r/wholesomememes • u/Worldly_Platform3586 • 15d ago

Miracles happen.

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u/TheOneTruBob 15d ago

So she married her blood bag? Immortan Joe approves!

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u/Ok-Chemical3265 15d ago

Great now om imagining during their first time one or both of them shouted WITNESS!!!!

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u/Lordborgman 15d ago

Somewhere, sometime, a couple has screamed this during sex.

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u/Mechakoopa 15d ago

Doing this tonight, just to make sure.

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u/Lordborgman 15d ago

The partner must also do this....and/or say mediocre afterwords.

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u/K4Y__4LD3R50N 14d ago

Shiny and chrome warboys: 1 - put on the warpaint 2 - say "by my deeds I honour him" 3- shout "witness me" at point of climax 4- give it a mediocre or witness (extra points if you have chrome spray)

I also know that you will get black face paint everywhere if you do this... I hear... °-°

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u/T4Z3RF4C3 14d ago

And somewhere, sometime, a wife has responded: MEDIOCRE!

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u/mickecd1989 14d ago

As she’s about to climax she reaches down and grabs him by the neck. Brings her face close to his. Screams at the top of her lungs “Witness me bloodbag! WITNESS!!”