r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/King_Caveman_ • Nov 29 '22
I hate these list ones in particular. I can remember when the list used to be only 8 names, now they try to cram as many as possible.
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u/crate_of_cheeses Nov 29 '22
Santa has mixed feelings about Emma
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u/throwawaffleaway Nov 29 '22
Does mrs claus know Santa is thinking about dozens of young girls and women CONSTANTLY
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
She knows, she was the top of the naughty list
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u/throwawaffleaway Nov 30 '22
Can anyone confirm that mrs claus is canonically named Lauren 😂😂😂
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u/ChaseDeV88 Nov 30 '22
She’s named Jessica in Santa Claus is coming to town.
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u/Beldin448 Nov 30 '22
That is indeed the source of Santa canon And that means she’s also on the naughty list
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u/S1DEWAYS_ Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 30 '22
Wait Karen is on the nice list?
Edit: a moment of silence for all my perfectly normal and kind people named Karen out there
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u/FrenchRoastBeans Nov 29 '22
I have a very nice aunt named Karen and I really hate that name being such a meme :(
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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22
yes his list must be old as shit when Karen was an actual name not a derogatory comment at a person based on there actions.
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u/snartastic Nov 30 '22
This might be surprising but there are still people named Karen lol
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u/GraveSlayer726 Nov 30 '22
No no the internet said Karen ba d Karen not name anymore
If you see a Karen ruthlessly eat them (they wan to the manager)
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u/Twayblades Nov 30 '22
My name is Karen and I always treat people the way I would want to be treated. I am becoming tired of the meme too.
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u/Wiffleboy1 Nov 29 '22
So what happens to the people whose names are not on the list? Do they get a neutral or practical gift like napkins or toilet paper??
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u/c0n22 Nov 29 '22
No they get socks, a new pair of Jeans, a puzzle, and a 20 dollar card to firehouse subs
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u/Betty__B Nov 30 '22
I've searched these names on Pornhub and found out that they all are pretty naughty
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u/Aimlean Nov 29 '22
I feel like not being on the list would hurt more than being on the naughty list
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u/BigMcSad Nov 29 '22
And my name still isn't on there
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u/stardustmz Nov 29 '22
Mine probably never will be and I'm OK with that. These memes are very low effort.
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
For those that are asking the idea behind it is to read the names and tag someone you know so you can say @Lisa look you're naughty lololol 🤣🤣🤣
They also do ones like who will be pregnant next year, etc.
I added this to the subreddit as I haven't seen one like this on here, and I just personally dislike facebook posts that are only about increasing traffic like the questions with obvious answers.
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u/theofficehussy Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22
It seems to be having that effect here in the comments too
I always report those kinds of posts as spam or a phishing scam and block the page that posted it
If FB cared at all about content quality, they would make algorithms that automatically lower the visibility of shit like this and penalize pages that post it
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u/Tots2Hots Nov 30 '22
Why am I reading this in Mark Wahlberg's voice from the "white trash gf names" montage from Ted?
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u/Aggressive_Record818 Nov 29 '22
What wrong with this?
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 29 '22
For me, it's the fact that these lists have become ridiculously long to build traffic through people tagging their friends in the comments just because their name is on it.
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u/Solidsnakeerection Nov 30 '22
Why does it exist and why are the names where they are?
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u/snartastic Nov 30 '22
In my experience, these usually exist because it gets a bunch of people (notice they’re all common names) to be like OMG!! I’m on this list!! Or look emma!!! You’re on this list!! Which then gets a bunch of people to share it on Facebook and leads to some people “liking” the original page that posted it, usually either a business or radio station in my experience
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u/fujicakes00 Nov 30 '22
I notice that these are no longer kids’ names but names of 40-50 year old women who use Facebook.
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u/FetusFighter2000 Nov 30 '22
When you’re name is weird as shit and not even registered as a name on your phone so it has a red line under it every time you type it so you’re not on any of those lists
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u/supersaiyan69goku Nov 30 '22
these lists are always just dumb but I will always be somewhat annoyed if my name is naughty/not on it.
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u/MsVindii Nov 30 '22
I never had to worry about these lol. My name is unusual enough that I can’t find it on anything unless personally made.
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Nov 30 '22
Lol the rest of us not even worthy to be on the list. We aren't even a blip on the radar. I'm okay with that. My question is why is it all females and what does he mean by naughty females?
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u/charmorris4236 Nov 30 '22
Can someone explain this to me? Are these real people the list maker knows?
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
No, the intent is for facebook pages to post this to increase traffic because people tag friends in the comments.
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u/Youryttyt Nov 30 '22
Who cares?
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
Well, you could say that about anything...
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u/Youryttyt Nov 30 '22
It’s a list dude
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
I wouldn't take something I've said on a subreddit about memes too literal. It was an easy post.
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u/DCStoolie Nov 30 '22
Oh fuck my names not on it? What does this mean Santa? I NEED ANSWERS NICK!!!!
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u/siissaa Nov 30 '22
What the hell why am I on the naughty list (Melissa)
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
Come on Melissa, Father Christmas knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows what you did last summer...
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u/MercyofJupiter Nov 30 '22
My name is so generic and common, I have never not seen it on one of these until now. How will I know if I’ve been naughty or nice?
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u/mommylilmnstrhasasd Nov 30 '22
Never a Tabetha or even a Tabitha. Damn it!! It's like when your little and you go somewhere where they have like bike plates with names or stickers with names for you to personalize your shit, well sisters names are Hailey and Tiffany, me yeah SOL. Just venting, that's all I have to say about that. Fuckn bullshit lol
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u/pokelliex Nov 29 '22
My name isn’t even in there soo idk?
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u/King_Caveman_ Nov 30 '22
Oh no.
What's your name, date of birth, current address, and bank card details? Maybe we can help you out.
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u/pokelliex Nov 30 '22
Oh no just joking! Just wanted to see if you Actually do something. Hahaha sorry if I worried you or anything like that.
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u/stiffgordons Nov 30 '22
He’s just piss tank and a pervert
And he’s not even very bright
You old wine eyed geriatric fart
You forgot me fucken bike!
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u/Shadowbroio Nov 30 '22
I'm surprised only one name overlapped but Nichole and Nichola is kinda just a technicality
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u/smudgiepie Nov 30 '22
I hate these kinds of lists cause I always get tagged in them but they only have my nickname on them so it's like okay am I actually on this or nah?
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u/olivia687 Nov 30 '22
my name is always in these because it’s so common. im naughty and nice every year, plus going to be pregnant and get married every year. plus whatever else these people can come up with for a lazy shareable meme
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u/Prestigious-bish-17 Nov 30 '22
Welp, I guess I'm neither naughty or nice. My name isn't in any of the lists
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u/AttackHelicopterKin9 Nov 30 '22
I feel like this is probably some sort of attempt at phishing, but I can't figure out how it would work.
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