r/seinfeld Aug 17 '22 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Silver 3

What should I name my fantasy football team this year?

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u/edgewater15 Aug 17 '22

Why didn’t you make 2021 Del Boca Vista Phase 2? Lol

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

That’s gold, Jerry!

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u/Ochre12kilo Aug 18 '22

The Marbled Rye’s

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/NinJ4ng Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

one year i went 4 running backs with my round 1-4 picks and i went with “feels like an rbs night”

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u/seejaypierson Aug 17 '22

How does it feel to walk amongst us mortals?

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u/OrangeinDorne Aug 18 '22

Ha. I’m angry at myself that this took a minute for me to get. Funny stuff!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22 All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Spongeworthy

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

This is a contender. Surprised I haven’t used it yet tbh

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u/Dangerous-Yam-6831 Aug 17 '22

This is mine! 😂😂😂

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u/MidlifeCrisisToo Aug 17 '22

Susan Ross Foundation

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u/TND64 Aug 18 '22

The Human Fund

Money for people

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u/mostlyseinfeldstuff Aug 17 '22

This is excellent 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kingbob1875 Death Blow Aug 17 '22

This is my favourite and it's now going to be my team name.

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u/sacklunch_deathblow Aug 17 '22 edited 19d ago

Mine is the Rabid Anti-Dentites. I’ve also used SACKlunch and Penske Material.

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

I like Penske Material a lot

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u/jo-shabadoo Aug 17 '22

You can’t use that. You’re not Penske material!

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u/Little-Geri-Seinfeld Aug 17 '22 Starry

Keep in mind, I am in the smaller office.

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u/newbie_1234 Aug 18 '22

Now, you are aware..

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u/anchorgangpro Aug 17 '22

I was at a brewery in Alameda and two of their beers were Penske Files and Vandaley…

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Aug 18 '22

Faction has a bunch of Seinfeld-derived beer names. I've got the Penske File t-shirt which is printed on 100% Penske material.
https://old.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/8dgv87/i_can_have_as_many_cafe_lattes_as_i_want/

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u/poskantorg Aug 17 '22

That’s the kind of attitude I’d expect from Penske material

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u/bunkie18 Aug 17 '22

Prognosis Negative

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

This is probably the best option of all the fake movies

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u/Stevenerf Aug 17 '22

Sack Lunch

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u/GimmeAplomb Aug 17 '22

Sack Lunch is perfect for football and Seinfeld reasons, not OP but this might be my next one.

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 18 '22

I stand corrected

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u/spankr Sack Lunch Aug 17 '22

YES!

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u/WanderlustOnTap Aug 17 '22

Death Blow

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u/rand1995 Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

DEATH BLOW! When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are but for different reasons all together.

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u/Dblcut3 Aug 17 '22

I’m partial to Rochelle, Rochelle

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u/Waterologist Aug 18 '22

Oh, the one about a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?

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u/Dblcut3 Aug 18 '22

Rochelle, Rochelle? You know, you men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off

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u/SmallsLightdarker Aug 17 '22

And the best option that would describe most of my fantasy teams.

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u/ryanholmes1989 Aug 17 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Summer of George

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u/j0hnny0nthesp0t Driving around in Jon Voight's car Aug 17 '22

Cantstandyaz

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u/SawGrimby Aug 17 '22

The Moops

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u/kountzwill The Summer of George Aug 17 '22

It’s Moors!

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u/BRAX7ON Aug 17 '22

I’m sorry. The card says Moops.

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u/codename_hardhat Aug 17 '22

It’s a misprint!

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u/Horror-Activity-2694 Aug 17 '22

Moops!

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u/kountzwill The Summer of George Aug 17 '22

MOORS!

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u/Stinja808 The Bizarro Jerry Aug 17 '22

The Bubble Boys

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/DeNomoloss Sack Lunch Aug 17 '22

Kenny Rogers’s Roasters🔥

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u/BlackAnscension Aug 17 '22

”FESTIVUS”

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u/nottodayspiderman Aug 17 '22

“Feats of Strength” is a pretty good name by itself.

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u/Buble-Schvinslow Aug 17 '22

The Festivus Miracle

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u/importvita Aug 17 '22

What about the rest of us?

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u/IJLTGame Aug 17 '22

ASSMAN

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u/MamaPajamaMama Aug 17 '22

Yes. How did I have to scroll so far to see this?

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u/elvis8mybaby Aug 17 '22

Assman is always a little behind

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Yeah, that's right Aug 17 '22

The Penske File

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u/Pristine-Ad-7626 Aug 17 '22

The Muffin Tops.

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u/PoopOfAUnicorn Aug 17 '22

Top of the muffin to ya

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u/HudsonCommodore Rugged? The man's a goblin Aug 17 '22

Top of the muffin TO YOU

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u/ManuelHS Master of the domain Aug 18 '22

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u/Dessert_Bobbler Aug 17 '22

Also works as a 30 rock reference. Could also go with the Muffin Stumps

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u/Particular-You-5534 The Moops Aug 17 '22

My muffin top is all that

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u/Simmonds246 Aug 17 '22

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft

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u/pokindemgutz Aug 17 '22

Bosco

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u/Kakolah789 These pretzels are making me thirsty Aug 17 '22

👏

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u/jakeyjoeyo Aug 17 '22

You’ll always return to your dark master… the cocoa bean.

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u/freshlyironedirony Aug 17 '22

Short, bald, devious... His name was costanza, he killed my mother.

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u/acarnameded Aug 17 '22

The Schmoopies

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u/pointlessconjecture Aug 17 '22

You’re schmoopie!

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u/sharonimacaroni6 I don't wanna be a pirate! Aug 18 '22

No, you’re schmoopie!

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u/Cunty_Antics Aug 18 '22

YOU'RE BOTH SCHMOOPIE!

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u/bathyergidae Aug 17 '22

You Gotta See The Baby!

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

Breathtaking!

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u/TAWilson52 Aug 17 '22

That’s one Ugly Baby. Snuggly, that’s one snuggly baby.

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u/DarkwaterBeach The Moops Aug 17 '22

Shiksappeal

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

Well done, would have never thought of this one!

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u/No_Engineering_718 Aug 17 '22

The urban sombreros

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u/AdzyBoy Aug 18 '22

Vaya con Dios

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u/newjerseycapital Aug 17 '22

Joe DiMaggio's Donuts

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

Would be a great fantasy baseball team name

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u/YaEverNotice Aug 17 '22

Rochelle Rochelle

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u/Toledojoe Aug 17 '22

A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

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u/Stevenerf Aug 17 '22

A fantasy managers erotic journey from draft to title

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u/DaPoole420 Aug 17 '22

I love this sub

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u/hypercafspazz Aug 17 '22

Mendelbaums Mendelbaums!!

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u/LegerDePL Aug 17 '22

It's go time!

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u/IcyInferno11 Aug 18 '22

Oh so you think ya better than me??

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u/Outside_Hope_3383 Aug 17 '22

The Big Salads

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

I’ll bring you two small salads

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u/idrinkbeersalot Aug 17 '22

Could ya put ‘em in a big bowl?

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u/overdownyonder Master of the domain Aug 17 '22

We don’t have big bowls

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u/smokedbrosketdog Aug 17 '22

We have Sanka.

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u/honeysmacks18 Aug 17 '22

Mulva

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u/thisisallme Aug 17 '22

My vote as well, beat me to it lol

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u/capt-rix Aug 17 '22

The Little Kicks

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u/Udonegetthashow Stellaaaaaaa!!! Aug 17 '22

Seinfeld 4

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Real and Spectacular

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

This is probably top of my list so far

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u/Intelligent_End1516 Importer/exporter Aug 17 '22

Name it Lloyd Braun. Then you have the built in taunt of "You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!"

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u/Tigerblood2798 Aug 17 '22

The Marine Biologist

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u/spj0522 Aug 17 '22

Aunt Baby

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u/frankieg49 Aug 17 '22 Starstruck

If Aunt Baby was still in the fantasy playoffs, what would their record be?

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u/spj0522 Aug 17 '22

She would have never made it.

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u/missionbeach Aug 17 '22

Was she bosomy?

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u/dicecat4 Independent George Aug 17 '22

You wanna know if your aunt was bosomy?

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u/patdoc38 Aug 17 '22

nice game, pretty boy

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u/Bipocgguytalk Aug 17 '22

The second spitters!

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u/cs_coletta Aug 17 '22

The Tax Write Offs

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u/SmallsLightdarker Aug 17 '22

You don't even know what a write off is.

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u/jo-shabadoo Aug 17 '22

But Yahoo Fantasy does, and they’re the ones writing it off.

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u/poonter5000 Aug 17 '22

Moland Springs

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u/the_progrocker Aug 17 '22

Came here for this one. Your points will rise high ✋

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u/Bruiser21045 Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami Aug 17 '22

The Flaming Globes of Sigmund

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u/yunggnosis Aug 18 '22

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109

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u/USWolves Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

The Bob Sacamanos

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u/WhyAmINotOriginal Vegetable Lasagna Aug 17 '22

Hoochie mama

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u/NOLASLAW Aug 17 '22

Sack Lunch

Vegetable Lasagna

Chicken Salad on Rye (if you had a bad season last year)

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u/DisciplineHot7374 Aug 17 '22

The Puffy Shirts

The PEZ Dispensers

The Shower Heads

The Homeless Rickshaws

The Festivus Miracles

The Mackinaw Peaches

The Cigar Store Indians

The Coffee Tables

The Pony Remarks

The Little Kicks

The Ostrich Burgers

The Denim Vests

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u/Dessert_Bobbler Aug 17 '22

Schtickle of fluoride

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

Love it! This is on my short list

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u/cbk0414 Aug 17 '22

Ones I’ve used in the past:
The Peterman Reality Tour
The Killing of Independent George (with some letter taken out so it’ll fit)
Penske Material
Rochelle Rochelle
Postal Employee Newman
Top of the Muffin to You!

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

Peterman Reality Tour is amazing!

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u/cbk0414 Aug 17 '22

I may have to steal “Its Not You, Its Me” from you for this year 😂 I love it.

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u/danimal86au Aug 17 '22

Why Separate Knob?

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u/RobertCRNA Aug 17 '22

I would go for some takeoffs of NFL teams

I Don’t Wanna Be A Cowboy! PennyPackers

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u/evilrobotch Aug 17 '22

Beef-a-Reeno

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u/StevenFromPhilly Aug 17 '22

The Cheever Letters
The Human Fund
TPAMMT

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u/act_surprised Aug 17 '22

The Human Fund!
Money for People

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u/goataxe Aug 17 '22

The Tractor Story

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u/CalgaryMadePunk Aug 17 '22

Hipster Doufus.

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u/joebadiah Aug 17 '22

Tropic of Cancer

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u/volcanicpale Aug 17 '22

The Face Painters

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u/Little-Woo Driving around in Jon Voight's car Aug 17 '22

WE'RE THE DEVIL'S HISSS

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u/igllo Aug 17 '22

Snoopy and Prickly Pete

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u/Mjf2341 Aug 17 '22

I WAS bald(works alottt better if you are in fact bald)

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u/B0ndzai Aug 17 '22

Sweet Fancy Moses.

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u/dylbronjames ASSMAN Aug 17 '22

The cinnamon babkas.

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u/biinroii01 Aug 17 '22

IMPROV (jerrys softball team)

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u/GiddyUp18 Aug 17 '22

This is really good. Some might say, “breathtaking.”

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u/ttgbos Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

The braless wonders

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u/Maywestpie Aug 17 '22

Seven

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u/porkchop314 Feels like an Arby's night Aug 17 '22

How about Mug. Mug Costanza.

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u/BipolarBeaarr The Moops Aug 17 '22

Bozo the Clown

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u/AW-43 Aug 17 '22

Cedric and Bobs Armoire

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u/JorjorBinks1221 Aug 17 '22

Is thay a Titlest?

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u/chochy Aug 17 '22

That’s a shame

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u/winnielikethepooh15 Aug 17 '22

Kruger Industrial Smoothing

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u/Schmonballins Aug 17 '22

K-Uger is the variation I’d go with lol

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u/bxball Aug 17 '22

We don't care and it shows

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u/seambizzle Aug 17 '22

Summer of George

Although it’ll be winter, still good

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u/tormundjr Aug 17 '22

My Wallet’s Gone!

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u/FrostedTunaTaco Aug 17 '22

The Junior Mints, Bubble Boys

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u/Urdaddy12234 Aug 17 '22

Jesus fish

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u/brokeneckblues Aug 17 '22

Bizarro Jerry

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u/greenhairtrolldoll Aug 17 '22

The J. Peterman Catalogue

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u/jessilg Aug 17 '22

The Frightened Turtles

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u/kevincanada13 Aug 17 '22

I know you've used serenity now... But have you considered...Hoochie Mammas?

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u/MeadowcrestRPGMV3D ASSMAN Aug 17 '22

Downtown.... its ALL downtown.

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u/Icy-Following-3713 Aug 17 '22

Moops, Spongeworthy, Festivus Miracle, lock stock and barrel, costanza and son, We’re the devils!, puerto rican day parade, H.E Pennypacker, Slippery Pete’s, Del Boca Vista Phase 2, Del Boca Vista Phase 3, Manhands, Brentano’s Bathroom Books, Little Kicks

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u/Rug_peer Aug 17 '22

The Mulvas

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u/Cratonis Aug 18 '22

Frightened Turtles