in San Francisco because their is no punishment. The simplest explanation is that a person can't commit a crime if they're in jail

Yeah I really don't understand the better life argument because anyone whose from SF Bay Area and has seen this shit happening and sees the type of people who commit these kinda crimes. They're not homeless, they're not "struggling", they're people who see easy opportunities to commit a crime that has very little risk to them. 90% of the videos of smash and grabs, or snatch and grabs, or armed robberies...these dudes are decked out in new Jordans, BAPE, designed jeans, etc in high end getaway cars. You can make the case everything I listed is stolen, but man what the fuck are the odds that every single thing was stolen for everyone single one of them? Even if they were stolen, look at where the priorities are. It's not a homeless guy stealing food, stealing groceries, stealing essential home goods.

I get that there are people struggling due to displacement and rising cost of living, but these people are not that and the spike in petty crime is a clear lack of deterrence.

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u/R_Morley 4d ago

I feel like that may be (partially) true for petty crime but definitely does not apply to major crimes. Murder for example. Or rape.

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u/Malphos101 4d ago

"It may work for the type of crime that makes up 95% of all crime, but it wont work for the super rare crime and therefore it isn't worth trying."

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u/SilasX 4d ago

Or white collar fraud like the Elizabeth Holmeses and SBFs of the world.

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u/SharkBaitDLS 4d ago

Which is why those major crimes are still tried as normal.

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u/smurficus103 4d ago

Or government corruption supporting monopolies

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u/Pathetian 4d ago

Deterrents absolutely work for 99% of people. The beautiful thing about jailing people is that it's a deterrent and separates repeat offenders from future victims.

If it was all about quality of life, middle and upper class people wouldn't commit any crime, but they still do.

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u/aReasonableSnout 4d ago

lots of poor people don't commit crimes

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u/Warmduscher1876 4d ago

The deterrent is the court trial and sentencing afterwards? Just because they don't keep you until the trial doesn't mean there's no consequence. Also, how is the situation any different when their grandma bails them out to remain free until trial instead?

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u/R_Morley 4d ago

Well generally it’s when you put them in prison, after a trial

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u/DogsPlan 4d ago

Not robbed, it’s burglary.

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u/Somar2230 4d ago

Exactly you would think journalist would know the difference.

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u/chiliedogg 4d ago

Vehicle burglary has its own category, because it's trespassing in a vehicle combined with theft

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u/InkBlotSam 4d ago

Anyone who leaves their passport in their car, for any amount of time, is an idiot.

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u/GhostBurger12 4d ago

But then they would have lost it when they were mugged in the venue! /s

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u/Mintou 4d ago

Agreed lol.

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u/OurSocietyBottomText 4d ago

This comment screams of someone living somewhere that has accepted crime and accepting their life going poorly

Don't think millions of Scandinavians are idiots for leaving their babies alone in the stroller outside sleeping.

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u/Hallowbrand 4d ago

I live nearby, they parked next to city hall iirc which is next to a shelter that houses 500 homeless people in two apartment 80% of which are hard substance users according to the director that I’ve talked to. They should have used one of the numerous parking garages.

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u/Phillipwnd 4d ago

My town has had a lot of recent reports of people having their wallets stolen out of their cars, some parked overnight.

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u/-MolonLabe- 4d ago

Reminds me of the World Series of Dice.

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u/lookitsaustin 4d ago

Scrolling this far down is what makes me believe that Reddit is full of young people. Lol. That was the first thing I thought of too.

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u/gravion17 4d ago

ASHY LARRY!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker 4d ago

"Now get buck nekkid!" 🔫

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u/mennwomenexist 4d ago

I thought letting prisoners go was backed by science?

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u/Electric_Wizard84 4d ago

Reporter:”So, Mr. Jenkins, they say that this neighborhood is bad. Can you shed some light on the problems here?”

Jenkins: cocks hammer back “First of all, my name is Leeroy, and second of all I need your phone and wallet.”

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u/Economics_Troll 4d ago

Of course it’s San Francisco.

Here I am waiting on Reddit folks that maintain crime isn’t a problem in the city, governmental policy on crime there is fine, and is no worse than it was in the past.

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u/CurrentlyLucid 4d ago

Just do yourselves a favor, stay out of SF and Oakland, they are both pits these days.

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u/jazzb54 4d ago

I knew this was San Francisco before opening the article. I used to like visiting that city, but it's turned into a crime filled toilet.

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u/cheesehuahuas 4d ago

Does someone have a source explaining why crime is so bad in San Francisco that isn't overly politicized?

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u/excelllentquestion 4d ago

Violent crimes are at their lowest for decades (besides 2020 lockdown).

Larceny is def up over the last 5 years.

Other crimes like burglary and car theft are a bit higher than 5 years ago.

Really, theres a fuckton of contributing factors.

We had a particularly crappy DA that basically made it impossible to prosecute anything besides violent crimes. So cops and people just kinda gave up trying.

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u/linktothefuture1994 4d ago

It was a mostly peaceful robbing

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u/bendekopootoe 4d ago

Well it is a shit hole...

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u/Cheeky_Guy 4d ago

Itssss like raaaain on your wedding dayyyy

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Seems like they were burgled, not robbed. Sounds like semantics, but there’s a big difference.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Might65 4d ago

robbed in the shithole that is san francisco. what a surprise

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u/luckylebron 4d ago

I've wondered about something like this happening to news reporters in dicey neighborhoods.

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u/Stratocast7 4d ago

"Lah worried she wouldn’t be able to fly back to her home base in L.A. because her identification was in one of the stolen bags"

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u/brazilian_liliger 4d ago

Regular day in Brasil

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u/KittenStapler 4d ago

Haven't opened the article yet, but I'm gonna assume this was in San Francisco.

. . . Yep

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u/PsychePsyche 4d ago

They get away with this because the SFPD is a combination of inept and corrupt.

Inept: Got catalytic converters stolen off of squad cars

Corrupt: Refused to help breakup a theft ring just like this one as they were engaged in a work stoppage to make the previous DA look bad I personally supported a lot of the previous DAs policies but he was wayyyy too much of a rookie firebrand trying to make a name for himself rather than doing the full job of DA entails. Regardless, crime has spiked even more after his recall, which means it wasn’t his policies causing or exacerbating crime.

Now there’s a shitload of other factors too, like insane economic pressures from the bay areas cost of living, the police commission banning high speed chases (so crooks just start driving recklessly if a cop chases them for low level crimes, but they’ll still chase for violent crimes), SF housing being unaffordable for anyone but FAANG engineers means that the people who might become cops can’t live here, causing a hiring crunch, the list goes on and on and on

It’s why I bang away on housing so much, because all the rest of our problems flow from that.

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u/HerrKrinkle 4d ago

That first link. It's... It's amazing. So glad I left SF when I did.

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u/wehappy3 4d ago

IMO it's the second thing that's more or less happening now. The car burglary like in the article isn't tweakers, it's organized crime. The cops need to find the hydra and cut off the head, so to speak. People like to bitch about California's and San Francisco's liberal policies causing this, and while I agree that they're causing other crime issues, this is straight up organized crime that the cops are refusing to address/investigate. It's so, so corrupt and fucked.

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u/f1nessd 4d ago

i wonder if they'll report honestly about the perpetrators

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u/ZomBioHacker 4d ago

I bet they were a minority demographic.

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u/n0tn0rmal 4d ago

Dude!! You know the rules of Reddit! You only can say bad things about white people from the US.

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u/Sqeegg 4d ago

"Give me your shoes too!"

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u/picklesaredry 4d ago

They forgor 💀

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u/Broomstick73 4d ago

Almost but not quite ironic.

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u/halcy0n_ 4d ago

This is like the Car Wash Change Thief Action Squad getting their change stolen while filling a reenactment of Car Wash Change Theft.

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u/Jellypope 4d ago

Thats why the #1 rule is Dont Make Yourself The Story.

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u/NinDiGu 4d ago

They were not robbed they had their car broken into

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u/varabdel 4d ago

God damn you know San Fransisco is a shithole when even I as a non-American read the headline and thought "It was San Fransisco wasn't it?"

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u/WetHighFives 4d ago

Vehicle broken into while they were inside city hall. Not a robbery.

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u/ivwos 3d ago

Thela hun Ginjeet