r/pokemongo Aug 17 '22

Rocket team screwed over me and my Pokémon what should I do? Non AR Screenshot

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u/Nightshadow192 Articuno Aug 17 '22

bro got his army killed from fighting a grunt💀💀💀💀

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u/GogoSchmitt Aug 17 '22

Revive?

16

u/Kaylefeet Aug 17 '22

Are you talking about those yellow drugs? I only have one.

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u/Yuyukoyouji_osu Aug 17 '22

Open gifts spin gyms

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u/Kaylefeet Aug 17 '22

I didn’t know you can spin gym. FYI I won’t be your friend since I’m on the red team (I see your blue team badge).

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u/RFLX_Decafz Aug 17 '22

you can be friends with people on other teams

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u/Kaylefeet Aug 17 '22

Sure you can but I don’t support the things the other two teams stand for. Blue team basically sacrifices emotion connection and only focuses on pure strength while being nerdy about stuff. And yellow team gives off the im a rich jock vibes who just flex cool pokemon, buy infinite pokeballs with money, and just don’t take thing seriously. Red prioritizes Pokémon trainer relationships along with strength and passion they aren’t cold like blue or “for fun” like yellow. I prefer being friends with my team.

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u/MayoMullen Aug 17 '22

That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard lmao

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u/sabcadab Aug 17 '22

blue is the team of science? Sign me up. You’re reading too much into it tho, I basically just like the color blue, and played Pokémon Blue first. People don’t actually believe the made up game lore irl.

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u/Jackaboy-16 Aug 17 '22

Yeah exactly I only chose Instinct because Zapdos was my favourite bird, I couldn’t care less about the lore.

2

u/MistaNibbaCheeks Aug 18 '22

I chose instinct so my broyher and I can put our pokemon in the same gym lol. Not that it really matters since he only plays for shinies now.

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u/flaming_garbage7059 Valor Aug 17 '22

I’m also Team Valor, but it’s really not that deep lmao You’re taking this waaaay too seriously. Straight up being like “FYI I won’t be your friend”…A little rude, no? Play the game how you like, but remember in the end it’s just that - a game.

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u/emaych1 Aug 17 '22

Bro just generated new lore for no reason

8

u/FTG_SpringTrap Aug 17 '22

what the actual fuck are you going on about

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u/Kovu9897 Aug 17 '22

If this isn’t satire, it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read.

Calm down bro it’s not that deep

5

u/Repulsive_Bed9677 Aug 17 '22

Was going to comment something similar so thanks.

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u/chocolatekraken Aug 17 '22

You’re fucking lame bro lol

5

u/ImThePharaohNow Aug 17 '22

I once asked a yellow team member for a trade and he straight up said no, yellow doesn't want to complete their pokedex it seems, while I'll go out my way to get what I don't have. Valor here

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u/Repair_Jolly Aug 30 '22

That has to be the most stupid thing I've ever heard. There's literally no competition or world domination with choosing a team apart from fighting in gyms. The teams only exist for the story. Yikes, some people just take the games lore way too seriously.

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u/Abrupt1998 Valor Aug 17 '22

I can’t tell if you’re 10 years old or if you just take this game way too seriously

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u/Websthetics Aug 17 '22

Takes game seriously. Also doesn’t know you can spin gyms. 👍

2

u/Leandre756 Aug 20 '22

probably both

28

u/hoi4_is_a_good_game Aug 17 '22

based and redpilled

5

u/OkOkOkOkOk94 Aug 17 '22

What the fuck are you saying LOL, it doesn’t matter which team people are on, you just sound like a complete asshole right now.

14

u/dinzyy Aug 17 '22

Wtf are u talking about? Im in "blue" and absolutely love my mons i have had a long time /s

19

u/spelunker Aug 17 '22

I picked yellow because I like the zappy bird

3

u/gr33nday4ever Aug 17 '22

i didnt even make it that far lmao i picked yellow bc i like the colour 😂

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u/Arkanslayer Aug 17 '22

Yeah red team makes you think they really care, but they're like Pokémon PETA. They euthanize thousands of Pokémon a year. The professor can't take care of all the Pokémon transfer, so team Red "rescues" them. Putting them down is cheaper and more efficient than finding homes for them.

3

u/Yuyukoyouji_osu Aug 17 '22

Bro I chose Blue cause Articuno is cool tf 💀 Also fwi - Most people on Valor were complete assholes when the game first released. Never forget that.

3

u/StarShipPain04 Aug 17 '22

As a member of team mystic, we don't claim this.

3

u/ImmoderateAdversion Aug 18 '22

Bro love his pokemon and taking this so seriously but dont know how to heal your pokemon? Or fight a grunt? 😂😂

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u/Round_Parsley_2158 Aug 18 '22

I didn’t know Pokémon go had RP servers…

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u/ScaldAlwaysBurns excellent throw on yanma easy 👍 Aug 17 '22

You’re taking this way too seriously mate

I chose Valor because my friends are and Moltres cool

4

u/emaddy2109 Aug 17 '22

It’s not that deep. Most people probably picked their team based on what color they liked, what legendary bird was their favorite or what the dominate team was in their area. We’re all people though and most people don’t take the teams seriously at all.

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u/FarPlatypus4652 Aug 17 '22

If you “know” this much about the other teams then I’m sure your red team can help you figure out what you need to do.

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u/RFLX_Decafz Aug 19 '22

tf? I was just clarifying.

2

u/Leandre756 Aug 20 '22

bro its just colors

2

u/MarkoBoyGamer Instinct Aug 20 '22

Twitter girl moment

2

u/Repair_Jolly Aug 30 '22

That has to be the most bullshit, 10 year old thing I've ever read XD.

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u/UNdead-Rock_23 Aug 17 '22

Bullshit you think we don't have fun with our pokemon? And you think your team is overall the best? Most stuck up shit I've heard all my life. You can have a friendly competition without thinking the other teams suck.

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u/Zestyclose-Turn1124 Aug 17 '22

Yea but Moltres is the weakest bird

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u/luunnaaaaa Aug 17 '22

You didn’t know you could spin gyms?

2

u/MaterialDegree1422 Aug 17 '22

You have high level pokemons and you don’t know how to spin gyms. How do you get pokeballs?

3

u/SO6PKami Aug 17 '22

ewww valor, everyone point and laugh

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u/DRCJR_ Aug 17 '22

I recommend getting good.

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u/m1431989 Aug 17 '22

You for president 2023- forever

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u/schoolschooting Aug 17 '22

You know what the teams stand for but don't know what a revive is, 💀

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u/gr33nday4ever Aug 17 '22

or that you can spin gyms 👀

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u/DrSimonMetin Aug 17 '22

Potions and revives

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u/DrSimonMetin Aug 17 '22

Also worth leveling up what you can. The most important thing is to ensure you have the right types you are pairing with the enemies

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pen_346 Aug 17 '22

Yeah. Sounds like u need more of those yellow and purple “drugs”. What u have here should be more than enough to take down team rocket

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u/LukaTheGrabla Instinct Aug 17 '22

Bro isn’t fighting team rocket bro is fighting the avengers 😭

14

u/YawnPolice Aug 17 '22

Is this a joke?

6

u/Ok_Price6153 Aug 17 '22

It has to be. This is so weird

46

u/Sockman509 Aug 17 '22

If you power em up a couple times they get 1hp

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u/4la5tair Mystic Aug 17 '22

No way!

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u/xTripTicx Aug 18 '22

isn’t it just 1 power up ?

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u/Sockman509 Aug 18 '22

Might be but sometimes they don’t gain hp if you only do it once

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u/Meatspinislife Aug 17 '22

Charge your phone?

19

u/kodaiko_650 Aug 17 '22

Put it in rice

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u/VicLow_mxii Aug 17 '22

Call the police

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u/m1431989 Aug 17 '22

Delete the game

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u/_pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_ Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

If your mons are KO’d, you can power up your Pokémon once, and it should get one HP, then you can use pots to heal.

If that’s not an option, open gifts and grind poke stops for a bit, maybe you’ll get some revs/pots

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u/tablerockz Aug 17 '22

Ive never heard of this before, cool

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u/That_guy_will Aug 17 '22

Are you purposefully speaking like Yoda?

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u/Fepl31 Aug 17 '22

If they defeated you, you know their Pokemon (or kost of them).

Rematch and use stuff that resist their moves and do effective damage to them. :P

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u/itsKyrox LVL 42 | 0730 2644 1419 Aug 17 '22

bro spent his whole arsenal on some grunt 💀💀

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u/ohstxrlight Aug 17 '22

now you have to transfer them, sorry

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u/R3zon Aug 17 '22

This op must be joking or trolling…

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u/Kaioshinsama7 Instinct Aug 17 '22

Evolve that rhydon, power up that machamp and darmanitan

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u/Shibaroekoe Aug 17 '22

Wait till Rhyperior can get Rock Wrecker lol

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u/ThePostManEST Aug 17 '22

Rock wrecker available this weekend during championship event

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u/Kaioshinsama7 Instinct Aug 17 '22

What!!! I didn't know that! Any others getting their cd move?

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u/ThePostManEST Aug 17 '22

He gets that. Gyarados aqua tail, Talonflame gets incinerate, Gengar shadow punch and meta gross meteor mash.

Edit: Also looks like there will be a timed research that rewards elite fast and charged attack.

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u/EggShellR Aug 17 '22

Bruh I just evolved my 96% metang yesterday 💀 fuck

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u/Kaioshinsama7 Instinct Aug 17 '22

Also evolve the roselia... This should help and add balance to your top tier mons

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u/scuba1622 Aug 17 '22

So here me out on this one but you should consult a witch and get some of the cauldron magic going ASAP

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u/steven6698 Aug 17 '22

Revive them lol

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u/rslorehound Valor Aug 17 '22

Power those has boys up and use proper combos

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u/jonhnefill Aug 17 '22

Revives and potions for the fainted ones. If you need more of those, open gifts and spin at pokestops and gyms. If you need more friends in the game, there are Reddit communities for that.

Also, the Rocket teams tend to have certain types. E.g. normal, fairy, poison, grass, fire etc. Choose your team based on those types weaknesses. Normal for example (the Rocket team will say normal does not mean weak or something to that effect), is weak against fighting types.

If you're battling against the leaders or the Rocket team with Snorlax (I've already won catch phrase), you will need to choose your team a bit more carefully. Depending on for example which Pokemons the leaders throw at you each time since that can vary.

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u/Pale_Page7229 Mystic Aug 17 '22

If you keep loosing pokemon like that just stop playing against them for awhile. Use pokemon that build up super attacks fast because they don't use shields. Spin and do gyms. Do research as well

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u/Pronk93 Aug 17 '22

I see youre getting a lot of downvotes for some reason. Heres some actual advice. Go to the pokemongo Friends subreddit. Befriend a lot of people through one of the posts there. Open daily gifts and get tons of items.

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u/MetalysisChain Aug 17 '22

Cry in a corner and feel the existential dread

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u/Mebelinow Aug 17 '22

i see your Seviper and i’m sooo jealous lmao, i live in France :// + use revives and potions !! :)

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u/dropthemagic Aug 17 '22

It’s wild to me that anyone can play with 300 Pokémon I have like 2800 and it’s still a struggle

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u/Daurnan Aug 17 '22

Did they pull out a Tyranitar on you?

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u/notebook1grange Aug 17 '22

Evolve the lairon

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u/jespie Aug 17 '22

Get good number of revives and potions in raids, usually.

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u/MayoMullen Aug 17 '22

Transfer them

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u/Pokemongo9462 Aug 17 '22

Same thing happend to me but i kept playing and leveling up to get revives and potions

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u/RNG-777 Ditto Aug 17 '22

If you can't beat them join them

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u/Danjoe_ Aug 17 '22

Bro they aren't difficult, I was beating then 100% of the time at level 2

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u/godzillaroblox Aug 17 '22

collect and use revives and potions and don't battle them for 1 month so all of your pokemon can mentally and physically recover

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u/Brimzal Aug 18 '22

It’s expensive but you can power up dead Pokémon once and it should give you +1 hp so you only need to use a potion

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u/RadiantCuccoo Aug 19 '22

Ah yes, you must be attempting the very common "pokemon go nuzlocke" challenge yes? I believe the rules state that you release all fainted pokemon post-haste!