r/wholesomememes • u/Worldly_Platform3586 • 15d ago

Miracles happen.

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u/Ok-Chemical3265 15d ago

Great now om imagining during their first time one or both of them shouted WITNESS!!!!

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u/Lordborgman 15d ago

Somewhere, sometime, a couple has screamed this during sex.

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u/Mechakoopa 15d ago

Doing this tonight, just to make sure.

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u/Lordborgman 15d ago

The partner must also do this....and/or say mediocre afterwords.

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u/K4Y__4LD3R50N 14d ago

Shiny and chrome warboys: 1 - put on the warpaint 2 - say "by my deeds I honour him" 3- shout "witness me" at point of climax 4- give it a mediocre or witness (extra points if you have chrome spray)

I also know that you will get black face paint everywhere if you do this... I hear... °-°