I carved a tiny maple owl

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That owl would not live long. Its head is far too large, also it is made of wood.

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u/Alex_Caruso_beat_you Aug 13 '21

wood can live for a while

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u/MountainCourage1304 Aug 13 '21

It can, but wood it?

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u/GunBrothersGaming Aug 13 '21

I don't know - it's looks petrified!

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u/That1ShyKidBackThen Aug 13 '21

At first it was afraid, it was petrified

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u/MountainCourage1304 Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

Kept thinking I could never give this wood block owl eyes, But then I spent so many nights thinking “I should just make a bong”, But I was wrong, I could have learned it all along!

And now your carved, your beak in place, I just whittled you here with that sad look upon your face, I could have used a different block, I could have felled a different tree, If I’d known for just one second you’d be such a damn cutie.

Go on now fly, fly out the door, I think it’s fun to pretend you’re not wooden anymore, Don’t believe the people that are saying you’re a spy, You’re not a drone, There’s no marble sized disguise

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u/OutlawJessie Aug 13 '21

Fabulous. Needed a good sing along lol

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u/Russian_For_Rent Aug 13 '21

Cmon you really gonna treat it that way?

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u/Opcn Aug 13 '21

I think you’d be petrified too if you woke up to someone scraping wood off you with a piece of sharpened steel then slathered you in varnish.

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u/HolidayCards Aug 13 '21

If it were live oak instead of maple it'd likely be a different story

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u/Mr_Abberation Aug 13 '21

All owls heads are too large! Have you seen baby owls sleep? The aint no weeble wobble!