r/technology • u/geoxol • Jan 13 '23 • Helpful (Pro) 1 Bravo! 1

Apple CEO Tim Cook to take more than 40% pay cut Business

https://apnews.com/article/technology-apple-inc-tim-cook-business-d056553b10120c4a968b562cb7ece5d2
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u/ToothlessGrandma Jan 13 '23

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

These are not the doors of a billionaire

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u/SomePunIntended Jan 13 '23

Not like this!

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u/DantifA Jan 14 '23

I have doors that open like this

➡️⬅️➡️⬅️

not like this

↖️↘️↙️↗️

or this

↩️↪️↩️↪️

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

“But seriously no more beheadings, I’m just fucking with you, Russ Hannneman.”

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u/the_darkener Jan 14 '23

Cues Crazy town

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

I still laugh about him getting rid of a car worth a few hundreds thousands because he was JUST worth 987 millions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

"RADIO ON THE INTERNET!" Yeah he was a crazy man but one of the funniest of the entire series. Sucks that it ended.

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

"I am sued by 3 of them and one for no reason."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

lmao! oh man, remember the bottle of tequila deleting shit? "oh, sorry about that"

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

Haha yep. What up Al Qaeda!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

lmao exactly! Those one liners were too much. I wonder if he'd get a spinoff series, ehrlich was may dawg but Jarred was a goat.

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

Jared was my favorite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Him talking German in his sleep was nuts lol

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u/RabidGuineaPig007 Jan 13 '23

He's only Dos Commas.

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u/Fit-Mathematician192 Jan 13 '23

Poop in hallway appears

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u/Every_Complaint_7100 Jan 14 '23

Ugh I bet his doors don’t even go like this

gestures wing flaps

And have to close sideways like the rest of us

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u/Vprbite Jan 13 '23

You think yeeeaaawww wicked smaaaat with yeeeeaaaawwww gaaavin belson and yaaaa petaaah gregory?

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u/KazahanaPikachu Jan 13 '23

“I could spend my whole life good will hunting, the only good that’s gon come is this good when I’m cumming”

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u/Bacon_Hunter Jan 13 '23

I gotta say, that is a really dumb new attempt at a thing.

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u/nikoelnutto Jan 13 '23

ITS GONE META

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u/Alex_Albons_Appendix Jan 13 '23

Go watch Silicon Valley then come back to this thread

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u/Bacon_Hunter Jan 13 '23

Oh a show invented this new gimmick? Nah, pass.

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u/Alex_Albons_Appendix Jan 13 '23

🙄 the OP’s post was a quote from the show, not a gimmick or attempt at anything, it’s not that serious

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u/colourlessgreen Jan 13 '23

Good to know. Up next, the conversation every parent dreads: how to talk to your kids about the blockchain.

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u/kronik85 Jan 13 '23

What's the gimmick, as you understand it?

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u/idigclams Jan 13 '23

Why? This seems like EXACTLY what we should judge men by. Not the size of their truck, or the cost of their sports car, or the bluster of their rhetoric. Not how badass their tats are, or how angry they are at whatever. Just, "do you get laid?"

The hippie dude with the man bun is getting laid regularly, while the proud boy jerks off to revenge porn. Man bun wins!

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u/Geno0wl Jan 13 '23

how do you judge people with low libidos or happen to be outright asexuals?

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u/Lessthanzerofucks Jan 13 '23

Well, those people fuck the MOST. Metaphorically.

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u/JEWCEY Jan 13 '23

Relevant username

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u/mushroom369 Jan 13 '23

They are in the red

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u/Lessthanzerofucks Jan 13 '23

It’s actually about how the book “Less Than Zero” totally fucks. I liked it, anyway.

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u/JEWCEY Jan 14 '23

It still works with less than zero context

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u/ChiifChokah0 Jan 13 '23

Riight my gosh there’s so much shwag out there I almost feel bad for women :P

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u/ChiifChokah0 Jan 13 '23

This has been all of humanity for thousands of years. A culmination of you will

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u/MathMaddox Jan 14 '23

But only the janitor knows