Im gonna go cash in on this right now!

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u/Egad86 10d ago

If you’re going to be a thief, at least steal from a better quality store than Walmart

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u/TwentyOneScooters 10d ago

How is it being a thief? He just said they’re giving it out for free if you can out run security.

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

They're saying that if you steal the supplies and outrun security you get it for free

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u/TwentyOneScooters 10d ago

No they just said Walmart is giving it for free

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

Ok it's definitely appropriate time for an r/woooosh

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u/BlahKVBlah 10d ago

Yes. Yes, it is. Here, have one: r/woooosh

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

Thanks (:

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u/Boberoo2 Technically Flair 9d ago

Welcome

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u/TwentyOneScooters 10d ago

But why if he said Walmart is giving it for free

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

Please tell me you're kidding. If you steal something and outrun security your are getting it for FREE

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u/TwentyOneScooters 10d ago

No but he said Walmart is giving it for free. The catch is that you have to outrun security

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

How old are you cuz I am genuinely concerned for your future

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u/TwentyOneScooters 10d ago

Dude it’s not a hard concept. Walmart is having a promotion that school supplies are free if you outrun security. It’s not a hard concept

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u/TwentyOneScooters 10d ago

Ohhh i get it now. They’re free UNTIL security catches you. Then you have to pay. Like a weird game of tag.

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u/22opferj 10d ago

I’m concerned for you that you can’t figure out that Walmart is giving them away for free

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u/Mach10Pidgeon 10d ago

i cannot tell who is being wooshed rn or if u both kinda confused

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u/online_jesus_fukers 10d ago

It's not stealing, it's walmart doing their part to combat childhood obesity in a fun creative manner.

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u/Nickosaurus-Rex 10d ago

I think youre getting wooshed here

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

I think I am getting wooooshed here

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u/TheSmokingLamp 10d ago

Yes you are. And the fact you couldn’t see you’re being taken for a ride is concerning

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

I don't think so

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u/22opferj 10d ago

You are literally the one who got whooshed

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

Just like 30 minutes late it's ok tho

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u/22opferj 10d ago

Ok? You still got whoooshed

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u/millerlite95 10d ago

wooooshed*

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u/22opferj 10d ago

Ya, I’m not gonna argue with someone like you

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u/contempboi 10d ago

It never said to take anything and run, it just said outrun. So just outrun them. Since you wanna play it this way lol.

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u/Pawn_captures_Queen 10d ago

Woah slow down there partner. Why steal for a quality store that more than likely treats in employees better? I don't advocate theft, but what Walmart does to their employees, and small towns for that matter like mine, is fucking theft. Fuck Walmart for shutting down half the small businesses in my city. They legit went into my friends business and told them if they tried to compete price wise they would drop their prices so low they'd be done in a year. This was early late 80s early 90s. I will run defense for shop lifters given the opportunity at Walmart.

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u/Thoarxius 10d ago edited 10d ago

Free Ar-15s! Nice!

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u/PeppaPig227 10d ago

u/not_at_ALT , congrats on being the 50th person to repost this shitty tweet this week!

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u/not_at_ALT 10d ago

oh sorry its actually my first time seeing the image.. will be more careful next time

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u/zyn233 9d ago

Why are you being downvoted for saying it's your first time seeing the image? Am I missing something or do people get offended by that?

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u/smp501 10d ago

They also give away $900 worth in California to anyone.

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u/jameZsp0ng3y 10d ago

Thought it was going to be about school shootings

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u/Dankmaster619 10d ago

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u/BlahKVBlah 10d ago

I like his rifle icon. I can't tell what characters those are, but it's fancy!

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/BlahKVBlah 10d ago

I know those generic details, but unicode has expanded to a HUUUUGE list of characters, and sometimes people cheat a little by adjusting the kerning or using non-unicode characters. It's quite a goose-chase figuring out a random bit of ascii art.

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u/octosquid11 10d ago

I really want to know how to make it just so I can have it

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u/Roflkopt3r 10d ago

ひ is the Japanese character reading "hi".

𓅓 is an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph.

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u/aayu2417 10d ago

You know what the supplies are in US....

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u/piekay 10d ago

German here. Where do I find a Walmart?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WalMart_international_locations.svg

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u/re4main 9d ago

You can find Walmart from Walmarts parking area

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u/TacticalSystem 10d ago

The $45 reward is worth the lifetime criminal risk?

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u/freezerbreezer 10d ago

Can any Americans confirm this. I have been told that teachers in US have to buy supplies from their own salaries. Is it true?

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u/LordGalen 10d ago

In theory and on paper, no. Teachers have a budget for buying supplies.

In reality, 100% yes. That budget doesn't cover shit.

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u/canhasdiy 10d ago

Got to make sure those administrator salaries are covered first

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u/Destiny56080 10d ago

I didn’t know Walmart sold guns

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u/jasdjensen 10d ago

/r/trashy

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u/Its_all_green 10d ago

Yeah for a while while now

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u/Zachary-0w0 10d ago

wow

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u/accuracy_frosty 10d ago

Unless you are in San Francisco where you have an $800 coupon

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 10d ago

I didn’t know what’s going on...

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u/S0mekid123 10d ago

Did not no walmart sold guns

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u/Insterquiliniis 10d ago

is it my turn to post this tomorrow?

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u/TheChosenFives_ 10d ago

Why outrun the security when can use those supplies ti buy more time?

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u/John_milk 10d ago

not only walmart

trust me, I tried

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u/Agentti_Muumi 10d ago

that ascii gun doesnt help

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u/JDubs234 10d ago

Stealing from Walmart is legit easier than you’d think I used to work there and people would set off the security alarm and look right guilty. Every single one was sent through without so much as a glance at their receipts

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u/Whale_bird_37 10d ago

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u/Whale_bird_37 10d ago

while u havent cashed in on this, you sure have stolen this post!

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u/zeldafan2128 9d ago

if you can't outrun them you get a free ride in a police car

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u/Xx_Rick_Rolled_xX 9d ago

Not just free school supplies, but everything for free

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u/BabyShark811 9d ago

So that’s why I see so many obese shoppers.

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u/MonstrousLean 9d ago

😤 I heard the same is on at Nordstrom.

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u/Eastern-Resolution15 9d ago

Thats not technically true. Walmart isnt "giving". It would be technically true if it said "school supplies at walmart will be free if you can out run security "

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u/CdnRageBear 10d ago

I'm pretty sure Walmart is run by robots now, I haven't seen an employee inside a Walmart since 2016.

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u/whataball 10d ago

Technically true in the state of California because police can't arrest anyone if the theft is less than $950.

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u/ERROR_CODE_2121yt 10d ago

its so true lol

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u/Shredder2012 10d ago

This is too funny

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u/ApprehensivePick2989 9d ago

With video surveillance being a thing, this isn’t actually the truth.