r/technology • u/geoxol • Jan 13 '23 • Bravo! 1 Helpful (Pro) 1

Apple CEO Tim Cook to take more than 40% pay cut Business

https://apnews.com/article/technology-apple-inc-tim-cook-business-d056553b10120c4a968b562cb7ece5d2
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u/blueberrywine Jan 13 '23

Just gotta send in your resume

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u/Jak_n_Dax Jan 13 '23

That’s it?

Edit: guys it works! I’m rich now.

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u/Kotopause Jan 13 '23

Damn! Too bad I don’t have a resume.

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u/Charles_Whethers Jan 13 '23

Hit the "Pause" icon. It will show up once you do that.

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u/Breathoflife727 Jan 13 '23

This took me too long to get. Take my upvote

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u/Nanahamak Jan 13 '23

Why didn't we go to resume college. Dang it!

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u/chiliedogg Jan 13 '23

I'll write one for you. I'll only charge 50 million dollars, and maybe WOTC it in 20 years and demand 25% of everything you ever made after receiving the resume.

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u/Kotopause Jan 13 '23

Deal, but you guarantee that I’ll make at least 100 mil a year right after the resume is provided.

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u/chiliedogg Jan 13 '23

How about I make the guarantee for a billion a year, backed by the assets of an LLC founded specifically for the purpose.

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u/Exelbirth Jan 13 '23

Just draft one up quick. Write down "qualifications: expert in not getting in the way of board decisions; avoid public spectacles that reflect poorly on company." You are now way more valuable than, say, Elon Musk.

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u/ckal9 Jan 13 '23

That was fast how did you do it

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u/Jak_n_Dax Jan 13 '23

Just got out my bootstraps and pulled real hard!

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u/ckal9 Jan 13 '23

Still waiting for mine to trickle down!

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u/Hiding_in_the_Shower Jan 13 '23

He sent out his resume

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u/burns_after_reading Jan 13 '23

The person reading your resume has to be your dad though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Just wait until an AI replaces CEO’s. Or management positions. Can’t wait for that pearl clutching.

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u/fighterpilotace1 Jan 13 '23

Wall Street hates this one trick!

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u/Franky_Tops Jan 13 '23

Don't forget that firm handshake

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u/greenroom628 Jan 13 '23

and looking at 'em square in the eye

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u/eriksrx Jan 13 '23

Don't forget to wear a suit, polish your shoes and comb your hair. And the most important part -- big smile! According to my parents that's all it took in the motherfucking 70s.

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u/lucklesspedestrian Jan 13 '23

The preferred candidate will have at least 5 years experience as CEO

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u/ruckusgrass Jan 13 '23

Easy Apply on LinkedIn