Your sole role throughout the whole thing is after the main characters say, "How will we ever know where to go?? If only we had some way of getting into the mainframe..." - characters look at you as the camera pans your way - You happen to be eating a pizza pocket or something just as they get to you and of course you either feign a "What??" Or a "This system is more complex than I'm used to" followed by 15 seconds of furious tapping on the computer keys and then saying "I'M IN!" Of course you'll get about 2 minutes of you guiding them through the tunnels and such by radio with the schematics you happened to know exactly how to find after hacking...
Well I have celiac so I'll be slurping a slurpee loudly instead but I feel you. At some point the condensation will slowly leak from the cup to my monitor, causing it to short at the worst possible moment, so I won't be able to see-- but not to worry, I rig an old gameboy up to somehow show me the computer's terminal so I can continue to guide my team at the last second. When they're behind the vault, I go "phew!" And drain the cup.
Oh! The slurpy is even better! And there will inevitably be a banter between the crew and you following a long and loud drag on the straw over the radio (drag?? Is that what you would call the act? It's not really sipping, or would it be slurp?). Either way, it would be comedic relief during an intense moment.
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u/erikamaker 26d ago
I'll be the hacker in this movie. We ride at midnight.