r/pics • u/ohnoh18 • 16d ago
Trump looking at poster before suggesting shining light and injecting bleach as coronavirus cures Politics
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This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty!
4 u/TwoWayTony 15d ago I guess this is a hedberg quote, but I don't get it. Can you explain it for me? 6 u/starkeffect 15d ago He's too lazy to go to a dry cleaner. 1 u/TwoWayTony 15d ago Haha ok, I was thinking too deep: It is dry clean only, i.e. it's always wet when it's dirty? But I guess it wasn't wet when he delivered that line. Feel stupid now, but thanks for clearing that up 8 u/jodax00 15d ago Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. 2 u/IHaveSpecialEyes 15d ago See, now Trump would be blocking a fire exit because --if there was a fire-- he'd be too stupid to use it. Mitch was wrong, just being flammable and having legs is not enough to never be blocking a fire exit. 2 u/jodax00 15d ago Smacky the Frog for President 2024! Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool
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I guess this is a hedberg quote, but I don't get it. Can you explain it for me?
6 u/starkeffect 15d ago He's too lazy to go to a dry cleaner. 1 u/TwoWayTony 15d ago Haha ok, I was thinking too deep: It is dry clean only, i.e. it's always wet when it's dirty? But I guess it wasn't wet when he delivered that line. Feel stupid now, but thanks for clearing that up
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He's too lazy to go to a dry cleaner.
1 u/TwoWayTony 15d ago Haha ok, I was thinking too deep: It is dry clean only, i.e. it's always wet when it's dirty? But I guess it wasn't wet when he delivered that line. Feel stupid now, but thanks for clearing that up
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Haha ok, I was thinking too deep:
It is dry clean only, i.e. it's always wet when it's dirty? But I guess it wasn't wet when he delivered that line.
Feel stupid now, but thanks for clearing that up
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Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
2 u/IHaveSpecialEyes 15d ago See, now Trump would be blocking a fire exit because --if there was a fire-- he'd be too stupid to use it. Mitch was wrong, just being flammable and having legs is not enough to never be blocking a fire exit. 2 u/jodax00 15d ago Smacky the Frog for President 2024! Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool
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See, now Trump would be blocking a fire exit because --if there was a fire-- he'd be too stupid to use it. Mitch was wrong, just being flammable and having legs is not enough to never be blocking a fire exit.
2 u/jodax00 15d ago Smacky the Frog for President 2024! Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool
Smacky the Frog for President 2024!
Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool
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u/starkeffect 15d ago
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty!