r/oddlysatisfying • u/Awfy • 26d ago

A string shooter

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u/SlappyMcWaffles 26d ago

Totally useless...and I want two!!!

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u/Ouroboron 26d ago

Useless until you have cats.

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u/mandiexile 26d ago

My first thought was if my cat would play with it.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Or a Spiderman cosplay

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u/rebel_chef 26d ago

Bedroom Cosplay too

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u/Bredwh 26d ago

You cosplay as a bedroom?

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u/SelmaFudd 26d ago

How else do you get people to enter you?

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u/Bredwh 26d ago

Cosplay as a door.

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u/_TheMilkManCometh_ 26d ago

Omg I almost choked

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u/rebel_chef 26d ago

I would if I had this fancy rope shooter. It’s the last missing piece

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u/MattMan30000 12d ago

Step bedroom, what are you doing here?

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u/LarryLaLush 26d ago

Porn potential

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u/PhilosophicalScandal 26d ago

What are you doing step-spider

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u/degjo 26d ago

Let's add strangulation to the head injury, great idea.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Why would you aim at at your own head?

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u/degjo 26d ago

Why do people who don a spider-man suit for a childs birthday party think they can suddenly do a backflip?

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Because nobody cared who he was until he put on the spandex.

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u/R41N0 26d ago

The power of the suit compels them

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u/LeeKinanus 26d ago

same reason i put a laser pointer in my nostril.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Well I'm glad it's not pointed at your eye. Unless it's one of them "I can burn a hole through spacetime" lasers

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u/iimsorrrry 26d ago

Is that you Trevor buarer

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u/Odd_Independent_6921 11d ago

Or a Wonder Woman cosplay. It reminds me of her lasso of truth.

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Don't see why a cat would play with a Spider-Man cosplay (I think you replied to the wrong comment)

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u/SprAwsmMan 26d ago

Spiderman cosplay + String Shooter; that's what I think they meant.

Not Cosplay + Shooter + Cat; though I don't see why this wouldn't work too.

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Then why did they reply to a comment about a cat?

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u/supderpbro 26d ago

Why not?

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Because it's confusing, what does the cat have to do with Spider-Man cosplay? Is there tuna in the costume?

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u/supderpbro 26d ago

what does the cat have to do with Spider-Man cosplay?

Everything

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Cat_(Earth-999)

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u/lilbabykink 26d ago

I thought you were being funny but your second comment makes me think not and now I’m sad you weren’t just pulling a joke😂

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u/ScrubKaiser 26d ago

Potential for a great recovery there but nah just a poopy pants

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u/katievsbubbles 26d ago

I want it for ghostbuster costume for Halloween

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u/dwitman 26d ago

Things my cat might play with but it didn’t end up playing with it after the first day are the primary cause of global warming.

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u/sucksathangman 26d ago

If there is one thing I've learned about cats is that their interest in playing with something is inversely proportional to it's cost and actual function.

For example: $500 cat tree? Meh.

Random box? OMG I'm in!

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u/rdrunner_74 26d ago

But the 500$ cat tree came with a box... did you toss it?

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u/commiecomrade 26d ago

My old roommate's cat got along just fine with standard cat toys but would lose his absolute shit over bread ties.

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u/sucksathangman 26d ago

I cat sat once. Went wild over the caps of milk jugs.

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u/My_Body_The_Mystery 26d ago

Cat would play with it once. Then you wouldn't have a string shooter anymore

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u/Seanson814 26d ago

Would probably tear it's claw out.

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u/Sardonic29 26d ago

Have you had that happen? Cats climb trees by their claws and I’ve seen mine pull on theirs really hard. They grow straight from bone so I imagine they’re pretty strong.

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u/Pre-tenderized 26d ago

Id be worried about it getting tied around the cat. Im paranoid though when it comes to my kitties

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u/32374086 26d ago

My cat hates anything electronic. She's received two really cool cat toys that require batteries and do cool things and she ignores them. She'd rather play with her little rattling balls.

She especially hates her automatic cat feeder. But she doesn't ignore that when it turns on!

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u/anthonyynohtna 26d ago

IF. Truer words have never been spoken

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u/Jeewdew 26d ago

Does it come in a box though?

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u/RoostasTowel 26d ago

I remember seeing this in a toy store a long time ago.

Wish I had cats back then. They would love it.

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u/OneFingerIn 26d ago

I had one like 25 years ago. It stays fun for longer than you'd think.

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u/dudemo 26d ago

And then I want 6!

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u/TicTacToeFreeUccello 26d ago

Useless if you have my cats, who would run away from the noise the moment you turned it on.

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u/LankyPuffins 26d ago

Or you do drugs/know people who do.

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u/Knifiac 26d ago

Yeah guess you have to get rid of the cat then

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u/Tantantherunningman 26d ago

The first thing I said is I will build this for my cat

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u/DivaCupVampire_ 26d ago

This should indeed include cats

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u/erebuxy 25d ago

Or you have a master

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u/moderately_nerdifyin 26d ago

Or small children.

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u/Ouroboron 26d ago

I'm not that dumb.

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u/TheBluePanda 26d ago

Kids also exist.

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u/Ouroboron 26d ago

So what?