A string shooter - r/oddlysatisfying

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Totally useless...and I want two!!!

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u/Ouroboron 26d ago

Useless until you have cats.

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u/mandiexile 26d ago

My first thought was if my cat would play with it.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Or a Spiderman cosplay

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u/rebel_chef 26d ago

Bedroom Cosplay too

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u/Bredwh 26d ago

You cosplay as a bedroom?

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u/SelmaFudd 26d ago

How else do you get people to enter you?

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u/Bredwh 26d ago

Cosplay as a door.

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u/_TheMilkManCometh_ 26d ago

Omg I almost choked

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u/rebel_chef 26d ago

I would if I had this fancy rope shooter. It’s the last missing piece

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u/MattMan30000 12d ago

Step bedroom, what are you doing here?

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u/LarryLaLush 26d ago

Porn potential

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u/PhilosophicalScandal 26d ago

What are you doing step-spider

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u/degjo 26d ago

Let's add strangulation to the head injury, great idea.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Why would you aim at at your own head?

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u/degjo 26d ago

Why do people who don a spider-man suit for a childs birthday party think they can suddenly do a backflip?

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Because nobody cared who he was until he put on the spandex.

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u/R41N0 26d ago

The power of the suit compels them

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u/LeeKinanus 26d ago

same reason i put a laser pointer in my nostril.

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u/BunnyGunz 26d ago

Well I'm glad it's not pointed at your eye. Unless it's one of them "I can burn a hole through spacetime" lasers

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u/iimsorrrry 26d ago

Is that you Trevor buarer

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u/Odd_Independent_6921 11d ago

Or a Wonder Woman cosplay. It reminds me of her lasso of truth.

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Don't see why a cat would play with a Spider-Man cosplay (I think you replied to the wrong comment)

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u/SprAwsmMan 26d ago

Spiderman cosplay + String Shooter; that's what I think they meant.

Not Cosplay + Shooter + Cat; though I don't see why this wouldn't work too.

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Then why did they reply to a comment about a cat?

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u/supderpbro 26d ago

Why not?

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u/CaptainI9C3G6 26d ago

Because it's confusing, what does the cat have to do with Spider-Man cosplay? Is there tuna in the costume?

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u/supderpbro 26d ago

what does the cat have to do with Spider-Man cosplay?

Everything

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Cat_(Earth-999)

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u/lilbabykink 26d ago

I thought you were being funny but your second comment makes me think not and now I’m sad you weren’t just pulling a joke😂

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u/ScrubKaiser 26d ago

Potential for a great recovery there but nah just a poopy pants

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u/katievsbubbles 26d ago

I want it for ghostbuster costume for Halloween