r/technology • u/geoxol • Jan 13 '23 • Bravo! 1 Helpful (Pro) 1

Apple CEO Tim Cook to take more than 40% pay cut Business

https://apnews.com/article/technology-apple-inc-tim-cook-business-d056553b10120c4a968b562cb7ece5d2
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u/dynamojoe Jan 13 '23

wet cat shit

you mean iFertilizer?

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u/SmokelessSubpoena Jan 13 '23

Now with less features, but a cool Apple Image is on the shitbags, so the added costs will require a 20% increase in cost, again, no new features, but to keep up with society, you'll need to buy the NEW iFertilizer

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u/SuburbanHell Jan 13 '23

proprietary shitbags

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u/Coders32 Jan 13 '23

Introducing the second generation of the ifertilizer, with features like dry, white, and crumbly. I’d now like to take a moment to talk about the environmental impact of our products. Due to the decreased weight of dry cat shit, we can now ship twice the amount of cat shit for half the emissions!