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u/russellzerotohero 16d ago

This is actually so funny it’s hard to believe it’s real. He’s like a sitcom character

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u/boxsterguy 15d ago

There was also this. That's "I love lamp" levels of ridiculousness.

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u/servel333 15d ago edited 15d ago

That article

Donald Trump has divulged details of a cognitive test he "aced" -- including a five-word memory challenge he said proved he had the "mental stamina" to lead the U.S.

"Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV," the U.S. president recited [...]

In the article linked from that article.

The Canadian doctor behind the cognitive test Donald Trump recently took says the U.S. president's results are "normal performance," adding that the assessment is not an intelligence or an IQ test.

It's just weird how disconnected he is from reality sometimes.

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u/balkandishlex 15d ago

The whole question I had around that was; what would make your physician choose to give you a cognition test? The answer is; a reasonable suspicion that you are showing signs of cognitive decline, i.e. dementia. So: he was bragging that "my doctor thought I might have dementia, but he gave me a test and I showed that my brain is broadly functional".

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u/elizabnthe 15d ago

There's some implications he may have had a "series of mini strokes" which would have led to such a test. He claimed that he hadn't had a "series of mini strokes" when no one said he did (a journalist did theorise he had a stroke, but not as specific as a series of mini strokes). So yeah, pretty blatant that one.

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u/tokillamartingale 15d ago

Then there were his weird involuntary twitches that he had. In three more years his brain will likely be as functional as a potato.

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u/theBytemeister 15d ago

That would be a significant improvement!

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u/myfapaccount_istaken 15d ago

I don't think he could power a basic alarm clock

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u/groumly 15d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t brag about the size of his strokes.

The biggest strokes you’ve ever seen. Doctors tell me all the time they’ve never seen such big strokes and - hillary. She can’t handle big strokes like that. That’s a shame, China sent us this virus.

— trump, probably.

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u/Jonne 15d ago

There's evidence that even a mild case of covid can cause permanent mental decline. He wasn't doing too great before he got covid, but I'm sure getting covid up to the point he had to get supplemental oxygen didn't help.

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u/Eurynom0s 15d ago

He only bothers to deny things that are true.

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u/bc5608 15d ago

You all forgetting who is currently president and the lengths to which his team goes to hide his failing cognition? Trump said some dumb shit but the things Biden says and does are genuinely scary.

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u/PendingDeletion 15d ago

Oh… well, I don’t want to take up too much of your time.

So how about just one then… what’s the “scariest” example you know of, and what lengths did his team go to in order to hide it?

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u/glimpee 15d ago

Mixing up lybia and syria was maybe the most troubling, cuz he kept doing it. You cant make those kind of mistakes when leading the most powerful army in the world in history

Psaki and the whitehouse are constantly playing "what biden really said/meant was..." - notice too how youll almost never see clips of him talking, just transcripts (that are edited for clarity)

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u/PendingDeletion 15d ago

Go on…

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u/bc5608 15d ago

It’s a daily occurrence. Examples abound, too numerous to spend time listing them all. Google “bidens mental health” and read to your heart’s content. Some funny/scary videos as well.

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u/Marroxeli 15d ago

Ugh, you were THAT kid on the playground, huh?

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u/drainbead78 15d ago

The kid who always got his ass beat? Yeah, probably.

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u/brazzledazzle 15d ago

dO yOuR oWn ResEarch

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u/boxsterguy 15d ago

But not from any of those "lamestream media" places! They're all under the control of George Soros!

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u/_MCMXCIX 15d ago

Surely if there are so many examples you could provide a source for just one, right? Unless you're just talking out of your ass, but why would you ever do that?

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u/A_Canadian_appears 15d ago

What has Biden said that's "scary"? The fuck does that even mean? You don't have to list all the numerous examples, but just one would suffice. Should be easy for you if they're abound.

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u/kpayney1 15d ago

Rigghhhhttttttttttt

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u/eggplantpunk 15d ago

No one asked you to list them all. Tell us three.

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u/_Acid 15d ago

You have a brain the size of trumps. Non existent.

Fucking moron.

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u/bc5608 15d ago

Your comment just drips of intelligence. lol

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u/saltoftree 15d ago

It's like that Eugene Mirman story where when he was a kid he remembers his parents getting a letter from the school saying "Eugene does not appear to have a learning disability." Which oddly enough is one of the most sure indicators that you do in fact appear to have a learning disability.

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u/johnzischeme 15d ago edited 15d ago

Ehh, they had a lady follow me around for a week in grade school because they thought I was slow. It was a whole thing. At the end of it they ended up putting me in middle-school reading and math classes, turned out I was just really bored with the work they gave us. My mom gave me the letter they got when I was older.

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u/boxsterguy 15d ago

Thankfully many schools now actually test for this starting in kindergarten or first grade and move kids into advanced classes to keep them challenged. Bored, unchallenged kids get in trouble, so finding them as early as possible and keeping them engaged helps everybody win.

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u/outsabovebad 15d ago

I have a certificate stating I do not have donkey brains. Do you have such a certificate?

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u/Avardent 15d ago

I'm an article liked from the one linked here it says trump asked for the test, sound like he had insecurities

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u/justcallmezach 15d ago

My wife is a nurse. I was giving her the cliff notes of the day and Trump's "IQ" test. She immediately recognized it was a basic 'round 1' dementia assessment. Passing it is the 'norm'. Failing it means you may be exhibiting signs of dementia and need to be checked further. It was at that moment I went from bemused to concerned that he was bragging about how well he performed on the test.

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude 15d ago

Not to mention that the words he chose meant he didn't remember what was actually given to him, he was just naming things he saw right at that time.

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u/Cheezebaws 15d ago

Yep, there’s no way his cognitive test coincidentally included all the things that were in his sight right then.

Microphone, podium, silly haircut, long tie, hooker wife.

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u/EntropyMachine328 15d ago

That's 8 words not 5. Bonus points!

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u/MagnetHype 15d ago

the U.S. president's results are "normal performance," adding that the assessment is not an intelligence or an IQ test.

Straight out of the onion

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u/_ALH_ 15d ago

It's a cognitive test which if you fail is an indicator of alzheimers... Anyone who doesn't have actual brain damage is expected to "ace" it...

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u/overzeetop 15d ago

So, an unexpected outcome.

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u/BAL87 15d ago

Right. My mom failed this test by missing one word during the doctor’s evaluation when I petitioned to become her guardian. I actually wasn’t sure the doctor would deem her to be incapacitated, because although she has a LOT of physical and speech limitations, she can still follow a conversation and remembers facts about her life. It was eye opening when the doctor asked her to say the months backwards from December to January … she slowly got to September, got confused, went from September to December, then said “did I do it?”

The five word memory test makes me think of my husband doing a craft with my daughter the other night where she periodically had to remember a pattern sequence of different fabric squares - floral, birds, polka dot, blue and purple. She remembered the sequence after 5-10 minutes each time. We were so impressed!

She’s 3.

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u/Fishingfor 15d ago

Man I just tried the months backwards and took my sweet time having to go through the song every three or four.

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u/boxsterguy 15d ago

There's a song for the months?

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u/Fishingfor 11d ago

Sure man. Difficult to describe like it's less of a song and more like how the alphabet song is a song.

(say these months with a short break between them) January, February, March.... (quickly say the next ones with no break) April, May, June, July..... (say the next like you did the first three) August September, October, November, December. The twelve months of the year.

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u/flyinthesoup 15d ago

I have a very visual imagination, and for exercises like this, I picture a calendar in my mind, like the typical one that shows the months in a 3x4 fashion. Then I just read it.

Or when you gotta recite the letters backwards, I imagine all of them in sequence, in a row, and then I just "scroll back" while reciting them.

Gotta play to your mind's strengths! Find out what is it, and it'll be much easier.

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u/Fishingfor 11d ago

Nah man I think you may just be smarter than me.

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u/melonarios 15d ago

But nobody in history, except maybe Abraham Lincoln, but not even him, aced it better.

Many people said that It was the greatest acing ever.

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u/Chewy12 15d ago

I didn’t say I’m Abraham Lincoln. I’m Donald Trump.

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u/TJNel 15d ago

That interview was so bat shit crazy that it's unbelievable that anymore thought he was a functional person.

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u/tokillamartingale 15d ago

Tens of millions of Americans are really fucking dumb.

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u/scifiwoman 15d ago

He couldn't even remember the name of the test he was given!

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u/Eurynom0s 15d ago

It was the very good brain test, acing it shows you have a very large brain.

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos 15d ago

And he was still bragging about that test like just last month!

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u/boxsterguy 15d ago

I'm surprised he could still remember it. He must have an amazing intellect!

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u/xmsxms 15d ago

Still, "normal performance" exceeds expectations for him.

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u/JakeArrietaGrande 15d ago edited 15d ago

I don’t doubt that he got a perfect score on it. What’s really telling though, is that he thought it was something to brag about. Meaning that he struggled and had to put some serious effort into it, and thought it would be similarly hard for everyone else

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u/ChaoticGoodCop 15d ago

I'm his own mind, he is absolutely certain that no one else could have done it.

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u/glimpee 15d ago

Im not sure that disconnected, the media was calling for him to be tested in this way to prove he wasnt mentally able to run the US. Him passing was a rebuke to that notion, like it or not

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u/SpacedOutKarmanaut 15d ago

"But Biden is senile because he stutters! Old people can't lead America. Also, Trump 2024!" /s

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u/GuiSim 15d ago

Gotta love the people he compares himself to.

Xi is sharp. Putin is sharp. Erdrogan is sharp.

I think they have more in common than "being sharp".

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u/NegligentLawnmowcide 15d ago

"why cant you people be more like the north koreans" - Trump

well, pretty much that anyway.... was something about obedience or as everyone else put it, bootlicking

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u/Boomslangalang 15d ago

That stupid fucking anus mouth really needs shutting.

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss 15d ago

Brick killed a guy!

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u/synwave2311 15d ago

I do it because I have, like, a good memory

Butt-Head?

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 15d ago

I can’t believe we did that shit. I can’t fucking believe it.

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u/Rubberbabybuggybum 15d ago

I can't believe 74 million Americans saw that and said "yup, sign me up for 4 more years."