Most effective roomba ever. - r/technicallythetruth

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I wish a Roomba could be mine.

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u/Express-Lawfulness80 10d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/54Godzilla1 10d ago

I see what did you there.

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u/BuffaloFrend 10d ago

I see what you did there

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u/TheRealNotRelevant 10d ago

I see what you did there

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u/OffThaGrass 10d ago

I see what you see there

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u/Shadeyboiii 10d ago

I did what you did there

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u/Linkdude25 10d ago

You see what I did there

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u/myth001 10d ago

What you see I did there

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u/LolerTheGoat 10d ago

Did there what see you

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u/that1Us3r 7d ago

I see what I see there

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u/c0smiclol 10d ago

I there you what see did

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u/Totallyordinaryweeb 10d ago

r/Ihadastroke

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u/MateuszC1 9d ago

Over that boy, hand!

https://youtu.be/N7JmKW8xhrg?t=15

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u/DaddyFigured 10d ago

IED there

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u/Great_Risk_399 10d ago

You I did see what there

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u/LC_Design 10d ago

You're goddamn right

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u/bongosformongos 10d ago

I wish this roomba could be mine

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u/HereToPatter 10d ago

It's a boom-ba

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u/Spoon_Elemental 10d ago

A Doomba.

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u/shadowXXe 10d ago

Step on it an you'll be in tomba

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u/Scydor 9d ago

Make it bigger and you got a shroomba

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u/FunnyEnvironment 10d ago

Dass!!!!

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u/qyka1210 10d ago

what does that mean?

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u/AFrostNova 10d ago

DASS is a low level programming language run on many windows based systems

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u/qyka1210 10d ago

ram Dass I guess

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u/loffert 10d ago

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u/newluna 10d ago

Pa-pa-dua

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u/siensunshine 10d ago

I feel like it should say, “well no, but actually yes.”

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u/TheTomatoLover 10d ago

Well yes but actually, yes

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u/LimeSenior 10d ago

Well no but actually no

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u/Zyansheep 10d ago

Well maybe but actually we live in a simulation.

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u/Secretly_Solanine 10d ago

“Good guess, but actually no” is the actual line iirc

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u/archpawn 10d ago

I want to make a meme where he responds to someone thinking the line is "Well yes, but actually no" with "Good guess, but actually no."

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u/Secretly_Solanine 10d ago

I think there might already be some like that, but honestly it’s been so long since I’ve seen the actual quote used as a meme that you’d do fine posting it if you made one.

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u/LittleFatLamb 10d ago

What movie is it again?

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u/Secretly_Solanine 10d ago

“The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!”

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u/LittleFatLamb 9d ago

Thank you!!

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u/Shadow_wasnottaken 10d ago

Yes'nt

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u/iruleatants 10d ago

Nope. It's correct.

The well yes is because the explosion cleans, but it's no because of the dust, dirt, explosive residue, body parts, and debris left behind make it a no because it doesn't clean.

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u/HappyAkratic 10d ago

I thought it was a no because it wasn't a wrong answer

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u/Jumbo_jet11 10d ago

/r/ComedyHomicide

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u/burnthamt 10d ago

Yup. Also not even technically the truth because a bomb doesnt clean up anything, just destroys stuff

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u/NOTZawp (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 10d ago

Tends to make more of a mess

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u/folko1 10d ago

Man, you must be really fun in parties.

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u/burnthamt 10d ago

Thanks. You should see me after a couple drinks!

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u/folko1 10d ago

This relationship's moving a little too fast for my liking, and besides, I'd prefer not to do frisky shit when drunk.

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u/irgendeineZahl 10d ago

Yeah

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u/Nervous-Toe-4708 10d ago

Didn't even crop the bottom. Your even bad at reposting

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u/R4PTUR3 10d ago

You're

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u/jm4nN0sc0p3r12 10d ago

Yrou'e*

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u/Redoct878 10d ago

Your’e

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u/PicidaBest 10d ago

Erou'y

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u/folko1 10d ago

Y'o'ru'e

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u/SandwichGaming1 10d ago

Never trust someone with a picrew pfp

me, 2021

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u/TheCheetahTitan 10d ago

Ouch

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u/no_name_randomperson 10d ago

Forbidden soup can

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u/TheAlphamale82 10d ago

Forbidden frisbee

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u/dabbinthenightaway 10d ago

Man, east Asia gets roombas and I can't event afford one.

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u/Dark_Chip 10d ago

That's like the fifth time I see this picture. Just let it die already.

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u/qyka1210 10d ago

then spend less time on reddit; this is my first time seeing it and so I'm glad it was reposted.

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u/molarcat 10d ago

I'm up voting you both because I want you both to feel validated

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u/layor_tac 10d ago

Dont let it die! I posted the original and is my only post ever to get reposted lmao

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u/alienvisionx 10d ago

You are the way

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u/Dark_Chip 7d ago

That's oddly wholesome, thanks

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u/TheRealNotRelevant 10d ago

Ancient meme

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u/Icantthinkofagoo 10d ago

u/repostsluethbot

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u/ExpensiveVermicelli6 10d ago

I saw this like at least 8 to 7 times in the past year lol

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u/DrBigDamage 10d ago

It's tuna

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u/IreneHoward70 10d ago

Wtf is this sub, and why do I like it

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u/keyson5 10d ago

Soda can

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u/KaitTheGreat138 Technically Flair 10d ago

It's actually the top of a soda can. You've got to pop it open to get to the soda

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u/rhymes_with_chicken 10d ago

I thought it was a large can of deviled meat. Open the can and the room is filled with the stuff.

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u/laidbacktrev 10d ago

It’s a tiffin tin

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u/illusiqn1st 10d ago

Its an anti tank mine. It wont detonate even if a car rides over it so you'll need to use your mom.

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u/triangleman3000 10d ago

nice repost

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u/adamkovalov112_V2 10d ago

You're the worst reposter I've ever seen lmao

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u/rtcowan 10d ago

Why do you have to pull the pin

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u/rtcowan 10d ago

Just let me step on this and pull the pin real quick

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u/hydrotatif32 10d ago

bruh

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u/PieckIsExactlyRight 10d ago

Keep your hands clean

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u/trippinbillie333 10d ago

I mean she ain’t lying

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u/b30wulfs 10d ago

I think you have to step on the pin to activate it(breaks the pin and boom clean)

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u/VikingSlayer 10d ago

If it's an anti-armour mine you'd need more weight than just stepping on it

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u/sethboy66 10d ago

Not quite. The release-pin on this mine is just like a pin on a grenade. It's just a safety device that disallows accidental arming of the device.

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u/b30wulfs 10d ago

It looked like an old anti personal mine my mistake

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u/poocatgod 10d ago

My dumb ass thinking it’s a can of tuna

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u/-gAba- 10d ago

forbidden tuna

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u/heterosentiens 10d ago

It's an electronic measuring device to test sledgehammers

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u/cremepieguy69 10d ago

Its thuna

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u/Make_some 10d ago

Fuel air mix is strong on this one.

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u/edtumb 10d ago

It's actually a canned tuna to ease your hunger forever

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u/FadedShatter_YT 10d ago

lol

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u/TheGamingKatz6519 10d ago

a weird can of tuna

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u/peramia 10d ago

So what you're saying is... it's a mine sweeper? (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/Le_Mug 10d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmXFeT3a\_Qw&t=166s

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u/Teddy_Scott36 10d ago

Soup

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u/Gskinnell_85 10d ago

Can of Surströmming

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u/Bravojones33420 10d ago

Mechanical leg remover

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u/Fe4rero 10d ago

I mean, it has a better range than modern roombas

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u/snoogins355 10d ago

Forbidden tuna can

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u/da_vic 10d ago

tuna can

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u/RewZes 10d ago

I'd say it actually makes a mess

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u/cam_inksAton 10d ago

I thought it was the top of a Jolt Cola???

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u/zemaitis_android 10d ago

50 feet = 15.24 meters

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u/Medical-Examination 10d ago

I’m sure throwing a printer could be pretty effective as well

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u/702PoGoHunter 10d ago

MRE Tuna Surprise!

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u/Ghojan_n 10d ago

Well no, but actually yes*

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u/Apex_Gaming_YT 10d ago

Its a tin of baked beans u dumb ppl

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u/LiberatedLibero13 10d ago

Do the Roomba Zoomba

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u/plaid-water-bottle 10d ago

Sodie pop

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u/ijjgiafjidfai 10d ago

They used to call automatics street sweepers.

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u/deeraay1992 10d ago

And for the Americans ist Just an ordinary school roomba.

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u/Warturkey12 10d ago

yeah but everything outside that 50 feet radius will be dirty

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u/Stanarchy93 10d ago

"Claymores. Fuck anything in front of you"

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u/king-kitty 10d ago

Land mines should be outlawed

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u/CompleteAssWipe 10d ago

r/comedyhomicide

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u/Plzsendpussypics 10d ago

Depending on what's nearby, it may or may not just make a different mess

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u/R0N1N_1 10d ago

F O R B I D D E N T U N A

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u/RGPBurns 10d ago

Being a bomb defusal expert must be so easy. Either you do it right first time or its not your problem anymore

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u/SpunkyMcButtlove 10d ago

Boomba, old model from the boomer generation.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck 10d ago

It's an emergency ration of meat.

You open it, you die, and the other villagers beat your meat.

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u/Napbear94 10d ago

It’s like cillit bang!

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u/Milkslinger 10d ago

Why would a mine have a pin? Is it not activated until the pin is pulled? Why would it go off if you pull the pin?

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u/Much_Shame_5030 10d ago

Mmmmmmmm. Tuuunaaaa

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u/Sidress 10d ago

It’s an old meme but it checks out

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u/nhyoo 10d ago

Tuna can

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u/Fearless-Mushroom 10d ago

Forbidden can of military issued Spam from WW2

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u/LittleFatLamb 10d ago

Fuck what is that movie called?

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u/EvulRabbit 10d ago

Cleans?! That is reverse roomba soaks everything in 50m

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u/fonggas 10d ago

Imagine not even removing the reddit screenshot watermark and 14k people upvote...

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u/RoscoMan1 10d ago

Now that is a pretty effective strategy.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 10d ago

I’m sure throwing a printer could be pretty effective as well

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u/Ghostbuster_119 10d ago

It's actually an old Russian soda can somebody buried in the ground.

Be careful though the heat of the sun can compress the carbonation and they get REAL NASTY if they are opened.

Some mischievous Ivan probably shook it up real good before laying it down and even the slightest amount of pressure will set it off.

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u/CorrectMeeting5270 10d ago

Pull it out its a bean can

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u/SirTickleMePink 10d ago

Ah the old seating disks are coming back! When sick of standing on public transport remove from rucksack to get the whole train or bus to yourself.

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u/TheWolvis 10d ago

Well yes, but actually yes

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u/Sn0wCha0s 10d ago

It's tinned ham. Pull the ring to open it

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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 10d ago

Nothing would happen when you pull the pin. Someone needs to stand on it, too.

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u/GruttePierrr 10d ago

r/comedyhomicide

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u/eraylmao 10d ago

I nore thought of canned sardines but roomba will do fine

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u/VlexxerYT 10d ago

Its cat food

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u/anacche 10d ago

Last hubcap your car will ever need.

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u/BusinessMan69_ 10d ago

A hot potato

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u/littleaarow 10d ago

Those little canned sausages that I barely remember eating as a kid

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u/PaulThePsycho 10d ago

Damn she so stupid it's Darth Vader from mickey mouse

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u/_Rikuli 10d ago

It would just remove anyone from seeing the mess

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u/signum_ 10d ago

the forbidden tuna

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u/ellipsis_42 10d ago

ugh why do people add bottom panels. So fucking stupid

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u/Eidon4 10d ago

British: Old-school roomba

American: Old school-roomba

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u/Killerklown8212 10d ago

Its called a step stabilizer. If the ground is really rocky, you can hop ontop to rest. In peace.

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u/banlaka 10d ago

old meme

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u/AEnima-1 10d ago

Cleans better than ur bitch ass wife 2 I bet

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u/c0smiclol 10d ago edited 10d ago

It also cleans you but it cleans you so much that you just died

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u/oily76 10d ago

Looks like a Fray Bentos pie tin to me, open it and never feel hungry again.

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u/folko1 10d ago

It said wrong answers only.

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u/ExSepulcro 10d ago

It's called party in a box, pull it and legs start flying around it

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u/The_Nerd_Sweeper 10d ago

Well no but actually yes*

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u/Shurikin135 10d ago

Doomba

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r/ComedyHomicide

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u/Podomus 10d ago

Oh wow lol

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u/Meme_Dood 10d ago

Even gives it a nice, red paint job!

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u/Chuunibyoumaru 10d ago

An easy-open can

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u/bunsNbrews 10d ago

I mean it’s from a wrong answers only thread. The additional pirate meme is dumb af.

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u/VixMo255 10d ago

Yeah dude it’s a roomba

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u/Robicek_420-69 10d ago

i thougt it was 80,s alarm clock

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u/thedarkprins 10d ago

repost

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u/ajc061962 10d ago

An ancient tuna can from the Roman era

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u/JayFlexMR 9d ago

Old school frisbee. Pull the pin and toss to your friends. You'll have a blast.

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u/klugeizroot 9d ago

That's not a roomba... it's obviously a much sought after can of Forbidden Tuna.

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u/Superkal004 6d ago

I would take the roomba and blow up Russia jk