r/pics • u/ohnoh18 • 16d ago

Trump looking at poster before suggesting shining light and injecting bleach as coronavirus cures Politics

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u/willun 15d ago

“a wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body”

True. But unfortunately… it kills the other 99% too.

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u/SabreToothSandHopper 15d ago

viral cells in the body can be completely inactivated in several days with a handgun

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u/willun 15d ago

Don’t suggest that to the GOP.

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u/PrudeHawkeye 15d ago

Why not? Tell people that bullets can be used instead of a vaccine and we have ourselves a self-correcting problem.

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u/shadowveeeeeeerse 15d ago

They'll use it as an excuse to kill and harm others and claim the perverse moral high ground, like they do with everything.

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u/Dracoatrox1 15d ago

"Pastor Jim blessed these bullets with the power to kill the hoax-virus, and it only cost me $0.50 per bullet!"

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u/PrudeHawkeye 15d ago

Counterpoint: the GOP doesn't care about other people and shooting others with no benefit to themselves sounds a bit like socialism.

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u/glimpee 15d ago

Bruh the person youre talking to is literally taking a perverse moral high ground while joking about getting people to kill themselves as a positive

You are literally engaged in the shit you are saying "they" do.

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u/shadowveeeeeeerse 15d ago

Nazis following in ihr Fuehrer's footsteps would absolutely be a positive.

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u/icepick314 15d ago

Or do.

Just make sure

apply directly to forehead

apply directly to forehead

apply directly to forehead

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u/AncientMarinade 15d ago

Can't get a virus if you first kill the host

Taps forehead

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u/cybercuzco 15d ago

Isn’t your body like 60% bacteria anyway?

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u/willun 15d ago

Eat more yogurt