r/titanfall Jun 23 '22 Wholesome 1 Helpful 3 Silver 2

Titanfall slander Meme

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u/Liquid_Fox_31 Jun 23 '22

I'm offended, Flatline's recoil is not accurately portrayed in this video

It needs to be multiplied by 15, at least

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u/Interesting_Pilot_13 Jun 23 '22

And sideways

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u/Liquid_Fox_31 Jun 23 '22

Of course, thank you sir

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u/TexasVampire Jun 24 '22

Still my favorite gun

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u/AhYesAHumanPerson Jun 24 '22

It’s the best

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u/Victrola_User Jun 23 '22

Whenever I see another hemlock main I gotta salute them

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u/the-poopiest-diaper Jun 23 '22

I could never find out what weapon to use. I loved the hemlock cuz you could kill them in one fast ass burst, you just have to steady your aim like a mf. Never figured quite out what gun I loved most tho. Pretty sure my most used weapon is either the Kraber or the EPG because I love the idea of fun but hate actually having it

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u/Uniqueusername_54 Jun 23 '22

Hemlock is brutal, I get destroyed by people that play but I am merely an assist king with it. I honestly would rather main almost any other weapon but I am currently trying to get it to G1.

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u/EpictheHamster Jun 24 '22

Trying to main the hemlok but all I get are assists

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u/Spartan-Emile-A239 Jun 24 '22

Ah, a kindred spirit

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u/MonikaIsCute Jun 24 '22

i was pretty good with it on ps4 but after switching to pc i kept forgetting i had to keep clicking fsr and just gave up and switched to car

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u/APEXAI17 BT shouldnt’ve died Jun 24 '22

I got it to level g1.2

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u/lawrenceugene Jun 24 '22

Hemlock is OP. When i joined the community I thought it would be a more popular pick.

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 24 '22

It used to be op alongside the Devotion, but both got nerfed.

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u/fishfucker_69420 Giga Chad Legion Gang Jun 23 '22

Are you a fellow hemlock main?

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u/Victrola_User Jun 23 '22

Yep

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u/SpinyCoin26 Jun 24 '22

Same here my one burst brothers.

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u/DRAMATRON09 Jun 24 '22

Fellow hemlock main

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u/Spy_crab_ Smart Pistol Enthusiast Jun 24 '22

Oh how the turns have tabled, back in my day, the hemlock was meta and had to be nerfed, strange times.

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 24 '22

Burst fire rifles are hard to balance. If it's a 1 burst kill, it's op (like it used to be), if it's 2 burst kill, it's not op.

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u/notaweirdperson15 Jun 23 '22

Correction: ronin players when they still have ammo

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u/DeltaSlime Jun 23 '22

"I'm in this post and i don't like it"

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u/HVAR_Spam Sweaty G41 Ronin Main Jun 24 '22

Which is stupid because the Leadwall has better dps even with reloading.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Was not expecting to laugh from this, well played

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u/SylvainGautier420 Jun 23 '22

Don’t fuck with us R-201 users, we will either drill you in a post-double-ejection aerial duel, or miss a still target

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u/Interesting_Pilot_13 Jun 23 '22

R-101C user, can confirm

In fact when someone rodeos me I eject even on full health just to mag dump the little battery thief with a 100% accuracy

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u/GrimPig97 viper is sus Jun 23 '22

Another R-101 user, can also confirm

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u/chuby2005 Jun 23 '22

Early ejecting to get a pilot kill is the most disrespectful thing i can think of

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Ace of the ACES Jun 24 '22

Counterpoint: nuke eject + grav star. Whether capturing someone in their own ejection or capturing a different pilot in your ejection

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u/chuby2005 Jun 24 '22

counter-counter point, grappling someone coming out of their nuke eject (I’ve only seen papercut2u do it)

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u/Sturm_Badger Spitfire and G2 camping is bad - TF1 gang - 2 is great too Jun 23 '22

R-101 user, definitely me

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u/ProtoBacon82 The Kneecap Bandit Jun 23 '22

I use R-101 for no other reason than it is the older model. I also only really play frontier defense, so I use assault chip so that I can run off with boosted archer and kill titans

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u/Weemonkey16_2 Jun 23 '22

Where L-Star and Charge Rifle?

I main them :(

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u/Intelligent_Mud1266 Jun 24 '22

Alternator mains dying out here

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u/Laggingduck EPG is best shotgun Jun 24 '22

L star could fit with the grenadier category for this meme

Charge Rifle is uh, it exists

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u/Weemonkey16_2 Jun 24 '22

Yeah I see how grenadier fits on with L-Star

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u/The_Truce Jun 23 '22

I’d like to thank my parents, my friends, and everyone who plays Titanfall 2 🏆

-A volt main

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u/Doz1525 None Jun 23 '22

Me an Alternator user safe from slander

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u/PantsMcGee Northstar Client baby Jun 24 '22

an elegant weapon for a more civilized age

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u/Random_User_1337_ G20+ Playing Since 2019 Jun 24 '22

Alternator mains explaining why it’s not just a pocket Spitfire: 🤌🤝👏🤜🙏✍️ (hehe emojis bad)

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u/Audrey_spino War Criminal at Papa's House, horny nose-art collector Jun 24 '22

Unlike the spitfire, the alternator doesn't have garbage hipfire.

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u/fseen Jun 23 '22

Eva 8 mains?

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u/The_Truce Jun 23 '22

What?

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u/fseen Jun 23 '22

They exist?

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u/DarthButtz Jun 23 '22

I am being attacked.

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u/SirMemesLong Bison Jun 23 '22

damn my schizophrenia acting up again. Almost that you were real

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u/mirage-ko veteran ronin main Jun 24 '22

wtf is an Eva 8

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u/fseen Jun 24 '22

Shotgun

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u/mirage-ko veteran ronin main Jun 24 '22

tf you mean there are only 2, Mozambique and mastiff

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u/fseen Jun 24 '22

Anti titan shotgun

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u/McCuteface ♠︎ average alcoholism enjoyeur ♠︎ Jun 23 '22

As a mastiff main i can vouch than 90% of the time i pass in this game is just slingshoting myself from spawn at ludicrousspeed then immediately getting killed in the air only to do it all again.

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u/Osamabinpremo Jun 23 '22

EPG mains being slandered by not being included in any of these ever. :(

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u/BudgetYouth173 Jun 23 '22

Wait whats wrong with phase shift?

Edit: I have no problem dressign up as a maid but still in dont get it

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u/corey_cobra_kid Jun 23 '22

Phase shift model appeals to femboys

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u/BudgetYouth173 Jun 23 '22

Im an idiot. I thought it was talking about the phase rewind ._. I dumb.

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u/powerfullatom111 Phase class best class Jun 24 '22

how

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u/juanconj_ Jun 24 '22

Nothing, they just dance and look nice.

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u/Jeffari_Hungus scorch is my wife Jun 23 '22

Flatline recoil is controllable if you're on enough Adderall to give an elephant a heart attack

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u/A_random_poster04 Phasing right behind ya Jun 23 '22

Ik I’m grappling a scorch saying this but what’s wrong with phase shift?

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u/ItBeSoggy Softball Enthusiast Jun 23 '22

get hit like a real man instead of phasing away like a wimp /j

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u/Spook-lad Jun 23 '22

Yep

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u/chuby2005 Jun 23 '22

Real men tank the shot💯💯💯

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u/Krashper116 EPGESUS 🔵 Jun 24 '22

Realer men move fast enough to not get hit in first place…

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u/corey_cobra_kid Jun 23 '22

Model appeals to femboy

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u/A_random_poster04 Phasing right behind ya Jun 23 '22

All this fighting for my heterosexuality for nothing! /j

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u/TitaniteHydra Whap Core Online Jun 23 '22

'let me shoot you it's not fair that you're not letting me win'

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u/mirage-ko veteran ronin main Jun 24 '22

haha fucking femboy -this comment was made by a weeb

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u/ThatOneRetardedBitch Jun 23 '22

I'm a hemlok user bitch

g3 and proud of it

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u/D34D_B07 Jun 23 '22

Ain't wrong about the ronin. But where mozambique shotgun pistol?

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u/No-Speed7217 Jun 23 '22

You have found the hemlock main

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u/crage88 Frickin Lazer Beams on Their Heads Jun 23 '22

I… can’t read fast

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u/eggbottles Jun 23 '22

you: post this

everyone: you better shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

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u/bobmarleys-ghost Jun 24 '22

Hemlok main here, there's a reason you rarely see one in the wild it's because it's inconsistent as fuck, sometimes you'll perfectly spray someone from across the map and have all shots connect, other times it'll miss every shot at point blank range, it honestly feels like a slot machine on whether or not it'll actually hit the target, but every now and then you'll get that perfect game where it's a 100% accurate laser beam at all ranges and you get 30+ kills, it doesn't happen often but it happens just often enough to make you try it again.

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u/Cereal_Addict908 Northstar Best Star Jun 23 '22

I am offended by the phase shift one

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u/SuurSuits_ Jun 23 '22

Good

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u/Cereal_Addict908 Northstar Best Star Jun 24 '22

sadge phase shift noises

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u/No-Entertainment-533 Jun 23 '22

Proud to say I main A-wall and don't camp, nor do I use the spitfire

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u/Mr_DoGoodDave Jun 23 '22

Wingman elite A-wall users trying to tell the whole lobby they don't camp with A-wall

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u/doomsdaymelody Jun 23 '22

I don’t really like ARs in titanfall, but when I do use them it’s the hemlock or bust

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u/No_Librarian_4016 Actual IRL Pilot Jun 23 '22

Look man I’m just trying to get Arterial on my Anti-Titan weapons leave Assault Chip alone

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u/WarriorSabe Ace Pilot Jun 23 '22

Hey, I'm not a phase shift main, I'm a grapple main (formerly stim)

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u/TopNotchPlayer2 Jun 23 '22

Used to be a Hemlock main in TF1, Star-burst was so good

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u/BlueBunny262 Jun 23 '22

i use phase shift, can confirm that we’re all like that.

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u/Tanoooch Jun 24 '22

Wdym, the flatline's recoil is fine

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u/Interesting_Pilot_13 Jun 23 '22

As a phase shifter I am offended you didn't say Legion main

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u/B0XM4N64 Jun 23 '22

Yes, I use the car because it is over powered

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u/xX_Mercy_Xx None Jun 23 '22

Assault chip is fun though :(

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u/Temporary-Proposal63 Jun 23 '22

Hemlock main here

My friends don't let me play it in custom matches because I'm too good with it 💀

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u/Any-Abbreviations289 Jun 23 '22

Hemlock used to be REALLY OP back in the day!

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u/Gytlap24 Jun 23 '22

The whole point of the r97 is that if the enemy doseant stand still you cant hit it

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u/Strutionum Jun 23 '22

I am a proud hemlock main

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u/Novabomb76 Jun 23 '22

G2 and p2016 with grapple, yes I use my pistol as a primary.

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u/TheHentaiBoy *Warcrimes Intensefies* Jun 23 '22

Where Lstar

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u/JobeariotheOG Jun 23 '22

Whats wrong with using phase shift :(

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u/SolarG07 Jun 23 '22

But, I'm a Hemlok main .......

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u/CupOfHotTeaa Jun 23 '22

I’m R-101 main

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u/ThatOneChip109 Jun 23 '22

What’s wrong with phase shift main im one too…. Oh wait hold on

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u/Spook-lad Jun 23 '22

As a ronin main i can confirm that we just swing on hoes when we run out of shotgun ammunition

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u/TitaniteHydra Whap Core Online Jun 23 '22

but why

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u/Spook-lad Jun 24 '22

When your a ronin your titan is temporary but carnage is immortal, you either go all in or not at all until someone is dead. Thats the ronin playstyle

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u/TitaniteHydra Whap Core Online Jun 24 '22

You don't go all-in until you've got Whap Core

Otherwise you'll just lose your Ronin and end up getting 3 Titan Kills for a full Attrition match

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u/Spook-lad Jun 24 '22

If thats what happens to you your not playing ronin right

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u/Tdust6 Jun 23 '22

L-star mains when they are being forgotten:

in the voice of Senator Palpatine: gooooood~~

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u/SirPhoenixtalon Jun 23 '22

All of this was wonderful

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u/JuggOnTheLoose Jun 23 '22

I use the CAR and for one reason or another I can’t pub stomp with it. I’ll end up going 26-20 with it. Yet I can go 30+ with 6-8 deaths with a hemlock. WTF AM I DOING WRONG!?!?

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u/cleptorman Jun 23 '22

As an assault chip user, this is false. I farm executions

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u/Brilliant-Hedgehog69 Jun 23 '22

i use CAR yeah it is broken as all hell

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u/OBI-BOI sword go s h i n g Jun 23 '22

I can confirm the phase shift mains segment

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u/bommer-yeet-2 TF1 GANG savetitanfall.com Jun 23 '22

M

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u/Ribbles78 None Jun 23 '22

As an R97 User;

Yes, what’s your point? Outside of close range, isn’t it standard procedure to use 120 rounds per target?

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u/NotTheFBI12 Jun 23 '22

they killed off hemlok by not giving it the starburst attachment

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u/Dungen-gamer Jun 23 '22

Wait the flatline has recoil

1

u/Triensi Jun 23 '22

You know I've been wondering

What song is this for the slander memes?

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u/A_fellow_crusader Jun 23 '22

R97 is un-accurate, you miss the whole mag, then all your sidearm ammo, then 5 consecutive melees

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u/AidenGames7232 Wingman Elite - Ricochet Jun 23 '22

Ok so phase shift is a good tactical

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u/Hunterofyeets Jun 23 '22

Hemlock user here! I haven't seen another Hemlock for years, I may be the only one

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u/ProtoBacon82 The Kneecap Bandit Jun 23 '22

I have gen 10 RE-45, my right thumb is the size of my leg from controlling recoil

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u/MeowCat280 Jun 23 '22

Average Phase Shift user seems to apply well to me lol

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u/fishfucker_69420 Giga Chad Legion Gang Jun 23 '22

I main hemlock and I think it's op just because it's one shot on grunts and two shot for players

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u/MothMan3759 Please consider: Why Jun 23 '22

I used to main the hemlock, back when it was busted

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u/YEET_Fenix123 Ash is my robot waifu Jun 23 '22

Where's the mozam

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u/Supreme_milk13 Suppresed P2016 is best weapon Jun 23 '22

Where suppressed P2016 at?

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u/Etzlo Jun 23 '22

Just use grenadier point blank, no travel times!

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u/JETLEO4 Titanfall Rights Association Leader Jun 23 '22

Can confirm we do indeed panic and pull out the p20 when we miss our 1 out of 4 shots

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u/Allanon124 Jun 23 '22

Now this is good content.

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u/SirMemesLong Bison Jun 23 '22

0:44 was dead ass true ngl. inconsistent ass gun bruh.

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u/PotBoozeNKink Jun 23 '22

Fuck you phase shift is cool

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u/SoupLizardd None Jun 23 '22

Holo-Pilot users being forgotten for the 3rd time this day.

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u/Eiruna None Jun 23 '22

Hey hey hey I fall asleep 0.5 seconds after deploying the wall >:c

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u/Freaking_Username Jun 23 '22

Don't fuck with phase shift mains, we're gonna miss all of our bullets and run away

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u/jettaman1998 Jun 23 '22

I remember the days of using a-wall and the spitfire, what time that was.

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u/Of_world Jun 24 '22

Me waiting for the mozambique

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u/Zbash3R Jun 24 '22

Average pre-patch A wall user with a DMR? 🗿

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u/zombie666slayer Jun 24 '22

I use a gun I think it has bullets....

I think

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u/Beamerthememer None Jun 24 '22

Yes, C.A.R. Is OP. My counterpoint,

What isn’t?

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u/crodolog None Jun 24 '22

If you do a sequel we Mozambique mains would like to mention we have the highest DPS against players weapon

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u/Shus3OO Jun 24 '22

What about my gen 50 alternator, works better then condoms

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u/Laggingduck EPG is best shotgun Jun 24 '22

Holo pilot epg and scorch main?

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u/jshine413 fire up the warcrimes Jun 24 '22

Fuck guess I gotta use phase shift dammmm

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u/PostsforRDSOFA Jun 24 '22

Best one yet, props to you OP

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u/pugsghetti Jun 24 '22

time to use phase shift

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u/PantsMcGee Northstar Client baby Jun 24 '22

Pretty good although I find the R97 to be a laser with very little recoil.

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u/cpt_haddock_ Jun 24 '22

Best one yet

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u/Biggest_boy_creams Jun 24 '22

A funny Titanfall meme?

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u/VentralRaptor24 Long live the frontier! Long live Titanfall! Jun 24 '22

Hemlok and G2 fan here.

I am safe.

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u/J00KYD4WG I want gates to crush my head w. her thighs Jun 24 '22

Idk about you, but I used to use the hemlock RELIGIOUSLY until I found out that there were other guns in the game.

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u/squiddy555 Jun 24 '22

How do I become phase shift

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u/idlesn0w Jun 24 '22

This is pretty good

wingman elite main btw

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u/kinkeltolvote Jun 24 '22

Oi, the rocket rifle gun is a grenadier weapon....though I'm only a frontier defense player so....

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u/ShoKWaiV87 Jun 24 '22

Yes finally some positive light for us volt users

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u/Rodrellick Jun 24 '22

Wait the car is good?

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u/theb4kedpotat0 Jun 24 '22

the fuck did phase shift ever do to you

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u/memelord793783 Jun 24 '22

Personally I use a grenade and shoot one of them

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u/ZeWuIf56 Jun 24 '22

Wait people are bragging about using wingman elite ?

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u/Ok-Importance5454 Jun 24 '22

I love the hemlock, basically the only gun I use.

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u/Independent_Ad_7100 Jun 24 '22

As a car user, correct. It is absolutely overpowered.

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u/Biggestboi2424 None Jun 24 '22

It is me. I am the one and only hemlock main.

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u/IFeelDifferentNow Jun 24 '22

Im a big alternator fan, i think a tap firing meme would be funny

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u/verticalMeta Jun 24 '22

I’m a phase shift main 🥺

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u/hypocritical124 B A T T E R Y Jun 24 '22

its called the double take because you have to do a double take on if you did any damage or not

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u/FrodoSwaggins125 Jun 24 '22

I use holo pilot, has anyone made a slander post for holos yet? I would love to see it

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u/Shoto48 Jun 24 '22

Me who uses Softball because of thunk: you underestimate my power

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u/RadioLarity Jun 24 '22

I swear Volt is just fun to use

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u/dumpster_penguin Jun 24 '22

grav star + epg ultimate combo I’ve been using recently

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u/H3cticRiley No Main All Gain Jun 24 '22

ok, if I'm using the kraber, I'm using the kraber. not my secondary, not melee, just kraber. I don't care if I gotta spend 5 seconds staring at the guy while I reload, I ain't switching

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u/BloodStinger500 Jun 24 '22

I used to be a hemlock main.

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u/The_McReedy Jun 24 '22

I, a Hemlok user, say "nice meme"

It's cracked if your aim is good

My aim left like a bachelor after finding out they're a father

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u/Winterlieb Speed is life. Jun 24 '22

Never landed a R-97 shot, but I like running around with it.

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u/IntelligentImbicle Jun 24 '22
  1. Isn't the CAR the worst SMG in TF|2?
  2. ...Who actually uses smart pistol? Even if it's to make up for the fact that you're bad, it's not like you get it 24/7, so you're still continuously having to practice your aim
  3. I'm offended, I'm no weeb/femboy, I just like hitting people with the ol' Smoke & Ghost

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u/nuGGet909 B3 Wingman Jun 24 '22

YES

YES

YES

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u/InvaderM33N Tone is Best Grill Jun 24 '22

Am I seriously the only one who thinks the flatline's recoil is easy to control

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u/Raythia Jun 24 '22

As a Volt main, I have never received any awards. Nobody knows I exist.

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u/Mr-Pigzz- Jun 24 '22

No Softball mains? :(

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u/SarHavelock None Jun 24 '22

What's the song?

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u/cr0ss-r0ad Jun 24 '22

The CAR is completely, disgustingly OP and I love it

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u/AFKoide Jun 24 '22

Cold War user when all 4 projectiles hit but no kill

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