r/pics • u/ohnoh18 • 16d ago

Trump looking at poster before suggesting shining light and injecting bleach as coronavirus cures Politics

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u/StrathfieldGap 15d ago

Also, it was bad. It fucked him up.

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u/Taymac070 15d ago

I expected him to show up on camera after a few days looking like Emperor Palpatine. "This attempt on my life (by chinavirus) has left me scarred...."

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u/Dracoatrox1 15d ago

He already looks like a spray-tanned Emperor Palpatine and Jabba the Hut after a fusion dance.

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u/ZachMN 15d ago

Upvote for SU reference.

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u/HailToTheKingslayer 15d ago

"The remaining chinaviruses will be hunted down and defeated..."

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u/GreyFoxMe 15d ago

Well he did but he was pumped full of steroids or whatever to help his immune system and he felt like he was young and strong.

He said he felt like superman.

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u/ziggybobiggy 15d ago

I was waiting for him to look like Vader without a helmet

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u/optiplex9000 15d ago

It almost killed him! The only reason he survived is that he was pumped full of then experimental Regeneron antibody treatments that weren't on the market yet

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u/effingheck 15d ago

Combined with the fact that he had a fully staffed helicopter in his back yard waiting to take him to his private suite in the best hospital in the country at the drop of a hat.
Out of pocket: $0.00

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u/E_R_G 15d ago

Can’t fuck something up that’s already 100% a fuckup

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u/PearlyDrops 15d ago

i mean he's still walking around so...

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u/whackwarrens 15d ago

If he wasn't president he would have straight up died. They caught it early because people are hyper vigilant about his health.

If he had let more virus replicate in his system before getting help, a normal 70+ year old man with dogshit health ... I don't think even an army of doctors with unlimited resources and no red tape could have saved him.

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u/RonaldoNazario 15d ago

He also got multiple treatments, one that to my understanding is in short supply, and one that was experimental at the time.

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u/Hiding_behind_you 15d ago

Not completely….

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u/SandmanSorryPerson 15d ago

Not enough.

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u/57_4f_50_52 15d ago

I would be really surprised if he's able to run in 2024. even for donald trump, one of the unhealthiest looking pieces of shit I've ever seen, he looks like he's dying since he got blown out by President Biden and humiliated on his way out of my white house.

I think his credentials as biggest loser in American history are undeniable to even his ego, and it weighs on him.

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u/phly2theMoon 15d ago

Did you not watch his speech after the helicopter ride to the WH? He’s not that good of an actor. That’s a dude that was STRUGGLING.

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u/Too_Tired_Too_Obtuse 15d ago

Remember when he said he tested negatively for the virus but it was positive but negative.

Whatever that shit was.

Fire him to admit he had the virus, was huge.