r/oddlysatisfying 26d ago

A string shooter

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u/SlappyMcWaffles 26d ago

Totally useless...and I want two!!!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/ShutMyWh0reM0uth 26d ago

Wish dot com working diligently to copy and deploy this as we speak

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u/sdrowkcabdelleps 26d ago

Give it 4 days

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u/Nasty_Rex 26d ago

And a month shipping

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u/Black_Floyd47 26d ago

Unless the canal gets clogged up again.

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u/porn_is_tight 26d ago

then what

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u/Evanskelaton 26d ago

You got your shit from them fast then... I remember getting my last order, and it was like 3 months after i ordered it. Lol

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u/achtagon 26d ago

Thats part of the fun. Especially drunk orders. Wait a bit and then its like Christmas with random crap rolling in.

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u/Nasty_Rex 26d ago

I once ordered a violin from Wish for the case and I got it in 3 days. Came from PA. Everything else I have ordered was a month+

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u/mobocrat707 26d ago

The shipping time taking longer than the R&D is definitely sounds right for Wish

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u/achtagon 26d ago

And expect it to be 1/4 scale

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u/Popetown 26d ago

A month‽ look at Mr pre-COVID/Suez time traveler over here!

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u/realbesterman 26d ago

And all your browsing history

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u/Funkit 26d ago

Instead of string it’s curled up paper

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u/ShutMyWh0reM0uth 26d ago

Don't give them ideas!

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u/Archaeopteryx003 26d ago

Fad toy craze waiting to happen again, you mean. These were huge twenty years ago when I was a kid haha

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u/Lord_Bloodwyvern 26d ago

Ooh ooh ohh, can we get this and those popper things you throw at the ground and it explodes?

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u/PistolasAlAmanecer 26d ago

One time my cousins and I meticulously unwrapped an entire box of those into a paper towel hoping to make it into a more of an explosion.

We lit it, and it smoked a bit and nothing else. My day was ruined and my disappointment immeasurable!

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u/rrandomhero 26d ago

This was a fad toy craze like, 25 years ago, I remember seeing these as a kid at random carnivals/mall stands/cheap toy outlets

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u/quarrywilson 26d ago

It already happened, it's just waiting to resurface. I had one if these as a kid in the early 2000s, purchased at a souvenir shop on vacation in Florida, presumably unreasonably overpriced. It had a kind of tie-dye rainbow string in it, and it was absolutely mesmerizing. It broke before we got home from vacation.

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing 26d ago

Made of cheap parts? Check.

There appears to be an entirely useless microcontroller in there.

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u/ACCount82 26d ago

You need a charge controller to charge and use a lithium battery safely.

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u/TheLastDabSauce 26d ago

Plenty of microcontroller are still super cheap.

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u/RFLSHRMNRLTR 26d ago

Yea a board like that can be as little as $1.30 probably less if you buy large quantities

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u/meltingdiamond 26d ago

I still find it fucked up that the lightning cord has a micro in it.

It just feels wrong.

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u/LowB0b 26d ago

This one the tiktok video is showing I can understand why there's a microcontroller in there, since it's easier to buy those than it is to buy just 1 chip purposefully made to control 2 motors. For a large batch, yeah doesn't make sense

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u/kaihatsusha 26d ago

Some microcontrollers are well below a buck, even at single quantities.

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u/grmpy 26d ago

There appears to be an entirely useless microcontroller in there.

I mean it's 2021. It's gotta connect to Wi-Fi, right?

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u/sketchreey 26d ago

im pretty sure that is a TP4056

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u/amart591 26d ago

They've been selling these at theme parks for years. My parents always refused to buy me one because they charged an ungodly amount of money for them. Finally bought one on a field trip in high school aaaand...it broke within a week. It was cool though. The rope was color changing neon and it had a built in black light so in the dark it made a really cool effect. Now I wish I still had it.

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u/variants-of-concern 26d ago

I wonder if you can use it to have different waveforms and make some r/oscilloscopemusic

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u/we_just_jam 26d ago

5 minutes? If you can make the cord light up via LEDs, you will have have a smash hit with.. uhh.. cats

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u/redhat12345 26d ago

If you could make the string LED lights or something these would be cool at a festival

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u/Raymer13 26d ago

I want one. Mostly to annoy the animals with. And maybe my kid.

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u/TheGreyBull 26d ago

Physics? Bro, this is witchcraft..

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u/CrazyDudeWithATablet 26d ago

They are fairly large though.

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u/calcifer__ 26d ago

It already was/is. I had one almost twenty years ago.

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u/ruddy3499 26d ago

Crap I got for Christmas growing up in the seventies -check

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u/JustH3LL 26d ago

First thing I would say to improve is swap the motors for brushless ones

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u/akmjolnir 26d ago

ElectroBoom just had a video touching on this phenomenon.

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u/Deenyc43 26d ago

I was watching without sound so I thought he went into slo-mo when the string smoothed out. Very weird to see.

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u/Ouroboron 26d ago

Useless until you have cats.

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u/mandiexile 26d ago

My first thought was if my cat would play with it.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Or a Spiderman cosplay

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u/rebel_chef 26d ago

Bedroom Cosplay too

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u/Bredwh 26d ago

You cosplay as a bedroom?

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u/SelmaFudd 26d ago

How else do you get people to enter you?

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u/Bredwh 26d ago

Cosplay as a door.

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u/_TheMilkManCometh_ 26d ago

Omg I almost choked

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u/rebel_chef 26d ago

I would if I had this fancy rope shooter. It’s the last missing piece

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u/MattMan30000 12d ago

Step bedroom, what are you doing here?

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u/LarryLaLush 26d ago

Porn potential

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u/PhilosophicalScandal 26d ago

What are you doing step-spider

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u/degjo 26d ago

Let's add strangulation to the head injury, great idea.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Why would you aim at at your own head?

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u/degjo 26d ago

Why do people who don a spider-man suit for a childs birthday party think they can suddenly do a backflip?

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Because nobody cared who he was until he put on the spandex.

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u/R41N0 26d ago

The power of the suit compels them

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u/LeeKinanus 26d ago

same reason i put a laser pointer in my nostril.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Well I'm glad it's not pointed at your eye. Unless it's one of them "I can burn a hole through spacetime" lasers

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u/iimsorrrry 26d ago

Is that you Trevor buarer

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u/Odd_Independent_6921 11d ago

Or a Wonder Woman cosplay. It reminds me of her lasso of truth.

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Don't see why a cat would play with a Spider-Man cosplay (I think you replied to the wrong comment)

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u/SprAwsmMan 26d ago

Spiderman cosplay + String Shooter; that's what I think they meant.

Not Cosplay + Shooter + Cat; though I don't see why this wouldn't work too.

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u/lilbabykink 26d ago

I thought you were being funny but your second comment makes me think not and now I’m sad you weren’t just pulling a joke😂

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u/ScrubKaiser 26d ago

Potential for a great recovery there but nah just a poopy pants

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u/katievsbubbles 26d ago

I want it for ghostbuster costume for Halloween

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u/dwitman 26d ago

Things my cat might play with but it didn’t end up playing with it after the first day are the primary cause of global warming.

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u/sucksathangman 26d ago

If there is one thing I've learned about cats is that their interest in playing with something is inversely proportional to it's cost and actual function.

For example: $500 cat tree? Meh.

Random box? OMG I'm in!

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u/My_Body_The_Mystery 26d ago

Cat would play with it once. Then you wouldn't have a string shooter anymore

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u/Seanson814 26d ago

Would probably tear it's claw out.

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u/Sardonic29 26d ago

Have you had that happen? Cats climb trees by their claws and I’ve seen mine pull on theirs really hard. They grow straight from bone so I imagine they’re pretty strong.

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u/Pre-tenderized 26d ago

Id be worried about it getting tied around the cat. Im paranoid though when it comes to my kitties

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u/32374086 26d ago

My cat hates anything electronic. She's received two really cool cat toys that require batteries and do cool things and she ignores them. She'd rather play with her little rattling balls.

She especially hates her automatic cat feeder. But she doesn't ignore that when it turns on!

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u/anthonyynohtna 26d ago

IF. Truer words have never been spoken

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u/Jeewdew 26d ago

Does it come in a box though?

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u/RoostasTowel 26d ago

I remember seeing this in a toy store a long time ago.

Wish I had cats back then. They would love it.

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u/OneFingerIn 26d ago

I had one like 25 years ago. It stays fun for longer than you'd think.

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u/dudemo 26d ago

And then I want 6!

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u/TicTacToeFreeUccello 26d ago

Useless if you have my cats, who would run away from the noise the moment you turned it on.

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u/LankyPuffins 26d ago

Or you do drugs/know people who do.

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u/Knifiac 26d ago

Yeah guess you have to get rid of the cat then

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u/Tantantherunningman 26d ago

The first thing I said is I will build this for my cat

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u/DivaCupVampire_ 26d ago

This should indeed include cats

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u/phlux 26d ago

embed the string with diamond particles and rob a vault.

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u/erikamaker 26d ago

I'll be the hacker in this movie. We ride at midnight.

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u/phlux 26d ago

You have my bow

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u/-crentist- 26d ago

AND MY ACKS

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u/alt-fact-checker 26d ago

AND YOUR BROTHER!

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u/LyingForTruth 26d ago

Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked! JUST! LIKE! THIS!!!

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 26d ago

Fuck yeah. Every good heist needs a necromancer

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u/kr4ft125 26d ago

That’s a SYN. Don’t PSH or you might be FIN.

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u/IntrepidHuntress 26d ago

Your sole role throughout the whole thing is after the main characters say, "How will we ever know where to go?? If only we had some way of getting into the mainframe..." - characters look at you as the camera pans your way - You happen to be eating a pizza pocket or something just as they get to you and of course you either feign a "What??" Or a "This system is more complex than I'm used to" followed by 15 seconds of furious tapping on the computer keys and then saying "I'M IN!" Of course you'll get about 2 minutes of you guiding them through the tunnels and such by radio with the schematics you happened to know exactly how to find after hacking...

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u/Calcd_Uncertainty 26d ago

Are you in yet?

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u/BurntP0pc0rn 26d ago

the man in the chair

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u/erikamaker 16d ago

Woman this time but I feel ya.

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u/NinjaLanternShark 26d ago

Can I be the demolitions expert? I can have my amusing origin story memorized by morning.

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u/DeathByGoldfish 26d ago

You sonofabitch, I’m in.

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u/Ubernaught 26d ago

Make the string smaller and it might be a sturdier cutting tool.

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u/kelsobjammin 26d ago

You can get toy versions with black light and pretty string on Amazon for about $10! I like brining it to music festivals for the trippy cats

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u/trunky 26d ago

What other names do they go by? string shooter just shows silly string related results for me on amazon.

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u/chefcook666 26d ago

Would also like to know because I also attend the music festivals with trippy cats

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u/kelsobjammin 26d ago

Edit: here is a video of it I just took (sorry terrible quality) trippy cat toy I own sorry bad quality I am filming with one hand and using it with the other hahaha

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u/ZorglubDK 26d ago

String thing, but I'm only seeing one result and it's $30

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u/kelsobjammin 26d ago

Ah! My friend got it a year ago for me maybe they had a sale + prime. I just searched for something similar to get you on the path! I hope you can find it!

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u/MaskOfaThousandSouls 26d ago

id rather have someone put it up my butt then give dr evil more rocket money. buy from the seller not the pimp every seller on amazon has a website

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u/kelsobjammin 26d ago

True, just mean ruining that to say how easy they are to find! Fuck that dude! (Mine was a gift, and when I googled it Amazon popped up!) I am sure you can find them elsewhere!

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u/MaskOfaThousandSouls 26d ago

whhhhhaaaaat?!?! you really have one I'm so jealous, I saw this on my homepage and immediately wanted it lol

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u/kelsobjammin 26d ago

Edit: here is a video of it I just took (sorry terrible quality) trippy cat toy I own dunno if it helps give you an idea of what it’s all about

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u/kurisu7885 26d ago

Can you link to any or give me an idea of what to search for?

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u/bonafidebob 26d ago

I can only find one called the “String Thing” which is a sort of bigger version (with black lights) that can also sit on a table by itself, but it’s $39 plus $11 shipping. Not sure this is worth $50.

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u/kelsobjammin 26d ago

Totally! Here is a quick video of it I just took (sorry terrible quality) trippy cat toy I own better when you can play with it! But I am taking the video

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u/Anen-o-me 26d ago

The one on Amazon looks slow by comparison.

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u/ScootAmazing42 26d ago

String Thing. That's a name for a commercial version of it. 30 bucks on Amazon. I have no idea if it is good don't own one.

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u/kipperkin 26d ago

Yeah!! I had one when I was a kid! Its such a fun toy!

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u/xopher_425 26d ago

I've never even seen one if these before. I'm 46 and am ordering one tomorrow.

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u/kipperkin 26d ago

I'm gonna have to buy one again, it was super fun! I love the idea of it at a festival~

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u/astraladventures 26d ago

Agree at a fest. White string under a black light …:

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u/oldmatelefty 26d ago

Wonder if you could get a some bubbles happening if you soaked the string in mixture

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u/kipperkin 26d ago

I think I've seen a post about that somewhere awhile ago. But it's a really good idea!

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u/meh35m 26d ago

I NEED at least 3 of those!

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u/differing 26d ago

Totally useless

Fun fact, this is quite similar to a proposed form of earth to space transport, like a space elevator.

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u/hisnameisbrock 26d ago

Could be cool for artwork

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u/dlashsteier 26d ago

It’s like an electric lasso/lariat

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u/TheRabidBadger 26d ago

Ha! Many moons ago while drunk, i ordered a two pack of those from HSN. Still not clear why anyone needs two, or i thought i needed any.

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u/misterpickles69 26d ago

I'm sure these will be seen at outdoor raves with day-glow colors.

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u/garrettj100 26d ago

At least, you could put your weed in there.

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u/CmosChipReddit 26d ago

Shut up and take my money!

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u/MaskOfaThousandSouls 26d ago

Say your from one of those ethnicity's that knows about technology, why does it shoot string anyways

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u/michaelmano86 26d ago

Lies. It needs a retract function and it's a digital lasso

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u/MaskOfaThousandSouls 26d ago

shhhhhhh nobody likes a bragger

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u/TheLastofUs87 26d ago

I see a future in which AI robots use this technology to non-lethally capture and detain humans by employing it a lasso.

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u/Bussman500 26d ago

As the AI robots scan the internet searching for solutions to their runaway human problem, they will find this comment.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

This attitude is why the earth is dying from global warming.

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u/oniraug 26d ago

I can’t stop laughing because I want 2 as well just so I can pretend I’m Spider-Man lol

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u/holdencawffle 26d ago

It might be useful for sending pull string for cabling jobs

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u/frisbeeicarus23 26d ago

Shut up and take my money!

Edit: Fixed comment text because I'm a noob.

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u/rockstar504 26d ago

Useless? Im thinking "I can finally cast my fly line"

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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy 26d ago

I was just thinking this dude may have the next fidget spinner

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u/sasberg1 26d ago

My kitty would love the crap outta this, I bet.

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u/1527lance 26d ago

I could see this implemented with two more wheels as an electric flosser for teeth. Like the counterpart to the electric toothbrush…

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u/i_NOT_robot 26d ago

I'd figure out a way to turn on and off light switches

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u/Woowoodyydoowoow 26d ago

I’ll buy crates and sell them to family run gas stations.

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u/spacerobot 26d ago

They exist... For Kids! Whe I was a kid my aunt gifted me a toy pipe (maybe that wouldn't fly today) and when you'd blow into it would do this with the string.

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u/killerturtlex 26d ago

I miss bubble pipes!

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u/Bacongrease99 26d ago

Useless until you create a version that uses rope and go back in time to the old west and start wranglin every cow, woman and child and profit.

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u/LichtenbergFigyur 26d ago

Not if I get to them first! 1940s fistfight sounds

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u/iPick4Fun 26d ago

I have read a book of “unuseless invention”. I think that’s where it belongs.

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u/Marios_Facade 26d ago

You want to what? YOU WANT TO WHAT?!

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u/trey12aldridge 26d ago

I've seen these sold before as line strippers for fishing reels for when you have to pull the line off to put new line.

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u/ianrobbie 26d ago

Unless you have one on each wrist and a seemingly endless supply of sticky "webbing"....

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u/SquidPortYT 26d ago

its a toy... its only purpose is to have fun

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u/ahhh-what-the-hell 26d ago

So does Amazon.

  • His idea is about to end up on Amazon from some Chinese company name “FZEE”.

Edit: The names of those companies selling on Amazon are a joke.

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u/TheWiseMan97 26d ago

Fun fact disney use to sell these in Hollywood studios(or mgm if you were there back then) totally useless and a ton of fun

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u/jillysue 26d ago

Not useless! I wanna dip the string in bubbles and then shoot it!

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u/BABarracus 26d ago

Maybe he is trying to be spider-man

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u/rythmicbread 26d ago

Diamond dust and it becomes a chainsaw

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u/Jynx2501 26d ago

Use 1. Can be used to teach physics

Use 2. Fun toy

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u/Zazmuth 26d ago

you could probably put piano wire or something of the like and give it a retract action to make it a garroting weapon.

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u/parguello90 26d ago

Useless??? As a Spider-Man cosplayer I need four of them by yesterday.

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u/settledownguy 26d ago

Why not thre oh it broke

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u/Celestial_Dildo 26d ago

Not true! I made a similar device for running cables when I started in IT. I couldn't always use it, but when I could I saved literally hours. Then I sat on my ass for the extra time I'd said it would take so I still got paid for that time

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u/Geehaw 26d ago

Now I want to see it done with the metal chain fountain!!!!

https://youtu.be/xHsKJJvcFLQ

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u/hairynakedmaninbed 26d ago

These things have been at theme parks for decades. They light up with glow uv lights and are super cool. We got one at Disney world like 15 years ago.

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u/the1rush 26d ago

It could be a new automatic cast system for fishing! Who needs a rod to fish, just use this.

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u/JoeSieyu 26d ago

You could use it to wrap someone up very quickly. Like a lasso, but with even more rope burn!

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