r/terriblefacebookmemes Nov 29 '22

I hate these list ones in particular. I can remember when the list used to be only 8 names, now they try to cram as many as possible.

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u/QualityVote Nov 29 '22

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u/crate_of_cheeses Nov 29 '22

Santa has mixed feelings about Emma

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 29 '22

Cause Emma knows when to be naughty, and when to be nice

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u/Cyno_Mahamatra Nov 30 '22

One Emma is an evil twin

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u/TheZoomba Nov 30 '22

Emma knows 20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/noahthegreat Nov 30 '22

She belongs on the naughty list for sure

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u/Melodic-Hunter2471 Nov 30 '22

Santa has been drinking. He put Karen on the nice side…

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u/s7ormrtx Nov 30 '22

Thanks for the chuckle stranger

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u/beefymcmoist Nov 30 '22

Inside every woman is two Emmas...

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u/crate_of_cheeses Nov 30 '22

The nice Emma, and the fun Emma

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u/doubleslashTNTz Nov 30 '22

emma skip your house lmao gottem

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u/throwawaffleaway Nov 29 '22

Does mrs claus know Santa is thinking about dozens of young girls and women CONSTANTLY

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

She knows, she was the top of the naughty list

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u/throwawaffleaway Nov 30 '22

Can anyone confirm that mrs claus is canonically named Lauren 😂😂😂

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u/ChaseDeV88 Nov 30 '22

She’s named Jessica in Santa Claus is coming to town.

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u/Beldin448 Nov 30 '22

That is indeed the source of Santa canon And that means she’s also on the naughty list

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u/TornSuit Nov 30 '22

Pimp Santa

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u/SauceMaster6464 Nov 30 '22

Well, he also thinks of young boys and men, so it evens out

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u/S1DEWAYS_ Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

Wait Karen is on the nice list?

Edit: a moment of silence for all my perfectly normal and kind people named Karen out there

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u/FrenchRoastBeans Nov 29 '22

I have a very nice aunt named Karen and I really hate that name being such a meme :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

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u/Sco11McPot Nov 30 '22

I'm going to start giving Karen's free shit. It'll turn around for ya ☺️

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

My cash app is on my profile 😅

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u/Distaff_Pope Nov 30 '22

Did you perhaps wish that on a monkey's paw?

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u/DertHorsBoi Nov 30 '22

You should of been specific with your genie

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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 Nov 30 '22

same her. my daughter's name is Karen.

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u/deaddlikelatin Nov 29 '22

My very first thought

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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

yes his list must be old as shit when Karen was an actual name not a derogatory comment at a person based on there actions.

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u/snartastic Nov 30 '22

This might be surprising but there are still people named Karen lol

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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 Nov 30 '22

yes my daughter who is 23 name is Karen.

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u/GraveSlayer726 Nov 30 '22

No no the internet said Karen ba d Karen not name anymore

If you see a Karen ruthlessly eat them (they wan to the manager)

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u/sono7975 Nov 29 '22

Boomers still think the names from 50s have the same meaning today.

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u/Twayblades Nov 30 '22

My name is Karen and I always treat people the way I would want to be treated. I am becoming tired of the meme too.

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u/MineralwasTaken Nov 30 '22

Its karen from spongebob duh

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u/Wiffleboy1 Nov 29 '22

So what happens to the people whose names are not on the list? Do they get a neutral or practical gift like napkins or toilet paper??

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u/c0n22 Nov 29 '22

No they get socks, a new pair of Jeans, a puzzle, and a 20 dollar card to firehouse subs

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u/SavingsCheck7978 Nov 30 '22

Fuck yeah man, I love Firehouse, my kids can take the puzzle.

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u/GWS_REVENGE Nov 29 '22

They disappear. Wait is my na-

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u/asawyer2010 Nov 30 '22

Mr Claus, I don't feel so good.

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u/Betty__B Nov 30 '22

I've searched these names on Pornhub and found out that they all are pretty naughty

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Depends what you consider good vs naughty

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u/Aimlean Nov 29 '22

I feel like not being on the list would hurt more than being on the naughty list

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Ho ho ho, you're not even worth my time!

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u/BigMcSad Nov 29 '22

And my name still isn't on there

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u/stardustmz Nov 29 '22

Mine probably never will be and I'm OK with that. These memes are very low effort.

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase Nov 30 '22

Bort?

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u/theofficehussy Nov 30 '22

My son is also named Bort!

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

He's still deciding where to put you

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u/dizzira_blackrose Nov 30 '22

Neither my deadname or my chosen name will ever be on these

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u/Not_Goatman Nov 30 '22

Same. Honestly surprised since it’s a super common name

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u/ComfyCat1312 Nov 30 '22

Needed to take it of for all the Emma's

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u/user1joja Nov 30 '22

Why are only female names on this list?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

men are unworthy of facebook santas judgement

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u/dontfactcheckthis Nov 29 '22

Like Gemma's nice. Yeah right

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u/the__pd Nov 30 '22

Bro fuck Gemma fr

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u/Pig_Of_Knowledge Nov 30 '22

where the fuck are the MEN

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Saint Nick doesn't swing that way

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u/KaosPryncess Nov 29 '22

I'm always on the naughty list 😉

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Oh no, something will have to be done about that

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

For those that are asking the idea behind it is to read the names and tag someone you know so you can say @Lisa look you're naughty lololol 🤣🤣🤣

They also do ones like who will be pregnant next year, etc.

I added this to the subreddit as I haven't seen one like this on here, and I just personally dislike facebook posts that are only about increasing traffic like the questions with obvious answers.

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u/theofficehussy Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

It seems to be having that effect here in the comments too

I always report those kinds of posts as spam or a phishing scam and block the page that posted it

If FB cared at all about content quality, they would make algorithms that automatically lower the visibility of shit like this and penalize pages that post it

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u/noahboi990 Nov 30 '22

god these names are so boring

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u/Furthur_slimeking Nov 30 '22

Looks like a sorority membership list.

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u/Tots2Hots Nov 30 '22

Why am I reading this in Mark Wahlberg's voice from the "white trash gf names" montage from Ted?

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u/Aggressive_Record818 Nov 29 '22

What wrong with this?

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 29 '22

For me, it's the fact that these lists have become ridiculously long to build traffic through people tagging their friends in the comments just because their name is on it.

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u/Solidsnakeerection Nov 30 '22

Why does it exist and why are the names where they are?

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u/snartastic Nov 30 '22

In my experience, these usually exist because it gets a bunch of people (notice they’re all common names) to be like OMG!! I’m on this list!! Or look emma!!! You’re on this list!! Which then gets a bunch of people to share it on Facebook and leads to some people “liking” the original page that posted it, usually either a business or radio station in my experience

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u/theofficehussy Nov 30 '22

All of these should be reported as spam or a phishing scam

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u/Goncalo_Silvas Nov 29 '22

What, my name’s Gonçalo how do I know if I was nice or naughty 😔

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

There's still time

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u/ShartresRais_ZX Nov 30 '22

you matter nothing to Santa 😈

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u/bigdaddyteacher Nov 30 '22

Looks about white

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u/fujicakes00 Nov 30 '22

I notice that these are no longer kids’ names but names of 40-50 year old women who use Facebook.

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u/Atlantabelle Nov 30 '22

My name is never on any lists

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Consider yourself lucky

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u/JustARandomUserNow Nov 29 '22

Someone’s on the naughty list

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u/Sk1pperprod Nov 30 '22

Im confused, what is this

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u/H2Bro_69 Nov 30 '22

Ah yes more arbitrary random “fun” Facebook posts.

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u/cobaltsniper50 Nov 30 '22

What does this even mean?

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u/Distro19 Nov 30 '22

I..... dont get it.

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u/Shinigam_i Nov 30 '22

I had no idea ‘Maisy’ was a name until now

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u/Maveragical Nov 30 '22

i feel like im missing the joke

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u/Chronos_Shekel Nov 30 '22

Emma gonna Giv'em snow globe

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u/bunnycandyO Nov 30 '22

What is this????

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u/Certain-Ad-3840 Nov 30 '22

“Could you make one with Mike in it?”

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u/switchboxstation Nov 30 '22

Where are the boy names?

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u/lancepatrolTM Nov 30 '22

wtf is this even supposed to mean lmao

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u/MightBeRedRiot Nov 30 '22

Confused someone explain

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u/FetusFighter2000 Nov 30 '22

When you’re name is weird as shit and not even registered as a name on your phone so it has a red line under it every time you type it so you’re not on any of those lists

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u/supersaiyan69goku Nov 30 '22

these lists are always just dumb but I will always be somewhat annoyed if my name is naughty/not on it.

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u/str8_angle Nov 30 '22

Is no-one going to mention the fact that there is not a single boy name.

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u/Jays_E Nov 30 '22

For those born between the years of 1952 and 1988

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

What is this supposed to mean

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u/the_chungle_man Nov 30 '22

I wholeheartedly disagree with this list

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u/s7ormrtx Nov 30 '22

I sincerely dont get it

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u/SoardOfMagnificent Nov 30 '22

Donna is that old waitress at the diner.

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u/_The_great_papyrus_ Nov 30 '22

I don't get the joke.

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u/TheMehBunny Nov 30 '22

I don't get it

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u/MsVindii Nov 30 '22

I never had to worry about these lol. My name is unusual enough that I can’t find it on anything unless personally made.

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u/StonedAf59 Nov 30 '22

Where the other 8 biliion people?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Lol the rest of us not even worthy to be on the list. We aren't even a blip on the radar. I'm okay with that. My question is why is it all females and what does he mean by naughty females?

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u/Electrickman Nov 30 '22

Guess men dont exist on either list

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u/AllanMcceiley Nov 30 '22

The holiday version of mambo no. 5

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u/__rum_ham__ Nov 30 '22

I guess Linda finally listened.

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u/billdoor69 Nov 30 '22

I see they moved Karen to the nice list after she talked to the manager.

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u/Mars_Bars69 Nov 30 '22

My name isn’t on there…does that mean I don’t exist according to Santa?

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u/charmorris4236 Nov 30 '22

Can someone explain this to me? Are these real people the list maker knows?

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

No, the intent is for facebook pages to post this to increase traffic because people tag friends in the comments.

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u/charmorris4236 Nov 30 '22

Ahh. Even dumber than I thought.

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u/DickInTheDryer Nov 30 '22

Sounds like someone made the naughty list

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u/aldenjameshall Nov 30 '22

Karen’s on the nice list? Something’s not right

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u/Silvahornge Nov 29 '22

OP is just mad that they are on the naughty list

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

I'm mad they copied my naughty list, name for name.

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u/Ok_Mushroom1764 Nov 29 '22

I am not in either list so I can just wing it, I guess!

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Throw caution to the wind!

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Nov 29 '22

I don’t see my name. I guess I am in the clear for now

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u/akikojenn Nov 30 '22

Both of my names are on the naughty list.

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Naughty x 2?

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u/ThoroughSix7 Nov 30 '22

Ain't NO WAY they put KAREN on the nice list

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Depends whether Santa agrees with the Karen's "values"

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u/Youryttyt Nov 30 '22

Who cares?

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Well, you could say that about anything...

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u/Youryttyt Nov 30 '22

It’s a list dude

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

I wouldn't take something I've said on a subreddit about memes too literal. It was an easy post.

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u/Youryttyt Nov 30 '22

I dunno man… you sounded pretty mad

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u/Coattail-Rider Nov 30 '22

How the fuck is Karen on the Nice List?

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u/StonksRat Nov 30 '22

Uh... you messed up the labels. Karen is on the wrong side.

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u/Firey1357 Nov 30 '22

No way Karen is on the nice list

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u/DCStoolie Nov 30 '22

Oh fuck my names not on it? What does this mean Santa? I NEED ANSWERS NICK!!!!

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u/the_way64 Nov 29 '22

what in the white woman

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u/GavinThe_Person Nov 30 '22

what in the late 30s/early 40s white woman

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

How come they never have Corrven :,(

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u/Mrchesthead Nov 29 '22

HAH, IM NICE

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Congratulations 🌟

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u/SlotherakOmega Nov 30 '22

*sees Karen’s name on nice list*

*TRIGGERED*

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Hmm, can see where Santa's ideology lies...

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u/MrMercury11 Nov 30 '22

My name is now Angela mhm.

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u/kamenriderracer Nov 30 '22

Well, my names not on the list. Guess I’m nuetral

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u/siissaa Nov 30 '22

What the hell why am I on the naughty list (Melissa)

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Come on Melissa, Father Christmas knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows what you did last summer...

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u/MercyofJupiter Nov 30 '22

My name is so generic and common, I have never not seen it on one of these until now. How will I know if I’ve been naughty or nice?

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Wait for List 2.0

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u/MercyofJupiter Nov 30 '22

I’ll wait for patch I guess

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u/dolphinitely Nov 30 '22

i’m on the naughty list ;(

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Oh no! :o

You'll have to change your ways

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u/craftygal1989 Nov 30 '22

Yet I still get a thrill when my name is on one!

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u/Doggyking2 Nov 30 '22

I'm not on there >:(

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u/mommylilmnstrhasasd Nov 30 '22

Never a Tabetha or even a Tabitha. Damn it!! It's like when your little and you go somewhere where they have like bike plates with names or stickers with names for you to personalize your shit, well sisters names are Hailey and Tiffany, me yeah SOL. Just venting, that's all I have to say about that. Fuckn bullshit lol

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u/pokelliex Nov 29 '22

My name isn’t even in there soo idk?

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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22

Oh no.

What's your name, date of birth, current address, and bank card details? Maybe we can help you out.

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u/pokelliex Nov 30 '22

Oh no just joking! Just wanted to see if you Actually do something. Hahaha sorry if I worried you or anything like that.

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u/CorgiNice2745 Nov 30 '22

Only people with feminine names are naughty

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u/Mr_rex_the_dog Nov 30 '22

Mad over names?

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u/NefariousnessStock79 Nov 30 '22

And as for Hitler, he is on the no redemption list.

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u/RockyTyrant Nov 30 '22

i saw these all the time.

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u/stiffgordons Nov 30 '22

He’s just piss tank and a pervert

And he’s not even very bright

You old wine eyed geriatric fart

You forgot me fucken bike!

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u/Shadowbroio Nov 30 '22

I'm surprised only one name overlapped but Nichole and Nichola is kinda just a technicality

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u/Squiggledog Nov 30 '22

Needs more JPEG.

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u/Botn1k Nov 30 '22

Also I think the image might be a little overshared, look at all that mold!

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u/smudgiepie Nov 30 '22

I hate these kinds of lists cause I always get tagged in them but they only have my nickname on them so it's like okay am I actually on this or nah?

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u/Longjumping-Hour-590 Nov 30 '22

hey! those are the names of my cousins!

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u/KingGamerlol Nov 30 '22

Why the fuck does he look so flabbergasted

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u/olivia687 Nov 30 '22

my name is always in these because it’s so common. im naughty and nice every year, plus going to be pregnant and get married every year. plus whatever else these people can come up with for a lazy shareable meme

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u/Prestigious-bish-17 Nov 30 '22

Welp, I guess I'm neither naughty or nice. My name isn't in any of the lists

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u/Capsule_CatYT Nov 30 '22

My name isn’t on any list.

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u/Therandomguyinred Nov 30 '22

Karen in nice. That explains a lot.

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u/KulturaOryniacka Nov 30 '22

I see no ,,Jack'' on the naughty side...

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u/MissKitty010 Nov 30 '22

Well I know I'm getting old when my name doesn't show up anymore.

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u/RicTheRuler16 Nov 30 '22

No People of Color names.

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u/LDM-365 Nov 30 '22

When your name is first on the naughty list….

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u/CaelosCZ Nov 30 '22

Oh , Coca Cola guy.

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u/Neserlando Nov 30 '22

Damn im not even on the list💀

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u/AttackHelicopterKin9 Nov 30 '22

I feel like this is probably some sort of attempt at phishing, but I can't figure out how it would work.

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u/TobiasDid Nov 30 '22

Emma is on both lists.

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u/blorbooo Nov 30 '22

boo womp I'm on the naughty list

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u/DertHorsBoi Nov 30 '22

I am neither naughty or nice…I’m a singularity

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u/GimmieJohnson Nov 30 '22

Mambo no. 69