Trump looking at poster before suggesting shining light and injecting bleach as coronavirus cures

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Then there were his weird involuntary twitches that he had. In three more years his brain will likely be as functional as a potato.

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That would be a significant improvement!

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I don't think he could power a basic alarm clock