r/okbuddyhetero May 26 '22

🍕 CW: Horny/Sexual/Dirty Joke

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 26 '22

I got your request what now?

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u/themfntransthrowaway May 27 '22

absolute lurker

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u/The-Rarest-Pepe catgril May 26 '22

Sweetie you can't just show up everywhere

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 26 '22

I mean so far I’ve managed it pretty well

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u/Fynius interdimensional sex May 27 '22

Would it be bussy or busussy? „The sussy busussy is requesting a top!“

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 27 '22

I mean that one transit company called it bussy so I’ll go with that

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u/Fynius interdimensional sex May 27 '22

Also like your username btw. It gives the vibe of someone who would catch a bullet for their frog

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 27 '22

I would catch a bullet for any frog😎

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u/Fynius interdimensional sex May 27 '22

Most queer non sexual thing to say

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 27 '22

I mean someone said I LOVE MEN earlier and that isn’t technically sexual

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u/Fynius interdimensional sex May 27 '22

Straight people could say they love men but saying “I would catch a bullet for any frog” is a) not gender specific and b) isn’t just gay but queer in every way. I rest my case

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 27 '22

Hmm yeah fair

Phrog good🐸👍

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u/The-Rarest-Pepe catgril May 27 '22

Yeah I'm a milf

Man

I

Love

Frogs

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u/Fynius interdimensional sex May 27 '22

But since companies are always in the wrong it has to be busussy, no?

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die THE subby top May 27 '22

I was wrong earlier it’s a public service not a company and thus correct

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u/Fynius interdimensional sex May 27 '22

Oh okay that changes everything. (I love the ÖPNV)

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u/Thandaris May 27 '22

Not sure if that's just a standardized style of bus but that really looks like a bus from near where I live

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u/tactaq gay space communist May 27 '22

same.

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u/Malachite_Cookie pan May 27 '22

🥺

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u/Meemsterxd inbisible 5d ago

you called?

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u/Malachite_Cookie pan 5d ago

You’re almost a month late. A full month if its February ON A LEAP YEAR

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u/Meemsterxd inbisible 5d ago

do you want your head pats and kisses or not?

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u/Malachite_Cookie pan 5d ago

…yes -.//_//-.

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u/Meemsterxd inbisible 5d ago

alright cmere

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u/PlutoTheSynth Gaysexual May 27 '22

Relatable

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u/DolandMan67 Gay Supremacist May 27 '22

You called?

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u/Riftus be kind to yourself, or ill have to be kind to you May 26 '22

What

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u/chaoticmad1son May 27 '22

down so bad you be fuckin the bus

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u/Meemsterxd inbisible May 30 '22

hello here i am

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u/Meemsterxd inbisible 5d ago

hi am top