r/titanfall CEO of memes Jun 23 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1

weapons slander: part III Meme

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6.8k Upvotes

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u/ProcrastinatorScott Jun 23 '22

As a wingman elite player this is surprisingly accurate

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u/Meat__Baby Jun 23 '22

As a fellow space cowboy, agreed

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u/Donutpanda23 I need a new titan experience Jun 23 '22

As a fellow wingman elite player, that's what I aspire to be.

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u/Virtual_Operation_ None Jun 23 '22

I don't agree

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u/Cairanmac1 Wingman Elite and a Bamboozle Jun 23 '22

Used to be accurate

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u/Manic_Mechanist Northstar systems online Jun 23 '22

Oh shit I better start using wingman cause I dress like that lol

Unrelated, but what is the song called?

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u/sirgiggles123 Jun 23 '22

NOMA- Brain power

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u/fatalityfun Jun 23 '22

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

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u/Manic_Mechanist Northstar systems online Jun 23 '22

Thank you

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u/tryingtoplayhalo Revel - unapologetic meta slave Jun 23 '22

Was gonna ask for pics (uhh... as a joke) but then I checked your profile

Absolutely BASED

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u/cantstay2long Jun 23 '22

there are dozens of us!

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u/tryingtoplayhalo Revel - unapologetic meta slave Jun 23 '22

Titanfall 2 confirmed to have the highest amount of femboys per capita compared to any other game 😯

Source: I am one and made up this statistic

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u/biggocl123 Jun 24 '22

"My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP"

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u/Manic_Mechanist Northstar systems online Jun 23 '22

Hehehehe

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u/W00S Jun 23 '22

Average liberal who likes guns moment

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u/gabriel-mbl Jun 25 '22

I thought it was joke then took a look at your profile that was quite surprising

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u/abca98 Pulse Blade+Battery Back-up+ Vortex Shield Jun 23 '22

I don't get the Wingman, the elite version is an ok weapon but the regular version is straight up garbage. Also can relate to the MGL.

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u/suckmypppapi Jun 23 '22

I remember thinking that the wingman was probably good in tf1 because hard hitting secondaries tend to be good, and then I shot someone 3 fucking times and they didn't die. Never used it again

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 23 '22

Wingman elite and mozambique were the hard hitting secondaries, but they got relegated to primary cause they hit a bit too hard.

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u/Vetinari_ Northstar is Beststar Jun 23 '22

Wingman used to one hit kill with amped weapons, they nerfed it into the ground at some point.

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u/Jimmybobjoe1309 P2016 god Jun 23 '22

Still is an amped one shot kill if you hit the head

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u/TheHolyTachankaYT Northstar/Wingman main Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

wingman elite is one shot(To the head) without amped weapons

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u/Jimmybobjoe1309 P2016 god Jun 24 '22

Yes but see wingman funny

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u/aekfan1 Jun 23 '22

This gonna get a lot of upvotes

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u/SomthwingDiffewent Jun 23 '22

Damn, I wish I had a maid outfit when I played titanfall.

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u/Yaluner Bring back Titanfall 1 Jun 23 '22

You can still buy a maid outfit

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u/SomthwingDiffewent Jun 23 '22

I don't think my mom would approve when a maid outfit arrives at the house

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u/Yaluner Bring back Titanfall 1 Jun 23 '22

Ion is a robot tho

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u/SomthwingDiffewent Jun 23 '22

Yeah, but what?

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u/suckmypppapi Jun 23 '22

You were talking about your mom and your flair is ion is mommy, they're talking about your mom being an ion

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u/Yaluner Bring back Titanfall 1 Jun 23 '22

Yeah thanks for explaining

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u/suckmypppapi Jun 23 '22

You can still get one, if you have a friend you can ask to have it sent to their house

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u/drizztandgwen None Jun 23 '22

WHERE L-STAR

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

in the end of the second part

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u/Mable-the-Table Jun 23 '22

Here I go, maining the Wingman again.

Guys, just for the info, all you have to do to get the free dress is email the game devs and tell them you main Wingman. Dress will arrive through postage in roughly 5 working days.

Happy femboying.

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u/FryingPan47 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️No, your death threats will not work. Jun 23 '22

That maid dress on the left? Yes. The cat ears? No.

This is just my opinion about wanting to wear this

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u/Dr___Doofenshmirtz None Jun 23 '22

People dont use the mgl? Its the only anti titan I use

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u/WahooSS238 Jun 23 '22

The joke was that the titans can never find you as you rain amped grenades on them

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u/Dr___Doofenshmirtz None Jun 23 '22

Ah didnt catch that before, thanks

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u/grzesiu447 Jun 23 '22

I amp my weapons, steal titan's battery, stick them with firestar, and shoot them with MGL. I'm pretty sure that kills, or almost kills full health Ronin.

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u/Dr___Doofenshmirtz None Jun 23 '22

Yeah mgl is insane, doesnt need line of sight either, I use arc nade tho its much better for getting away or dodging shots

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u/suckmypppapi Jun 23 '22

It's very fun when you're on a building and a titan can't get you but you're still raining down shots on them

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 23 '22

It's good for CQC maps like Glitch and chokepoints like the lanes in Rise, but it kinda falters in maps with large open spaces and long sightlines like Colony because its range is pisspoor. This is why I like switching between charge rifle and MGL depending on the map.

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u/Dr___Doofenshmirtz None Jun 23 '22

Im always zoomin at mach 5 anyways so not a huge issue for me lol

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 23 '22

Even on mach 5 b-hopping and air-strafing, moving through open terrain without cover is asking to get shot by a pro Northstar.

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u/Dr___Doofenshmirtz None Jun 23 '22

Good thing I suck so I dont play against pros 😎

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 23 '22

Ey man whats with the downvotes I didn't downvote you.

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u/suckmypppapi Jun 23 '22

For me, it doesn't have as much range as the charge rifle, doesn't have very good damage, you kinda are required to use the reload and the extra ammo, and overall it's not good unless you have it amped.

Then, well, then it's a fucking beast.

I forget that it's attracted to spectres though and that's really cool

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u/SNAP9287 Jun 23 '22

Same. I can just worry about dancing all around them without worrying about aim. It’s also good to harass titans without before and after rodeos.

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u/ofekk2 I main ronin and tone Jun 23 '22

whats up with the thunderbolt?

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u/flamingbuts Jun 23 '22

It takes up a majority of your screen because it's so large

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u/ofekk2 I main ronin and tone Jun 24 '22

oh

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u/TitaniteHydra Whap Core Online Jun 23 '22

Avarage

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

whooops

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u/TitaniteHydra Whap Core Online Jun 23 '22

You tried your best, and that's all that matters

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u/bajanandrei_08 Jun 23 '22

hey, this is one of the song that i listen while playing TF/2

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u/Manic_Mechanist Northstar systems online Jun 23 '22

What’s it called?

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u/bajanandrei_08 Jun 23 '22

Brain Power (Long Version) -Spotify

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u/Manic_Mechanist Northstar systems online Jun 23 '22

Thanks

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u/LooperGamer Jun 23 '22

I love titanfall slander

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u/TurboYEET None Jun 23 '22

I use the MGL religiously :(

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u/kowowski Jun 23 '22

I felt the thunderbolt one

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u/Steamedbutterr Jun 23 '22

Bro what’s wrong with the MGL

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

who says there is something wrong? MGL user is just hard to spot, even if he is in front of you.

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u/Steamedbutterr Jun 23 '22

Oh I thought it was saying no one was used the MGL

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u/KookeePenguins What if the titans were frogs Jun 23 '22

Guess I’m using the wingman now ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/wiigamer6969 None Jun 23 '22

Still no alternator 😔

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u/PolishJakey I Love Refrigerators Jun 23 '22

I unironically want to look like the guy on the left.

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u/PL4YER__1 Jun 23 '22

Damn, I need to start using wingman

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u/EnZooooTM 🔥 Papa Scorch 🔥 Jun 23 '22

As an Average wingman elite player, can I have femboy in pic instead of being one?

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u/TheStrikeofGod Jun 23 '22

I'm a simple man, I see a femboy I upvote.

Also I guess this means I need to use the Wingman.

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u/LukeyBoy7557 Jun 23 '22

Hey I use the MGL :(

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u/Yungsteezy74 Jun 23 '22

The thunderbolt one made me laugh

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u/Toaster__Waffles Jun 23 '22

I have both the wingman elite and wingman in one loadout and i can confirm its true

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u/Supreme_milk13 Suppresed P2016 is best weapon Jun 23 '22

You see if you put a suppressor on the P2016 it becomes an anti titan weapon

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u/Argo-the-stupid Jun 23 '22

As a thunderbolt user, I can say that that is completely accurate

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u/ANGERYTURTLE123 Jun 23 '22

Song:Brain Power

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u/SwagSamurai Jun 23 '22

I am not that imbedded in tf2 community, but I feel like I don’t see enough of my fellow EPG gang flying through the air. EPG TILL WE RIP

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u/IONARCANE Jun 23 '22

As a thunderbolt user, I totally agree with this

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u/International-Job553 None Jun 23 '22

I like the R-201 😀

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u/Cancerboi7 Pulse Blade = Best Weapon Jun 23 '22

Proud wingman elite player

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u/MizzySkrizzy Uhhh Jun 23 '22

As a thunderbolt user I’m a bit confused

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u/AidenGames7232 Wingman Elite - Ricochet Jun 23 '22

Damn, better start getting better at wingman elite, I aspire to be able to pull that outfit off

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u/Atlander1 Jun 23 '22

What's the name of the song in the background?

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u/Novabomb76 Jun 23 '22

P2016 is a primary weapon, what do you mean? It’s also a anti titan weapon, it just looks like a pistol.

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u/JTVYon Jun 24 '22

As a Thunderbolt main i can confirm the FOV

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u/bot12344 Jun 24 '22

wat did i just watch

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u/scrimmybingus3 Jun 24 '22

MGL is the peak titan annoyance tool

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u/Chiffer178 Jun 24 '22

Damn I should learn how hit shots with the wingman/wingman elite

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u/Pigeonman1234 Jun 24 '22

This is why I use both wingmans

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u/Ben_Shapiro_OfficiaI Jun 24 '22

Give wingman players @ right fucking now

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u/PantsMcGee Northstar Client baby Jun 24 '22

Titan's looking for the MLG launcher got me.

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u/Ya_Yeet_Of_Yeet Jun 24 '22

Precisely why I use the RE-45, it's because I run the R-97

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u/S_wave WYBH1 | Xb1 Jun 24 '22

man this brings back some memories ;)

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u/MKGmFN Grapple addict Jun 24 '22

OP never tried playing wingman elite

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u/gabriel-mbl Jun 25 '22

Ah shit. sauce for the tiktok femboy pls

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u/eoekesjnak Jun 23 '22

get the fuck off reddit OP we don’t want femboys here

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u/Laggingduck EPG is best shotgun Jun 23 '22

Who is “we”

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

Oh, finally, CEO of cringe

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u/eoekesjnak Jun 23 '22

says the dude making femboy memes

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

whoah femboys in memes, welcome to the internet. And yes, at least I making memes...

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u/Glorck-2018 Jun 23 '22

The re-45 is a full auto p2016, get your facts straight smh

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

my facts are so straight, that they even have femboys as argument

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u/Glorck-2018 Jun 23 '22

Them you'd be surprised to find out that the re-45 in titanfall is literally classified as a full auto p2016 in the game files.

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u/2021SubaruWrx Jun 23 '22

Shit... literally my favorite loadout is wingman elite and the suppressed wingman sidearm.

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u/talktailshep Jun 23 '22

what if i think they are cute?

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u/SuurSuits_ Jun 23 '22

SMR?

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

check part I

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u/SuurSuits_ Jun 23 '22

Accurate (unlike me)

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u/1DummerTyp Jun 23 '22

What's the name of the song?

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u/Maxybro Jun 23 '22

I guess we charge rifle mains don't exist lol

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u/Ultraparalon CEO of memes Jun 23 '22

check part I