r/technology • u/geoxol • Jan 13 '23

Apple CEO Tim Cook to take more than 40% pay cut Business

https://apnews.com/article/technology-apple-inc-tim-cook-business-d056553b10120c4a968b562cb7ece5d2
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u/CedarBuffalo Jan 13 '23

Well. How do you like Tim Apples?

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u/Fitbot5000 Jan 13 '23

Is this the Silicon Valley / Good Will Hunting crossover I’ve been waiting for?

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u/ToothlessGrandma Jan 13 '23

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

These are not the doors of a billionaire

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u/SomePunIntended Jan 13 '23

Not like this!

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u/DantifA Jan 14 '23

I have doors that open like this

➡️⬅️➡️⬅️

not like this

↖️↘️↙️↗️

or this

↩️↪️↩️↪️

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

“But seriously no more beheadings, I’m just fucking with you, Russ Hannneman.”

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u/the_darkener Jan 14 '23

Cues Crazy town

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

I still laugh about him getting rid of a car worth a few hundreds thousands because he was JUST worth 987 millions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

"RADIO ON THE INTERNET!" Yeah he was a crazy man but one of the funniest of the entire series. Sucks that it ended.

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

"I am sued by 3 of them and one for no reason."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

lmao! oh man, remember the bottle of tequila deleting shit? "oh, sorry about that"

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

Haha yep. What up Al Qaeda!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

lmao exactly! Those one liners were too much. I wonder if he'd get a spinoff series, ehrlich was may dawg but Jarred was a goat.

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u/General_Asleep Jan 14 '23

Jared was my favorite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Him talking German in his sleep was nuts lol

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