r/technicallythetruth • u/Carlo-A-Cuban-Crab • 10d ago

Liquid is a state. Just not of America. TTT approved

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u/SoDakZak 10d ago

Misery

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u/showmememespls 10d ago

It's called "Missouri"

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u/SoDakZak 10d ago

Why is their tourism slogan not “Missouri loves company”

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u/No_Mine5822 10d ago

I live in missouri, and I admit we have failed the country by not having that as our slogan

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u/MustacheKid 10d ago

I live in missouri, and I admit we have failed the country by not having that as our slogan

I'm also from Missouri. Fixed it for you

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/EggotheKilljoy 10d ago

I live in missouri, and I admit we have failed the country by not having that as our slogan

Chiming in on the being from Missouri train. I fixed this line once again

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u/Capable_Departure_46 10d ago

at least our weather is ni- oh... wait nope nevermind

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u/antsindapants 10d ago

I just moved back to Missouri, and this whole thread encapsulates my feelings.

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u/AtomicKittenz 10d ago

I. Am. In. Missouri.

There ain't nobody who can comfort me, oh-yeah

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u/scarlet-umbrella 10d ago

as a missourian, welcome back but im so sorry that you had to return to here

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u/oneuponzero 10d ago

That’s their pro-business slogan.

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u/Axelpanic 10d ago

I’m still waiting for a company called “frustrated INC.”

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u/_Grim-Reaper 10d ago

No, he got it right -from a Missourian

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u/LimeSenior 10d ago

It's the same thing

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u/RedAndBlackMartyr 10d ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

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u/IRemoved 9d ago

Wyoming doesn’t exist

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u/dethmstr 10d ago

Depression

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u/probablyuntrue 10d ago

I was gonna say Ohio but yea, same thing

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u/Icecreamcookie- 10d ago

Came here for this

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u/mikiememer 10d ago

Me too.

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u/CoysDave 10d ago

New Jersey, Mississippi, and Oregon out here like wtf

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u/-johnny-quid- 10d ago

New York, Connecticut, Vermont, Tennessee,

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u/Dr4gW0lf 10d ago

New Mexico as well

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u/Adanta47 10d ago

Don't forget illinois

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u/meme2lol 10d ago

Wyoming

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u/just_some_feller 10d ago

Missouri. Also pronounced misery. Which is relative to depression. Came full circle with this one.

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u/Wooden_Door1 10d ago

Wisconsin

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u/BlazeFoxN30 10d ago

And Kentucky

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u/FortunatelyLethal 10d ago

Kentucky

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u/Relevant_Purchase935 10d ago

Wisconsin

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u/TheOfficialWario 10d ago

Missouri

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u/Jarhae 10d ago

Illinois

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u/WhodaHellRU 10d ago

This entire thread reminds me of this Family Guy episode

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 10d ago

You misspelled Misery

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u/Dumb_Inquisitor 10d ago

Alabama.. oh wait i think I’m doing this wrong

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u/No_Plankton_647 10d ago

No, you are doing it right. Alabama has three a's. Not an a.

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u/MrCubFan415 10d ago

Actually, Alabama has four a's

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u/Wendy28J 10d ago

To be fair, it's hard to notice the A's in Alabama because of all the K's that are there...... KKK's to be precise.

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u/FortunatelyLethal 10d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/_g550_ 10d ago

Confusion

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u/motorcyclejoe 10d ago

In Ohio, can confirm. They're the same picture.

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u/GabeRaptorE 10d ago

I can back him up

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u/SomeBoredAvatarFan 10d ago

i’ll back him up as well, theres really nothing to do but be depressed

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u/BuffaloFrend 10d ago

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

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u/Delphina34 10d ago

“So your name is Ohio?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“It’s where I was conceived.”

“If I was named after the state in which I was conceived, I’d be called ‘self pity and inebriation.’”

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u/willymacdilly 10d ago

Tennessee, Vermont, New York, Connecticut, Wisconsin...

Bro shoulda posted the liquid comment on r/puns or r/dadjokes

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u/possible_name 10d ago

and new jersey, no one seems to mention new jersey

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u/Earlybirdsgetworms 10d ago

Also from Ohio and I originally read this as “Post a state without saying it’s name” like it was one of those “tell me you’re from Ohio without saying you’re from Ohio” kind of things. Read the top comment. Agreed immediately. Then actually re-read the original post and comprehended everything.

All still true.

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u/Goonjar_ 10d ago

Florid

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u/YuukiSakaii5613 10d ago

I love florid. Way better than florida

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u/FelixzeBear 10d ago

Florid>Florida

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u/Ponguin66 10d ago

Florid good

Florida goodn't

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u/the-dogsox 10d ago

Wyoming ?

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u/Mokicooper_1 10d ago

Ohio?

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u/Peterminat 10d ago

New York?!

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u/MarioLuigi13579 10d ago

Wisconsin?!

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u/MicahSlash 10d ago

New mexico

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u/bbildo 10d ago

Name a state without an a-hole.

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u/grimytimes 10d ago

I can't

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u/kris5722 10d ago

Data not found

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u/PainfulPeanutBlender 10d ago

Whoa slow down friend, there’s a NEW Mexico?

  • Mr. Burns

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u/dzrtguy 10d ago

It's right next to old foundland.

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u/vitaestbona1 10d ago

Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Mississippi Missouri New Jersey New Mexico New York Ohio Oregon Tennessee Vermont Wisconsin Wyoming

14/50 don't have an "a"..

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u/freezer2k2 10d ago

I guess you won. Well done!

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u/yottalogical 10d ago
  • Connecticut
  • Illinois
  • Kentucky
  • Mississippi
  • Missouri
  • New Jersey
  • New Mexico
  • New York
  • Ohio
  • Oregon
  • Tennessee
  • Vermont
  • Wisconsin
  • Wyoming

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u/Diligent_Bag_9323 10d ago

So 14/50 if that’s a complete list. That’s a stupidly east test in the first place.

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u/aclashofthings 10d ago

It's just a ploy to get people to comment/like/share

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u/VanJosh 10d ago

Doesn't count. State has to exist.

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u/KristenBoy 10d ago

Does New York count

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u/ToFurkie 10d ago

As I go down the thread of states without "A" and start putting A's in them. It's legit making me laugh pretty hard

New Yark

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u/cjoneill89 10d ago

New Jersey

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u/SandalDeSeagull 10d ago

Illinois?

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u/Jimid41 10d ago

Is that a question?

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u/KathyBatesLoofah 10d ago

Isn’t real

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u/coconut-duck-chicken 10d ago

That would work it Wyoming was real

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u/vxkram 10d ago

delhi

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u/durpypig17 10d ago

Solid

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u/Nincomsoup 10d ago

G*s

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Technically Flair 10d ago

Gus?

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u/thatguydotjava 10d ago

Did u just, rick rolled me?

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Technically Flair 10d ago

Did you just click on my profile?

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u/thatguydotjava 10d ago

I did and now I regret that

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Technically Flair 10d ago

Lol you should

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u/roppis1 10d ago

Why do you go to random people's profiles?

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u/SconiGrower 10d ago

No, gis.

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u/Coviid 10d ago

It's says STATE not SNAKE

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u/_Grim-Reaper 10d ago

Missouri Mississippi Vermont New York New Jersey Ohio Illinois Kentucky Tennessee

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 10d ago

New Mexico Wyoming Connecticut Wisconsin Oregon

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u/variable_dissonance 10d ago

Cries in Connecticut

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u/Mustakrakish_Awaken 10d ago

they got 2 of the states that border connecticut, too

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u/GeneralDisorder 10d ago 
% grep -vi a list_of_us_states.txt 
Connecticut
Illinois
Kentucky
Mississippi
Missouri
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
Ohio
Oregon
Tennessee
Vermont
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Because fuck trying to do it manually...

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u/ahhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhh 10d ago

Noice

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u/GeneralDisorder 10d ago

It was harder to make it display properly in a reddit post than it was to actually accomplish. I was thinking I could maybe use tr to make it comma separated or something. But I'm pretty bad with tr and most other forms of regex.

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u/guerillabear 10d ago

I know we pronounce it as wiscANsin but if you look closely it's actually wiscOnsin

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u/Singes 10d ago

But how does it rhyme with mansion then?

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u/guerillabear 10d ago

Midwest accent magic?

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u/gotwooooshed 10d ago

T pain, the master lyricist

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u/_Grim-Reaper 10d ago

I can only remember so many states 😂🤣

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u/Pleasant_skeleton2 10d ago

I have only ever pronounced it that as a joke. Is that a joke or do people actually say that? I should probably know this since I live here.

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u/guerillabear 10d ago

It's hard to hear until you're not surrounded by people with the same accent. The nasaly stereotype is accurate though

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u/Aeone3 10d ago

I do not know a single person within this state that actually pronounces it that way

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u/Adequately-Average 10d ago

New Mexico: Am I a joke to you?

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u/barrybulsara 10d ago

Bless those Reddit users still replying with honest attempts at an answer over 3 hours later.

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u/SmallWindmill 10d ago

Especially when the background of the image has states names without A's in it, lmao

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u/chaser676 10d ago

Especially bless the ones who are actually posting states with A's in them

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u/OGAutismo 10d ago

Crippling depression?!?

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u/_Grim-Reaper 10d ago

Be positive they say. I'm positive I'm depressed

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u/Jaymastudd01 10d ago

There’s lots of liquid in Oregon.

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u/ColMust4rd 10d ago

And A LOT of gas

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u/Mcchew 10d ago

I wish we had just a little more...

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u/Spacers__Choice 10d ago

Alabama.

Doesn't have an A, it has 3

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u/Findict 10d ago

It actually has only one A. It has 3 times an a though.

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u/BisaPlays 10d ago

ALABAMA

There you go, I fixed it

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u/GGinNC 10d ago

Guessing you learned Alabama math?

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u/BigWiggly94 10d ago

Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Tennessee, new Mexico. I think thats it, but i can't remember all states off the top of my head. Edit: Wyoming doesn't exist so don't even try.

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u/FCS_ 10d ago

Wisconsin as well

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u/taco_truck_wednesday 10d ago

Vermont and Oregon

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u/EmpValentine 10d ago

Illinois

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u/Isteppedinpoopy 10d ago

Confusion

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u/sbrevolution5 10d ago

I mean Illinois is right there in between the text……

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u/GavRhino 10d ago

Jokes aside- this is pretty easy? Mississippi, Tennessee, New York, New Mexico, New Jersey, Illinois, and Ohio to name just a few.....

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u/Capn-Fail 10d ago edited 10d ago

Don't forget Rhode Island & Oregon

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u/BiroAceDragon 10d ago

Rhode islAnd

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u/Capn-Fail 10d ago

I don't know how I blanked on that.

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u/Chit569 10d ago

Uhhh...

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u/Ok-Village-8386 10d ago

Illinois?

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u/skiesarelight 10d ago edited 10d ago

Illinois

Wisconsin

Ohio

Vermont

Shit: New Hampshire

Connecticut

New York

Oregon

New Mexico

Mississippi

Tennessee

Kentucky

New Jersey

Wyoming

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u/X_ElleEm2007_X 10d ago

New York, Connecticut ,Illinois ,Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, New Jersey.

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u/hobowithadegree 10d ago

Pf leave some options for the rest of us

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u/theinetrugod 10d ago

tennessee

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u/Affectionate-Ear9400 10d ago

vermont ohio oregon new mexico conneticut new york new jersey wisconsin illinois

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u/thatguy7284 10d ago

Oregon intensifies

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u/Suspicious-Form4444 10d ago

dark theme pls

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u/Saintsauron 10d ago

Mississippi New Jersey Florid

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u/Robodeadpool2015 10d ago

Solid state

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u/Azgabeth 10d ago

The great state of texas