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u/DrinkingClorox 15d ago edited 11d ago

Good thing we didn't have Biden as president back then or we'd still be in complete lockdown.

Edit: Thanks for the awards

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u/rr777 15d ago

Didn't he also exclaim something about medical professionals asking how he knew so much, how does he understand it so well. What a lying freaking moron.

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u/FeelingInspector3114 15d ago

“I like this stuff. I really get it… every one of these doctors said, ‘how do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.”

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u/venusdances 15d ago

What I imagine they actually asked was, “Where are you getting this information from?” As in, is someone telling you these stupid ideas or are you making them up from your own brain? So that if he had any self-reflection he could think about it. However, he in his infinite narcissism, took it as a compliment and that they were impressed by his “knowledge.”

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u/RedditSmurfMJ 15d ago

That's spot on lmao

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u/FeoWalcot 15d ago

“How do you even think of stuff like this?”

“Natural ability, I guess”

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u/BthreePO 15d ago

"they said I seem to have an innate ability to grasp this stuff."

"we said you seem to have an inability to grasp this stuff."

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u/Antishill_Artillery 15d ago

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u/Competitive_Classic9 15d ago

Holy shit the comments. These people are mental

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u/FunctionBuilt 15d ago

Anti-intellectualism is more dangerous than covid. Saw a woman the other day out in the county wearing a shirt that said “fuck science”. Mind blowing that it’s come to this.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 15d ago edited 15d ago

They may have, it is just that Trump probably has the inability to recognize sarcasm when it comes to statements that his narcissistic lizard brain thinks is a compliment.

“Stormy said it was amazing how quickly I came. Like no one else she had slept with had ever come quicker than me. She said it felt like I wasn’t even in there it was so fast. She called me her orange sexual ninja.”

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u/RadioactiveCorndog 15d ago

I am still waiting to see if I develop natural knowledge of virology. I am doing this by osmosis. I will just absorb every virus and claim their wisdom. Im working on hep c now. Haven't learned much yet but we shall see.

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u/RedbloodJarvey 15d ago

Every red flag of a megalomaniac, narcissistic, cult leader wanna-a-be. How do people not see through the bullshit?

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u/toofunky_tee 15d ago

...And the unnatural need to wear diapers at age 74

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess 15d ago edited 15d ago

Oh man there's a tweet from one of his "handlers" when he was on the apprentice about how he was so fucked up on benzos and Adderall they had to stop filming and someone had to change his diapers. This is definitely not a new development 🤣

Sauce: https://mobile.twitter.com/caslernoel/status/1321135150613385219

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u/ToofunkyTee 15d ago

Noel Kassler hahahahahaahaa incontenent however the fuck u spell it lol

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess 15d ago

Pretty sure that's it🤣 from the way it sounds that man hasn't been able to shit without a diaper since the mid 90's. Rich people drugs🙄

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u/toofunky_tee 14d ago

Since the mid 90s. Ooh my god fucking 20 years of shitting in your pants and he did it 4 years in front of generals man he should kill himself

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess 14d ago

Nah, his ego would never let him. We should lock him in a room that's covered in screens showing his failures, embarrassments, blatant lies and the aftermath on an endless loop, and leave him in there. 3 possible outcomes:

1) His ego can't handle it and we find him weeks later in full blown psychosis

2) He learns a new feeling... It's bad... It's like... Shame maybe???

3) he loses his mind and bangs his head on a screen to death.

I call it Bigot Bingo. If he gets forehead blood on 3 screens in a row you win

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u/ToofunkyTee 15d ago

yeah bro the entire world saw it but worth remembering every time haha

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess 15d ago

I just saw it for the first time a few weeks ago and I just think it's the most precious 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KingAngeli 15d ago

“No one is born a genius. Even Einstein”

-AJP-

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u/rippmatic 15d ago

Didn't he also say he had "natural immunity" to covid after supposedly getting it

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u/crymorenoobs 15d ago

tbh it comes off like a joke. sounds like he's making fun of himself in that moment.

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u/SparserLogic 15d ago

It just seems that way to us. He genuinely sniffs his own farts.

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u/labria86 15d ago

Oh man that would be weird. Who would do that? Man what a weirdo. I'm glad I don't do that only he does that but no one else does that but him and not me.

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u/SoggerBean 15d ago

Right? Like I would never, ever cup my hand under my butt & then quickly bring it to my nose to deeply inhale the hot burning scent of my own gas. I mean, yuck, right?

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u/crymorenoobs 15d ago

yeah it's a really good thing that you and i dont do that all the time, like, ALL the time, cuz that would be super weird which is why we don't do it

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u/andreisimo 15d ago

I too am glad that only he smells his own farts and definitely not me or anyone here on this Reddit thread. And not only do I not smell my own farts thankfully, but I would have to be some real fucking weirdo to get any enjoyment from the smell of my own farts. Wow, good thing I am not weird and Trump is the only one.

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u/FeelingInspector3114 15d ago

Everytime Trump said something completely ridiculous, the next day you'd have Sarah Huckabee or Barbie Mackenzie say "oh he was just joking lol or you misinterpreted it, you didn't actually believe him did you?" Uhh... well we're in the middle of a crisis, Barbie, should he be joking around on a daily basis?

He's just a complete jackwagon. Those are his real brainwaves.

Don't forget this gem:

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor

and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good

genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton

School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if

you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if,

like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m

one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s

true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they

try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start

off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there,

went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to

give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little

disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the

thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy,

and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is

powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many

years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he

would explain the power of what’s going to happen and

he was right—who would have thought?), but when you

look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it

used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and

even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger;

fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they

haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now

than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about

another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators,

the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just

killed, they just killed us.”

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u/crymorenoobs 15d ago

“I like this stuff. I really get it… every one of these doctors said, ‘how do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.”

this is the part that feels like a joke. specifically. don't get it twisted, or try to twist it like i'm saying he was joking about putting sunlight/disinfectant in his body.

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u/Usually_Angry 15d ago

My problem with thinking it's a joke is that by many accounts he's quite charismatic and charming in person... if that's the case, then I find it hard to believe he could so often be so tone deaf and unable to make it clear he's joking.

I make too many jokes, but rarely do people think I'm serious when I'm joking and if they do I can sense that and then make it clear that it was a joke. I just think if he's really the personality they say he is, then we wouldn't be able to have this many misunderstood jokes

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u/crymorenoobs 15d ago

it's actually super easy to explain. people stop thinking clearly when they hear the name "Trump". I've been painted as a Trumper by multiple people here already based on what I said. most people are idiots who wouldn't get a joke if it knocked on their front door. now add politics. also, stop comparing you goofing off with your friends to standing at a podium making a monologue.

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u/Usually_Angry 15d ago

I have defended several trump policies even though I hate him.

The guy has been talking to crowds his whole life. Speaking to people in high stakes situations is something he considers to be one of his best attributes... he even co-wrote a book about it.

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u/thewafflestompa 15d ago

Trump is not capable of making fun of himself.

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u/BlackMoonSky 15d ago

I specifically remember him saying something like "could you imagine if I drank? What a mess I'd be"?

That was genuinely funny and self deprecating. But yeah it's a rarity.

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u/thewafflestompa 15d ago

Sounds more like a jab at his brother who died from alcoholism.

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u/Beardedwonder9 15d ago

Keep dehumanizing someone that makes you feel emotions. It’s a perfectly unhealthy way of dealing with your own issues.

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u/thewafflestompa 15d ago

He has NPD. I'm not blaming him necessarily. But I truly think he is incapable of certain things; self deprecation being one. But you go on and do you. Thanks for your advice, I will keep on speaking my mind about whatever I feel like. 👍

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u/Beardedwonder9 15d ago

Granted, but just because you’re a narcissist does not mean you can’t be self aware or find humor in the things you do. The guy has lived a life that most dream of. On his worst day, he was never a “loser.”(which he is very proud of) I don’t like him, but to be so wound around the axle about someone and to dehumanize them to place all your negative emotion on them is unhealthy. Here is a link of him talking shit of himself and his whitehouse. Read the full thing. I’ll never say he isn’t an asshole. You(the general you) don’t get to any position of that magnitude by being a good person.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.usnews.com/news/ken-walshs-washington/articles/2018-03-05/president-donald-trump-mocks-himself-at-gridiron-dinner%3fcontext=amp

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u/thewafflestompa 15d ago

He is most definitely a loser. He lost the White House. That, by definition, makes him a loser. Him recognizing that fact is a horse of a different color.

And Idk about you, but I do not dream about living a life devoid of some semblance of awareness of myself and those around me all in the name of winning or some shit. Money ≠ "The Dream Life". Sure it can help, but I doubt many sane people are thinking "fuck, I wish I was Donald Trump".

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u/Beardedwonder9 15d ago

He became president of the nation... He has numerous properties and a large family. He’s avoided jail time on so many occasions the guy is made of Teflon. He doesn’t have a bad life by any means. Other than emotional responses, by any metric he has more than the ideal life.

I don’t idolize him by any means, but if I had the opportunity to snap my fingers and swap places with the guy(other than age), I’d do it.

To say you would turn down his wealth and that kind of ability just because people dislike the person(myself included) is simply folly.

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u/Xayne813 15d ago

Idk about you but my dream life doesn't include talking about wanting to fuck my own daughter.

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u/Beardedwonder9 15d ago edited 15d ago

Would you turn into him if you took his life over? I’m not saying I want to turn into him. I would trade lives though.

Edit: I believe the quote was “if she wasn’t my daughter”

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u/Carvj94 15d ago

After four years Trump successfully handed Democrats the House, Senate and the Presidency. The Orange idiot finally did it. He made America great again.

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u/Beardedwonder9 15d ago

Lol, yeah, it should have been pretty easy to beat old Joe. He made the wrong enemies out of the media, and they made him look ridiculous for four years straight. Had Joe pissed them off nearly as bad everyone would already be calling for his head. They are the same person.

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u/BiggsIDarklighter 15d ago

Sounds like a delusional man to me

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u/Competitive_Classic9 15d ago

I’m really fascinated by you people that believe this. There are 2 choices- either he has the brains of a man-child, or he is just constantly trolling everyone. Either way, why would you want someone like that in charge of anything?

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u/crymorenoobs 15d ago

i'm fascinated by you people who keep twisting my words to say that he was joking about the detergent/sunlight thing, instead of what i was actually saying he was probably joking about. stop being disingenuous.

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u/Bingo_banjo 15d ago

iT wAs a JoKe

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u/yorlikyorlik 15d ago

Well, his uncle was a scientist, so…

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u/ARobertNotABob 15d ago edited 15d ago

When we were kids, to "get one over" on another, we were prone to saying such things as : "yeah, so what, I have a Dad/Uncle/Cousin/Friend who can XYZ !".

With Trump, it's all about him, even with outlandish and laughable claims, he's done it all, knows it all, is the best of all...

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u/tway6939 15d ago

But just in case, he has an uncle who worked at MIT!

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u/Revolutionary_Mud159 15d ago

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."

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u/Actual_Opinion_9000 15d ago

If a member of my family rambled like this, I'd have a moral imperative to get them possessed for dementia or brain cancer

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u/InfinityGauntlet 15d ago

What the fuck did I just read here...

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u/Estoye 15d ago

Jesus Christ. Like Sarah Cooper said, he's like that annoying character Fred Armisen used to do on SNL where he'd never finish a sentence and start a new one.

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u/ARobertNotABob 15d ago

Ah, yes, the oft-mentioned who apparently (allegedly) always agrees with Donald's vacuous musings. :)

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u/toofunky_tee 15d ago

Which makes his niece Mary who's been destroying his life a president I guess haha

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u/palerider__ 15d ago

I see you’ve heard of nuclear

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u/Actual_Opinion_9000 15d ago

You mean nuculer.

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u/BthreePO 15d ago

He out-Homers Homer at his Homerest

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u/Shilo788 15d ago

That was proof to me he is an idiot.

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u/Pseudonymble 15d ago

See how that knowledge just trickles down and... um... amplifies? Don Jr., for example...

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u/DietrichDaniels 15d ago

He’s got great jeans!

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u/TheAtrocityArchive 15d ago

Is that the guy that got all of Tesla's papers?

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u/kcox1980 15d ago edited 15d ago

I used to work with a guy with a personality EXACTLY like Trump and it was one of the most infuriating experiences of my life. He'd seen it all and done it all. He used to be better than you at literally everything, but he got bored with it after mastering it and lost interest. He was never, ever wrong and if he was it was either because something changed or somebody lied to him.

He claimed to have been a "top 10 in the world" marathon runner when he was younger. He once told me that he has proven the fucking Theory of Relativity wrong, but refuses to publish his work because he doesn't want the fame and attention. (Worry not dear scientist who might be reading this, he has "left instructions for it to be published upon his death".) Anytime I had to talk to him at his desk he would have dozens and dozens of programs, Excel sheets, browser tabs, etc. open all at the same time and would insist that he was actively working in all of them at the same time, because he was a master multitasker too. He claimed to only sleep 2 hours a night and to prove it he would show up at the factory at several different times every night just to "check in".

I've never met anyone like him before or since and in my mind him and Trump are exactly alike. Because of my experiences I feel a great deal of pity for anyone who ever tried to work for Donald Trump who was actually there for the right reasons and wanted to do the job right.

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u/Mr_pb_hole 15d ago

I'm pretty sure he bragged about how smart his uncle was

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u/AMEFOD 15d ago

Ya. Just so he could say he had smart genes.

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u/StarsDreamsAndMore 15d ago

My dad owns Xbox

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u/LilMagil214 15d ago

he's a pure D idiot

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u/FuManBoobs 15d ago

I heard he even has a box to put Riddicks head in.

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u/ImurderREALITY 15d ago

“The Futurist, everybody, the Futurist is here! He knows all, sees all… he knows what’s best for you, whether you like it or not.”

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u/cfoam2 14d ago

Best idiot in the world, the biggest idiot ever, No one's ever been as big of an idiot as he is, Believe me!

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u/MojoLamp 14d ago

You forgot “…im a winner” 🤢

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u/retoasted_bread 15d ago

He also retracted what he said as "sarcasm", like a four year old trying to lie.

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u/Result_Not_Found 15d ago

I honestly can’t believe that there are people that are upset that this moron isn’t the President anymore.

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u/GrowlingGiant 15d ago

See, I can imagine a situation where his narcissism makes him interpret things that way. eg. he says "Hey, someone told me injecting bleach would help", the doctor says "No, that's bullshit, who told you that?" and he takes it as "How do you know these things?" instead of criticism.

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u/HankSteakfist 15d ago

Probably happened, only it was a hydroxychloroquine rep trying to smooth talk him.

Like a used car dealer pointing to another car on the lot and saying "oh you're too perceptive to look at that car, that car is for suckers".

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u/Jump_Yossarian 15d ago

only it was a hydroxychloroquine rep trying to smooth talk him

100% the hydroxy cartel hired a buxom blonde to sell trump on the idea that it's a miracle drug.

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u/KarmaTroll 15d ago

The actual quite made it sound like people were carefully questioning, "where did you hear that?" And saying, "no.... We hadn't thought about doing that."

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u/angrylawyer 15d ago

"You know, my uncle was a great person. He was at MIT. He taught at MIT for, I think, like a record number of years. He was a great super genius. Dr. John Trump. I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, 'How do you know so much about this? ' Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president."

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u/fordprecept 15d ago

He was probably talking to the head doctors at the CDC and they were mocking him, but he's so dense he thought they were serious.

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u/Ask_Me_Bout_Turds 15d ago

That was when he visited the CDC.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 15d ago

Yes, and he said that maybe he should have been a doctor, and that the doctors were all astonished that he knew so much about their field of expertise.

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u/Farren246 15d ago

Nah they really did say that. Sarcastically.

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u/berusplants 15d ago

He just kept lying and it kept working.

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u/Jakeygfx 15d ago

He did this at the CDC in March, and it was true. They were surprised that he knew it was quite deadly and infectious despite downplaying it publicly. He wanted to impress the experts, but they were horrified, which he described as "surprised".

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u/AceofKnaves44 15d ago

I feel like there’s two possibilities: either he doesn’t give a shit about whether or not what he says is actually true or just something he’s making up or he’s so far up his own ass he thinks that if he says it it HAS to be true. Both IMO are equally possible and equally frightening.

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u/ptwonline 15d ago

Remember that cringeworthy cabinet meeting where they went one-by-one around the table to sing their praises to Trump?

It's actually possible that some of the more dubious "doctors" Trump was listening to were doing the same thing, which is why he would put/keep them on his advisory panel for the COVID-19 response.

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u/RoyalT663 15d ago

Think cos his grandad was a chemist , he deluded himself into thinking he was automatically good at science..

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u/Maxfunky 15d ago

That part might be true. He doesn't keep anyone in his orbit who isn't a yes man who throws fawning praise at him at every opportunity. If you're not willing to do that, you won't last long as you can tell by the number of people he fired and replaced during his administration.

If you're trying to do work that you think is essential, and the only way you'll be allowed to keep doing that work is to praise an idiot, you might just decide that it's in everyone's best interest if you just tell the moron whether he wants to hear.

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u/eveningsand 15d ago

Yes. Dr. Nick from The Simpsons was the lone medical professional who did such an exclamation.

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u/southernwx 15d ago

The problem is he DOES get those kinda if statements. They come from people who know how to butter him up. When you have money and power there are inevitably those who will try to gain your favor.

Oh yesssss sooo smart mr Trumppppp

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 15d ago

They're saying he's the most narcissistic person EVER. You've never SEEN such narcissism.

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u/soveraign 15d ago

He's had people blow sunshine up his ass his whole life. He's so far gone that he has forgotten they all do it for his money. That's it. Nobody likes him he's just a sucker.

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u/ArrowRobber 15d ago

These are very good questions to be asking?

Asking 'how do you know so much' is the same as 'how do you know so little', etc.

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u/AZNfaceOAKLBooty 15d ago

“I’ve been studying medicine for like 35 years”

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u/boot2skull 15d ago

They’re a that saying that wise people know that they know nothing. Trump is the opposite and thinks he can formulate a cutting edge treatment from misunderstanding two sentences.

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u/Scaryclouds 15d ago

He says that about literally everything; military, medical, it's because he's narcissistic and deeply insecure.

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u/Blaklollipop 15d ago

Moron or a freaking liar too. You get my upvote bud.

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u/toofunky_tee 15d ago

He's freaking doctor evil but really really stupid hahahaha

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u/shieldsy27 15d ago

His uncle was a Dr so genetically that also makes him a Dr, kind of.. He knows his nuclear shit too. Guys a genius and if his coup had been successful he might have even ruled the world one day, imagine that....

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u/subsist80 15d ago

I get the feeling it went something like this - Trump - "blah blah light, covid, blah blah disinfectant inside body kills virus, do it", and the doctors replying with, "Umm, where did you get this information from"? *head scratching* And Trump totally taking that as, "wow, the doctors think I have all the information, me is very smart."

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u/AussieOsborne 15d ago

He really hit a jackpot by appealing to religious folk that work on word alone

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u/dancewiththesedevils 15d ago

It's peak meta-recursive-stupidity, where you think you're a genius but you're so stupid you don't know how stupid you are so you think you're a genius but you're so stupid you don't know how stupid you are so you think you're a genius but you're so stupid...

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u/LividExplorer7574 15d ago

The word you're looking for is delusional

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u/melpomenestits 15d ago

If it's stupid and it works...

Your audience is Americans, just shit in your hand and hold it out, careful with your fingers. They'll make up some story about how it's the glorious nectar of freedom anarchists and labor agitators communists 'the libs' don't want you to have.

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u/The84thWolf 15d ago

He also said his uncle was at MIT, so he also is a natural at the science

🤦‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

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u/zeeper25 15d ago edited 15d ago

He just ‘feels’ it in his ample gut, and then goes with it, like Bush Jr did

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u/poorbill 15d ago

Trump: I like this stuff. I really get it...every one of these doctors said, "how do you know so much about this?". Maybe I have a natural ability.

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u/troubleondemand 15d ago

March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”

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u/pittstee 15d ago

I believe the correct term is “stable genius”.

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u/Brilliant_Grab_2561 15d ago

We're so much better off with the current lying freakin moron.

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u/ArTiyme 15d ago

Yes. We genuinely are. This one is significantly less of a malicious lying moron, and also way less of a reality-denying fascist, so, you know, better.

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u/OmegaHateBot 15d ago

Almost like Biden saying he has a plan to end the pandemic.