r/wholesomememes • u/Worldly_Platform3586 • 15d ago

Miracles happen.

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u/TheOneTruBob 15d ago

So she married her blood bag? Immortan Joe approves!

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u/dusty234234 15d ago

Iirc,that's from mad max right?

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u/TheOneTruBob 15d ago

Yup. The one from a few years ago.

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u/Pwngulator 15d ago

Wanna feel old? 8 years ago.

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u/Phillip_Lipton 15d ago

No... No. It came out in 2015.

Oh christ.

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u/cakesandskeins 15d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/sholine 15d ago

What a lovely day.

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u/Kandiru 15d ago

2019 was last year. COVID years don't count.

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u/Wizard_Hatz 15d ago

Why would you make me feel like this?
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU DUDE!

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u/yourbestfriendRobin 15d ago

Hats off to your energy here. 😂

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u/Wizard_Hatz 15d ago

The audacity!!! I’ll take your hat by the way!

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u/kettelbe 15d ago

I hâte you :'l

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u/amphibianlair 15d ago

RESPECTFULLY: FUCK YOU. Brb gonna go cry playing Skyrim. WAIT

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u/Ok-Chemical3265 15d ago

Great now om imagining during their first time one or both of them shouted WITNESS!!!!

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u/Lordborgman 15d ago

Somewhere, sometime, a couple has screamed this during sex.

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u/Mechakoopa 15d ago

Doing this tonight, just to make sure.

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u/Lordborgman 15d ago

The partner must also do this....and/or say mediocre afterwords.

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u/K4Y__4LD3R50N 15d ago

Shiny and chrome warboys: 1 - put on the warpaint 2 - say "by my deeds I honour him" 3- shout "witness me" at point of climax 4- give it a mediocre or witness (extra points if you have chrome spray)

I also know that you will get black face paint everywhere if you do this... I hear... °-°

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u/T4Z3RF4C3 15d ago

And somewhere, sometime, a wife has responded: MEDIOCRE!

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u/mickecd1989 15d ago

As she’s about to climax she reaches down and grabs him by the neck. Brings her face close to his. Screams at the top of her lungs “Witness me bloodbag! WITNESS!!”

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u/D_crane 15d ago

Or fed her his blood to make her fall in love with him, Midsommar style

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u/cappie724 15d ago

I know it’s a typo but now I can only picture Immortal Joe with a mean ass tan instead of the pasty whiteness 🤣

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u/conkedup 15d ago

Not a typo actually! Canonically it's Immortan Joe!

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u/cappie724 15d ago

Oh no shit word now I know lol still gotta admit a tan Immortan Joe is still hilarious 😆