r/nottheonion Jul 28 '21

Toilet turns poop into Energy and Cryptocurrency. Removed - Not Oniony


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Hey /u/NotoriousAK98, thanks for contributing to /r/nottheonion. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules:

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u/JoinTheHunt Jul 28 '21

This is good for shitcoin.


u/technojungle Jul 28 '21

For pet waste disposal you get DogeShiteCoin.


u/urutau_ Jul 28 '21



u/Chikytendy Jul 28 '21

neighbor just took an ungodly sized shit in his pants and left them in my driveway, anybody wanna come clean it and cash in?


u/CobaltSpellsword Jul 29 '21

So this is what my friends meant when they called Crypto "the shit"!