r/titanfall Jun 18 '22 Silver 3 Wholesome 1

stinky weebs Meme

8.7k Upvotes

314

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

Haha jokes on you i dont have any women to deflect

175

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

you re deflecting them, you just can't tell

103

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

Can i redeem myself by playing scorch?

144

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22

wait hold on, you re going from 0 to 100 too fast, can you really handle all that pussy?

82

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

Bro i play scorch and ronin what does that make me

143

u/Devils_468 Jun 18 '22

You get men

23

u/CamoKing3601 I beleive in Scorch supremacy Jun 19 '22

hell yeah

71

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

god no please id rather be bitchless

83

u/SomthwingDiffewent Jun 18 '22

Your fate has been sealed.

71

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

A worthy sacrifice for papa scorch

33

u/kamenriderracer monarch sees FOOD Jun 19 '22

Turns camera around to see 6 extremely buff men in the corner shirtless “this is where the fun begins”

14

u/COLE-CREW Jun 19 '22

Was that an Anakin Skywalker quote

7

u/casual_xbox_addict Jun 19 '22

Not just the men.. But the [women and] children too!

6

u/The_Blue_DmR Warcrime Connoisseur Jun 19 '22

NICE!

31

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22

bitchless yet bitchfull, that's the first time im seeing this.

4

u/Wonderful-Disk-6304 Jun 19 '22

I too am a Scorhin player

8

u/abca98 Pulse Blade+Battery Back-up+ Vortex Shield Jun 19 '22

A sigma male?

5

u/Butt_Putnam Jun 19 '22

Sugma grindset

4

u/Crazy_CAR27 Jun 19 '22

What if I main both Scorch and Ronin, do they just cancel each other?

-6

u/Vibechecker68 Jun 18 '22

Legion mains get pussy too

5

u/Leedlenootmarbl9 Jun 18 '22

what about northstar?

5

u/Wonderful-Disk-6304 Jun 19 '22

Northstar mains fuck with everyone they're either cheeky gods or absolutely free

-3

u/Vibechecker68 Jun 18 '22

I don't play Northstar

I like aggressive gameplay, as why I became a legion main after being a ronin main

16

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22

Ah yes, the high testosterone gameplay of holding down left click lol

2

u/Vibechecker68 Jun 18 '22

Youd be surprised how satisfying it is to watch an enemy titan's health bar drain like a dynamite stick.

2

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22

i knoooow dud, he's my second most played titan

2

u/The_Blue_DmR Warcrime Connoisseur Jun 19 '22

I don't find it fun. It's kinda boring to me actually. Because certain Titans just can't do shit against it. Then again I am a Scorch main who never plays ar's and smg's, so my perspective is probably kinda skewed lol

7

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

You speak lies. Legion mains deflect women with their gun shield.

3

u/ThePoploper Jun 19 '22

Gun shield actually blocks shit ?

5

u/vertexxd Titanfall 3 is so good Jun 18 '22

Nah 💀, playing scorch makes you deflect your parents aswell

6

u/4llen_spartan Jun 18 '22

Bro what u on about scorch is the goat

0

u/wysiujk Jun 19 '22

Pfft, scorch is for the bitchless..try Monarch 🦧

3

u/4llen_spartan Jun 19 '22

Monarch is cringe yall just playin knock off bt

3

u/wysiujk Jun 19 '22

Who do you play Ion, hows that ps4 heat bar treat you after 20 seconds of you using ur abilities

2

u/4llen_spartan Jun 19 '22

Bro i just said i play scorch u good?

2

u/wysiujk Jun 19 '22

I know you are not talking when BT is a literal mimic of Monarch

1

u/ThinkSushi07 You've clearly never seen a good ronin Jun 20 '22

The monarch chassis was make by attempting to reverse engineer the vanguard titans by taking two of them and putting them together. They failed at that so they came out with the prototype of monarch. Therefore, monarch is just a bootleg version of BT

1

u/themananan5 19d ago

No, you’ll just burn them instead

1

u/TheReverseShock None Jun 19 '22

Nah, he's phaseshifting his way through life.

1

u/RezonanceEternal Jun 18 '22

jokes on you i have no more

84

u/MaybeAdrian Red Jun 18 '22

Me phase shifting on to somewhere I'm beloved (never respawns again)

39

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

If they get to close to me I phase dash away. Can never be to careful

94

u/ImGonaEatYouForLunsh Jun 18 '22

still gona win in a 1v1

17

u/JetpacksSuck Pilot Kessler Jun 19 '22

Still ain't gonna get a 1v1 with a woman

9

u/SharpPixels08 Jun 18 '22

Well yeah, you hard counter my main of Tone

25

u/probablynotokay- Jun 19 '22

go win some bitches

8

u/Carbon567 Jun 19 '22

I dont think I've ever lost a 1v1 against a ronin

3

u/memelordbtw3000 Jun 19 '22

Which kind of Ronin the one that fogets they have a shotgun or the one that dashes around you shooting you and sword blocking

2

u/Carbon567 Jun 19 '22

Ronins are like kamikazes. They will die first but they're still gonna do a lot of damage.

2

u/memelordbtw3000 Jun 19 '22

I mean not necessarily sword block blocks I think its 90% of damage from the front so if your in danger just block dash away and wait for backup

Ps if your ever worried about phasedashing into an enemy titan just hold sword block as your exiting you'll take some damage but you'll live it instead of just exploding

2

u/ThinkSushi07 You've clearly never seen a good ronin Jun 20 '22

Sword block blocks 75% damage so you will have the equivalent of 5 1/2 bars of health without doom state. Sword block while in sword core blocks 90% damage so you will have the equivalent of 5 3/4 health

1

u/memelordbtw3000 Jun 20 '22

Oh ok thanks for the correction

65

u/SomthwingDiffewent Jun 18 '22

But, I'm a woman and I play ronin... What does that mean for me?

61

u/breadgod_AJ None Jun 19 '22

You can't touch yourself

15

u/Totally_A_Hooman Jun 19 '22

Damn, how assertive, thats kinky!

28

u/breadgod_AJ None Jun 19 '22

Wow, looking back this sounds very dirty! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LMAO!

17

u/alphanumericusername freakin' frag phaser Jun 19 '22

If you feel compelled to apologize for that, you clearly haven't been on this sub very long.

3

u/breadgod_AJ None Jun 19 '22

I've been for two years lmfao

3

u/alphanumericusername freakin' frag phaser Jun 19 '22

Just like that grandfather you're never happy to hear is coming to the family function always says, lesbianism is off limits.

19

u/CaptainCurly95 Jun 18 '22

Ronin can't block melee. Fake news

9

u/Gubbyfall Focus Plan Attack Jun 19 '22

It was always strange to me how Ronin can deflect a literal nuke blast and fire with his sword but not a punch.

2

u/HuskTheDragon Jun 19 '22

happy cake day

3

u/Gubbyfall Focus Plan Attack Jun 19 '22

Thänk, didn’t even know that I have cake day.

1

u/HuskTheDragon Jun 19 '22

probably not in your timezone but it shows so for me

2

u/Gubbyfall Focus Plan Attack Jun 19 '22

It's also in my time zone. I just never look at my own name.

2

u/HuskTheDragon Jun 20 '22

oh cool I guess

edit: wtf is that supposed to mean? what did I even type? it makes no sense

edit: guess I couldn't think of a response

2

u/Gubbyfall Focus Plan Attack Jun 20 '22

I know that feeling. Mostly I just don’t respond in those situations because it’s likely that the other one forgets it anyways.

2

u/HuskTheDragon Jun 20 '22

well I'm glad I'm not alone

anyways good/night day to you

1

u/ThinkSushi07 You've clearly never seen a good ronin Jun 20 '22

Kind of confused me when ronin can block a flame shield

12

u/silvereye2208 Jun 18 '22

I don’t like anime, I just use Ronin because he goes well with Phase Pilot. But I agree I still deflect women

13

u/Bottle_of_rumx Jun 19 '22

Well.... I mean I am gay

9

u/mechmaster2275 Jun 19 '22

Then you deflect men as well

10

u/alphanumericusername freakin' frag phaser Jun 19 '22

As a Ronin main, I am insulted.

Outraged.

That you assume my G100 ass doesn't ward off women with my very presence.

9

u/Bloodborn5426 Jun 19 '22

It’s the way of the samurai, no hoes

2

u/GAMINGpuppet583 might be a weeb who mains Ronin Jun 19 '22

No need for bitchs when you got a samurai sword

47

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

So sad they can't deflect being fatherless 😢

2

u/Fuzzy_Engineering873 Jun 19 '22

Ronin mains trying to phase shift out of the orphanage

-34

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

So sad OP can't deflect his insecurities.

36

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22

Was that too mean? sry didn't mean it like that

26

u/doodyman352 mrvn sex Jun 18 '22

No its fine, I'm a ronin main and I thought this was pretty funny. That guy is just a dick.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I also thought this was funny, apparently I need to tag everything "/s"

Actually nah, fuck this. Im killing myself tonight.

7

u/SharpPixels08 Jun 18 '22

Looks like you just showed your own insecurities lol

1

u/PlasticSurreal Jun 19 '22

Is your profile picture pear gasly? Im tripping balls rn and it fucked me up lmao

4

u/Venom-can-breathnt Jun 19 '22

Relationships mean less sword swish swish and that’s not acceptable

3

u/Kekris_The_Betrayer Jun 19 '22

What I have learned from this comment section is that Ronin mains get 0 bitches, and Scorch mains get all the bitches, and if you main both you get men. Can I get men just by playing Scorch?

2

u/thatoneguyreeee Jun 19 '22

In theory but if you choose this path there is no going back

Unless you decide want to go back

3

u/untitled-may18 Jun 19 '22

CAN'T LIKE SHIT IN THIS HOUSE!

13

u/mhzeus Jun 18 '22

Wow as a Ronin player I’m offended 😭

27

u/MIido135 Jun 18 '22

that's the point, i realy hate you guys.

17

u/spicy_m3m3s Jun 18 '22

skill issue

0

u/Doarstau-234 None Jun 19 '22

Bassed, mastering ronin is the hardest thing in game

2

u/Oraxy51 Jun 18 '22

But 80% of my points from Ronin come from me cleaning up all the grunts and bots and reapers on the field.

1

u/SmokesInMyPocket Jun 19 '22

Ah that hate makes the killing slice all the more satisfying.

8

u/Evrytg Jun 18 '22

As a Ronin player I can confirm

3

u/Prawncracker1605 Jun 19 '22

Ronin mains = phase shifting to women

1

u/13ASH_Official None Jun 19 '22

No my friend the women phase shift to us 😏

5

u/HardcoreFenix Jun 19 '22

I’m gonna touch myself

2

u/SnakeFB RG-BT gaming Jun 19 '22

Based

2

u/SkeletalCreature Jun 23 '22

As a Ronin Main I can confirm this is how it works.

5

u/LookstoTheMoon1 Jun 18 '22

Northstars flying towards their bitches

2

u/lazyimbred Jun 19 '22

On god no they are not 🙏🙏🙏

1

u/LookstoTheMoon1 Jun 19 '22

No it's so they tether smoke cluster missile them you silly goofy goober💀

1

u/lazyimbred Jun 19 '22

I just think both of the lowest health titans are the ones who get no bitches

1

u/LookstoTheMoon1 Jun 19 '22

As a northstar main I agree

1

u/lazyimbred Jun 19 '22

As a ronin main I agree

1

u/LookstoTheMoon1 Jun 19 '22

As a aggre I main

0

u/Melbourne_Australia Pilot of the Black Northstar Jun 19 '22

I bet everytime someone post such a cringey meme like this they were absolutely wrecked ingame and had to release their anger with a shitty meme on reddit

get good lol

1

u/darkronin24 Jun 18 '22

I actually play Ronin thinking about being a Templar, not an anime swordsman like a weeb

0

u/retroguyx Jun 19 '22

It's named Ronin not Fanatic.

-1

u/darkronin24 Jun 19 '22

That doesn't stop me from hating animes

3

u/retroguyx Jun 19 '22

Why do you hate anime?

3

u/darkronin24 Jun 19 '22

Well, I don't hate anime themselves even if i don't like them, I hate people who compulsively watch them.

2

u/retroguyx Jun 19 '22

That's a reasonable take. Have a good day.

2

u/darkronin24 Jun 19 '22

Thanks, you too.

1

u/Jpmunzi Jun 19 '22

As someone who watches anime for fun, I respect your opinion. You are the first anime “hater” that actually has a valid point

1

u/darkronin24 Jun 19 '22

Well, yeah, i actually watched a few "basic" anime, like JoJo or AOT, Baki and some other and onestly some of them weren't bad at all, like I really liked JoJo so I even started to read the manga. When I started talking about it... You know, i practically got insulted more than one time because I didn't watched an anime. One time I even got insulted for saying that My Hero Academia kinda sucks but that's understandable.

1

u/Jpmunzi Jun 19 '22

I understand, the only not toxic anime community is the aot fandom. There I criticized an episode and everyone accepted my opinion. If I did the same with my hero academia or something like that I would have been ddoxxed at least 10 times

1

u/Fuzzy_Engineering873 Jun 19 '22

Templar with two-handed single-edged sword!?

1

u/darkronin24 Jun 19 '22

Zweihander

1

u/AlexJoensRogan Jun 19 '22

Idk Legion's def overcompensating for somethin 👀👌

1

u/DinkleMcStinkle Jun 18 '22

It's like a mixture of old sweat, moldy nacho cheese, feet, unwashed fat rolls and poop all mixed into one.

1

u/JustcallmeY_ Jun 18 '22

I play Ronin because I like Samurai's I don't even watch anime. But the meme is true I deflect them

1

u/jeeBtheMemeMachine trans rights Jun 19 '22

I am literally a lesbian with a gf where does that leave me

1

u/thatoneguyreeee Jun 19 '22

It leaves you in the future, where people realised that ronin mains are superior and worship the ronin mains of old, such as you and all the currently bitchless ronin mains out there... the true pioneers of today and of the future.

1

u/jeeBtheMemeMachine trans rights Jun 19 '22

But I'm also a ronin main lmao

1

u/AzTeK_ReY_ ronin weeb Jun 18 '22

Imagine

1

u/AffectionateFact1032 Jun 18 '22

You already know

1

u/DreadknotX Jun 19 '22

Have to re download this game

1

u/No_oNEspecial101 Jun 19 '22

nah man i phase dash out away from the woman

1

u/bommer-yeet-2 TF1 GANG savetitanfall.com Jun 19 '22

M

1

u/Dat_Virus Jun 19 '22

What about Northstar?

1

u/Glitchkrieg21 Jun 19 '22

Get ready to be hunted and when I find you I will ask what I can do to redeem myself

1

u/TitaniteHydra Whap Core Online Jun 19 '22

The Sword is mine, not hers. Ronin tells me so every time I embark.

1

u/BrilliantDynamitesNe Jun 19 '22

This game still active? Honestly...

1

u/stewwushere42 None Jun 19 '22

Exckuse me i have a wife

1

u/MrCleanAlmighty Ronin is a better chef than Gordon Ramsay Jun 19 '22

Damn, fml I guess

1

u/Tombstone_Actual_501 Jun 19 '22

*Laughs in Brrrrrrt*

1

u/mirage-ko veteran ronin main Jun 19 '22

you are outnumbered 4 bitches to 1 recommend phase dash for quick evasion

1

u/landenle None Jun 19 '22

Can confirm

1

u/Signal_Fun1460 Jun 19 '22

you re deflecting them, you just can't tell

1

u/lazyimbred Jun 19 '22

Just play scorch lol can’t do much when a giant firewall is in your way

1

u/HVAR_Spam Sweaty G41 Ronin Main Jun 19 '22

I might not be getting any bitches, but I will be getting 30+ kills per game.

1

u/Bloodthirsty_Gnome Jun 19 '22

Hey hey now I’m not a weeb. I just like giant Mozambique.

1

u/n0tAcat3542 Jun 19 '22

If ronin deflects women, papa scorch gets men and Northstar gets nothing due to their sky high ego. Which one actually gets the bitches? And if more than one does then which of them gets the most bitches?

1

u/xXheil_Pokywan420_Xx Jun 19 '22

The ronin main shudders when he cannot deflect his uncle's pet snake during "slime with the lights out"

1

u/Doarstau-234 None Jun 19 '22

Ok, listen here you little shit

1

u/AGoatInAJar Jun 19 '22

What about vortex shield and flame shield, I main those 2 and ronin depending on the map and enemy titans

1

u/Gubbyfall Focus Plan Attack Jun 19 '22

As a Ronin player myself, I can approve.

1

u/NefariousnessNo2670 Jun 19 '22

Damn why she hitting you so hard tho? What did u do?

1

u/lesser_futhark Jun 19 '22

a (singular)

women (plural)

What breathes the fuck

1

u/Jadewing20 None Jun 19 '22

Minor grammar error

1

u/Character_Cattle_141 Jun 19 '22

I do Ronin, Ion and Legion where do I stand?

1

u/EgoManiac_ Jun 19 '22

I mean at least Ronin mains don't just sit in one spot and occasionally shoot their gun (Tone and Legion mains)

1

u/13ASH_Official None Jun 19 '22

A Woman, exactly… “SILENCE WENCH! I do not wish to be horny anymore. I only wish… to be happy 😔😢”

1

u/HuskTheDragon Jun 19 '22

this gif just makes me see two ronins playing ping pong with a bullet and a sword

1

u/ZigZag-YT Wanted for multiple counts of arson Jun 19 '22

Laughs in g.21 Thermite

1

u/NinjaProFighterTW Jun 19 '22

What about Northstar players?

1

u/Dva_main203 Jun 19 '22

Your right I do do that

1

u/Jpmunzi Jun 19 '22

Not only I deflect woman with ronin, I also burn down any occasion to meet one with scorch

1

u/Tracer3646 None Jun 19 '22

Considering how much I get hit despite holding sword block, I must be getting touched by a lot of women.

1

u/SvGAc3 Jun 19 '22

I play ronin and northstar. So I guess im not allowed a say in this 😂😂.

1

u/lightmare69 Jun 19 '22

Op

You got killed by ronin didn't you?

1

u/wingedragon Jun 19 '22

Sword core online keep your enemies close 🥵

1

u/yeetcacheet The 6-4’s an arse, and we’ll kick your family! Jun 19 '22

Hey, just because I like big sword doesn’t mean I’m a weeb

1

u/ilovepawgs02 None Jun 19 '22

man be quiet gurl

1

u/ImPasta_pug Jun 20 '22

Jokes on you, that's the plan

-1

u/SuperiorSellout Jun 18 '22

Have fun with cooties, dweeb

0

u/Optik_Tactical Jun 19 '22

I dont do it as a weeb. I don't even watch anime

0

u/BrennanSlays Jun 19 '22

I don’t even play this game and I think it’s funny😂

0

u/JustExit2869 Jun 19 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

[deleted]

0

u/SamWoodburn Jun 19 '22

As a lesbian ronin main I couldn't disagree any more

0

u/GalacticDonut45 Ion is Bae Jun 19 '22

Ronin mains are either weebs or trans women