r/nottheonion Jul 27 '21

‘Bring your house, and share your spouse’: New swingers’ trailer park opening in Mamou

https://www.klfy.com/evangeline-parish/bring-your-house-and-share-your-spouse-new-swingers-park-opening-in-mamou/
234 Upvotes

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u/Amevil801 Jul 27 '21

The block parties gotta be wild.

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u/i_am_the_archivist Jul 28 '21

Swingers groups in retirement communities are way more common than people might think 😂

Talk to your parents about safe sex (and getting tested regularly!). Also talk to them about maybe not discussing swinging at bridge club because it makes people uncomfortable and then no one wants to play bridge anymore.

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u/adinfinitum225 Jul 28 '21

then no one wants to play bridge anymore.

Cause they're all too busy having freaky old people sex

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u/i_am_the_archivist Jul 28 '21

Ah, but if you invite one person from bridge club you have to invite everyone from bridge club. And then there are too many women, but nobody wants to sleep with Sherman (even though he's seven years younger than Frank) and then feelings are hurt.

Don't cross the streams is all I'm saying.

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u/HumanityAtItsFinest Jul 28 '21

If we’re speaking purely physically crossing streams sounds both awesome and fun

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u/adinfinitum225 Jul 28 '21

Okay, you got me there haha

5

u/macfarley Jul 28 '21

Can't tell if granddad has tertiary syphilis or he forgot his pill.

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u/macfarley Jul 28 '21

Let's be honest here it's not much different than a regular trailer park. Less kids around and a new sign is about it.

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u/jjnefx Jul 28 '21

Oh hell YEAH!

Time to get some shocks on those cinder blocks!

Bend that trailer skirt into the dirt!

Gonna be a.whole lotta thin wall moanin' & groanin'!

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u/JKatharsys Jul 28 '21

tRAIL-her park 😬😆

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u/Perpetually27 Jul 27 '21

"Sucks to be them" is the best response from an establishment owner I've ever heard on television news.

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u/j7171 Jul 28 '21

It’s either the fall of the American empire or the start of America 2.0

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u/LSUMath Jul 28 '21

Is this the answer to the declining birth rate?

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u/Dan-68 Jul 28 '21

I’m sure the ladies are too old to conceive.

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u/zombieblackbird Jul 28 '21

I think it was the prologue to Idiocracy

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u/shellyandbeans Jul 28 '21

"Go away. 'Baitin'."

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u/JKatharsys Jul 27 '21

“I got on there and said, ‘I’d be a fat frog’s butt if it’s not a real number,'” 😬🤣🤣

Swingle and ready to mingle……..at Tee Boi’s Trailer Park

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u/TheSidheWolf Jul 27 '21

Not feeling awesome about the hygiene implications of combining trailer parks and Hedonism.

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u/JKatharsys Jul 27 '21

What about the nude yoga stadium though? 🤣🤣

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u/MrSprichler Jul 28 '21

This will be probably be more gated community than traditional trailer park.

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u/andio76 Jul 28 '21

Amoxicillin

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u/Dry_Transition3023 Jul 28 '21

They have that shit in Pez dispensers strategically placed no doubt

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u/boringandgay Jul 27 '21

the communists are taking over it seems

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u/bobbyrickets Jul 28 '21

Cummunists.

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u/TimmyNimmel Jul 28 '21

DONOTCUM. DONOTCUM.

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u/sariisa Jul 28 '21

Under the flag of the hummer and suckle!

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u/JKatharsys Jul 28 '21

Those dang cummunists are at it again 😆

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u/monodelab Jul 28 '21

Uma delicia.

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u/roastbrief Jul 28 '21

Imagine being the couple that moves in and gets ignored by all the other residents and never gets invited to parties. Imagine finding out you’re unfuckable even in a swinger’s colony.

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u/JKatharsys Jul 28 '21

After scoping the neighborhood around Mamou, the bar would probably have to be pretty low 😬😳😆……….or the bar would have to be really well stocked. Or both

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u/MomToCats Jul 30 '21

Eeeeewwww.

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u/Striking_Piccolo943 Aug 15 '21

Nice way to spread hpv; they didn’t think this through.