There is no physical human way to disagree(sadly)

[u/somedutchmoron]

[u/the-dogsox]

Less likely, but not impossible, depending on the avocado, and the validity of multiverse theory

[u/TrueTech0 → u/the-dogsox]

Which variant of that theory are you referring to?

[u/the-dogsox → u/TrueTech0]

The ‘avocado is a camera’ variant

[u/TrueTech0 → u/the-dogsox]

Good choice

[u/NightRaven1122 → u/the-dogsox]

No you can’t film with an avocado you’re objectively wrong and should feel ashamed of yourself

[u/ProCrafters → u/NightRaven1122]

Idk man my avocado records at 300fps 210hertz 8k. I mean not as good as good as the one used for the video but mine isn't half bad

[u/Venad0 → u/NightRaven1122]

Matter isn't created or destroyed, only transformed. An avocado is made from all, and all is made from avocado, cameras included.

[u/Ok-Jump-1349 → u/Venad0]

everything in the universe is either an avocado or not an avocado

[u/Nand-X → u/Ok-Jump-1349]

-Leonardo Da Nietzche

[u/pgndu → u/NightRaven1122]

If I can take footage with apple there's a good chance an avocado can too

[u/johnthestarr]

Anyone got a link to this “greatest holup?” Just need to verify the lack of avocados

[u/somedutchmoron → u/johnthestarr]

I am extremely sorry but I don't remember what it was

[u/somedutchmoron → u/somedutchmoron]

Nvm got it

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/p2ttv2/fast_and_furious/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[u/johnthestarr → u/somedutchmoron]

I didn’t expect that to live up to expectations, but it exceeded them

[u/ItsProTimeBro]

...yet

[u/NightRaven1122]

Actually it’s impossible to film with an avocado so technically he’s wrong, it’s not less likely it’s impossible

[u/somedutchmoron → u/NightRaven1122]

Hey this isn't how you are supposed to play this game

[u/NightRaven1122 → u/somedutchmoron]

I make the rules now 🙂

[u/somedutchmoron → u/NightRaven1122]

I guess I'll go fuck myself then(if I could)

[u/NightRaven1122 → u/somedutchmoron]

I’d probably go fuck myself too if I could

[u/somedutchmoron → u/NightRaven1122]

Dick too short or female

Or erectile dysfunction

[u/NightRaven1122 → u/somedutchmoron]

Too short is a funny way to say it cause it sounds like my penis is small if I can’t fuck myself in the ass but you’d have to have a very large penis to do so tbh and would have to be a flexible dick but yes too small :( lol

[u/somedutchmoron → u/NightRaven1122]

Just imagine, getting your dick in your ass and getting hard only to squeeze your balls between your dick and body and getting more force in your ass which makes you even harder until you slice your body in half due to the force of your dick getting harder and harder

[u/Farabel → u/somedutchmoron]

Dude just go visit that one sub, has links on how to do it safe and all.

Edit: r/selffuck, there we go.

[u/Legendary-puppy → u/NightRaven1122]

Impossible is still less likely though

[u/NightRaven1122 → u/Legendary-puppy]

Impossible is a more clear practical way of saying it tho, checkmate

[u/InformalMarch]

If Canon made a new line of cameras and called it the Avocado line, this would be possible.

[u/alexanderhameowlton]

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/u/kahn_noble

This is one of the greatest holups I've ever seen. How the hell did you get this footage?

/u/ThirteenGoblins

Most likely with a camera. It's less likely that he used an avocado.

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[u/Laughingbag]

He course have used an avocado camera

Big brain

[u/VaughnanB]

What if there was a type of phone called an avocado?

[u/DieWoelfe]

He could have used an X-ray though

[u/Nadianeko4677]

Nice jajaja

[u/EelPasta]

I mean, he’s not wrong

[u/somedutchmoron → u/EelPasta]

That's why it is on r/technicallythetruth