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👏🙌👍🤛💪🤝..... Rule 1: Not A Meme

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u/watermelonOrbit 5d ago Silver Helpful

Thats some naruto shit in the title

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u/Timely_Sound_5104 5d ago

got them gta cheatcodes in the title

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u/ChessCheeseAlpha 5d ago

NES Contra yo

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u/Mr_master89 5d ago

Shadow wholesome jutsu

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u/DaredevilPoet 5d ago

Ngl I kinda wanna learn Naruto hand gestures now so I can type them out in emoji form.

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u/LKS-5000 5d ago Silver

Dude will be like: 🫶🙌🤲🤝🤞🤙🤌

🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍

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u/6_NEOS_9 5d ago

The Italian Village attacks

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u/James_099 5d ago

Then: 👉🏻👌🏻

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u/jokasx 5d ago

Kagebushin no Inata

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u/ShiaLabeoufsNipples 5d ago

There’s only 12 gestures to learn. They’re all named after an animal. I grew up watching Naruto on Cartoon Network and I’m not ashamed to say that my 6 year old self learned and practiced all of them from watching the show (that one meme episode where kakashi copied zabuzas jutsu helped a lot) and I still remember it all to this day.

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u/Morningxafter 5d ago

BELIEVE IT!!

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u/G_Wash1776 5d ago

BECAUSE THAT’S MY NINJA WAY!

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u/Gray-___- 5d ago

(Queues the opening theme)

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u/Morningxafter 5d ago

Not to be a jerk, but I believe you meant ‘cues’

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u/lislejoyeuse 5d ago

Its never a jerk to correct vocabumalary! It's definitely cue and not kwewe

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u/Oldmanred79 5d ago

I'm fluent in Naruto.... Let's seeeeee

Sage art: Wholesome boyfriend no jutsu

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u/KingangRaydance 5d ago

👉👌😏

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u/Environmental-Win836 5d ago

Wholesome Sharingan.

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u/KosherSyntax 5d ago

Man’s about to use the reaper death seal

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u/sentorien 5d ago

/u/JustADude183 must have deleted their alt account.

Probably doesn't need it anymore. Hoping they've lived a happy ever after.

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u/regoapps 5d ago

I went searching for his original comment, and he updated to say that he proposed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/w1zsts/whats_a_secret_youll_never_tell_your_partner_but/igoa4b6/

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u/regoapps 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/TheRileyss 5d ago

That's adorable

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u/regoapps 5d ago

Yea, the update's just as wholesome as the post. I wish I could copy and paste it here instead of making redditors click on a link, but some keywords in the text is triggering an automatic removal.

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u/wolfgang784 5d ago

It might be the length. Comment length vs the original post length are two different limits.

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u/regoapps 5d ago

I don't think so. I was able to post the text as a comment into another sub.

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u/Xenc 5d ago

Each subreddit can set up their own automatic rules

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u/SuperRoby 5d ago

I teared up reading it, they both seem like wonderful people!! He's certainly a gem, what a sweet story

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u/zSobyz 5d ago

Who's cutting onions god damnit

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u/Robodarklite 5d ago

The link doesn't work for me :(

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u/regoapps 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Robodarklite 5d ago

Thank you so much, I really needed an ending to that story :D

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u/ConservKin 5d ago

Ain't going to lie, I cried.

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u/Red_Six6 5d ago

That’s wholesome as fuck :)

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u/Misconduct 5d ago

Mr. Rogers said look for the helpers. People like you make the internet better 🥲

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u/______DEADPOOL______ 5d ago

And here's how much all this information cost you, dear reader.

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u/Misconduct 5d ago

Wtf?! This is clearly counterfeit dabloons I’m telling the police!

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u/SpaceBug178 5d ago

Im stealing it

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u/Misconduct 5d ago

It’s a TikTok thing right now and I fucking love it. They’ve built a whole thing around it. It started with people making videos giving away dabloons which sprung up from that photo. Then people started making videos robbing people of dabloons. Then people made shops selling things to stop the robbers like my guard kangaroo. Now we’ve had a police force, war, established a government trying to tax everyone, multiple false presidents/kings etc, pirates, and a rebellion trying to stop dabloon capitalism. We’re in a bit of a recession now due to so many dabloons being counterfeit. The most recent update to the trend is shops giving away dabloons for self care shit and it’s god damn adorable.

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u/AJC_10_29 5d ago

I love happy endings

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u/averagedickdude 5d ago

Code error 403

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u/1709109 5d ago

what a beautiful story :) very happy for them both

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u/StrawberryJamedRadar 5d ago

Mysterious...

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u/jiwjh380 5d ago

Just a little tip. It's still fucking terrifying I was so scared that I forgot to actually ask her if she'd marry me. And at the wedding I was so terrified and happy that I almost blacked out when she walked down the aisle.

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u/seaofflames 5d ago

Man I wish someone felt this way about me

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u/jiwjh380 5d ago

It's a rare thing now a days to find someone you truly and deeply love. And I genuinely hope that some day you find the person that makes you feel the way I do whenever I look in my wife's eyes and see true acceptance and love.

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u/FluffyDiscipline 5d ago

Awww that so beautiful.... being that in love she gotta say yes...

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u/M1m1ky0 5d ago

This is like the most wholesome shit i've ever read

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u/jwright24153 5d ago

Plot twist “she has gone through some procedure to be able to hear but never told you she hasn’t meant for it to be secret this long but she loves hearing your words and dosnt want to ruin your practice. She is as excited as you are.”-my fantasy for her side of this.

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u/RealAbd121 5d ago

Pretty sure that's a premise for a manga somewhere!

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u/Morningxafter 5d ago

Or an O. Henry short story.

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u/Boukish 5d ago

Cochlear implants don't sound very contemporary.

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u/Lxran 5d ago

<<Koe no Katachi>> springs to mind, but doesn't fit exactly iirc.

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u/sekazi 5d ago

I would say far from it but still one of my favorite movies and manga's.

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u/FluffyPancakes90 5d ago

Ranking of King's kinda has this premise

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u/jwright24153 5d ago

Great show

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u/Bleezze 5d ago

Maybe reaching a bit but kind of

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u/FluffyPancakes90 5d ago

Lol, yea. He knew what they were saying but they thought he didn't is basically the only similarity

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u/rickroller1642 5d ago

i see

now give name :))

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u/breesidhe 5d ago

Nice storyline, but I have to be that rude guy and insist that ‘procedures’ don’t work that way. Not because of your storyline (is cute), but because there ARE assholes who think current medical procedures DO work that way… which very much hurts deaf people.

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u/jwright24153 5d ago edited 5d ago

I actually know this and was trying word it differently but could think of a way to. There are methods were some hearing deaf can regain hearing thru modern science isnt there? And I might need to mention I’m not sure on terminology of deaf and hearing impaired and if there is a kind of legally deaf similar to legally blind.

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u/breesidhe 5d ago

No problem. I did get your intent. I merely replied since that needed to be said.

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u/motherfucking_hemp 5d ago

They’re called cochlear implants, and they are very divisive in the deaf community, just FYI. I am not deaf/HOH so I’m not going to speak to it more than that; I’m sure there are plenty of redditors who can share their experience— it’s not really mine to comment on further.

(Obviously anyone who read your comment knows you’re making a joke.)

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u/SalsaRice 5d ago

Cochlear implants work very well; I have 2 of them. On the first day they were turned on, my hearing went from 110db (the chart only goes to 120) back to 25db (normal hearing is 20-30). They are amazing.

But you are right, in that the Deaf community hates them. The rates of people using ASL is dropping every year, and they are resentful of people having options outside of the Deaf community and being able to interact with hearing people.

It's very much like the Amish, in that you are considered dead to the community if you don't reject everything they do.

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u/breesidhe 5d ago

No, cochlear implants do NOT help you “regain hearing”. Which is what I was trying state before. They are advanced hearing aids. Functionally a tad different but the effect is the same. They are aids. They do not give you perfect hearing back. You will NOT understand things said behind your back with them.

Sorry, I do not mean to be rude at all, but simply to be bluntly clear.

I think you can read between the lines here between what I previously said about how people think they work in such a way, how deaf people suffer for it, and how cochlear implants are “controversial”.

hint —- it is normal procedure for a person to have a minimum of TWO YEARS of speech therapy after receiving implants. Think about that and how long it takes a baby to learn to speak normally and try to parse it with the idea of ‘curing’ deafness….

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u/motherfucking_hemp 5d ago

Great points. You’re not being rude but you’re being a little overly aggressive toward someone who has no stake in this at all. There was no where in my comment where I implied that they helped you regain hearing or “cured deafness”.

Cochlear implant was simply what the other commenter was initially referring to— they did not seem to know the name. I gave them the language to learn more about it; the onus is on them to do so.

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u/breesidhe 5d ago

I apologize since I was replying both to the previous commenters statement of "methods of regaining hearing" and your reply that "they are called cochlear implants".

Parsing both together doesn't sound correct. I understand your intent, but what was implied...

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u/SalsaRice 5d ago

ou will NOT understand things said behind your back with them.

Sorry, but you're wrong. This might be true for 40 year old cochlear implants, but is not currently true.

This might be a wild idea.... but technology constantly improves. You do realize that smartphones are fancier than rotary phones, right?

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u/SalsaRice 5d ago

Yes, there are. They are called cochlear implants. However, they really don't work well for people that have been deaf since birth (or for an extreme amount of time, like OP's SO). Hearing (processing sound into something usable) is a skill, like walking, and someone deaf since birth literally doesn't have the connections in their brain to do it.

Another point is that the Deaf community hates cochlear implants. You will be harassed and forced out out of most Deaf groups if you get them. It's considered acceptable to harass in the Deaf community to harass people with cochlear implants and hearing aids.

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u/SalsaRice 5d ago

No, those procedure do work that way but not for the Deaf since birth.

Source: I'm literally wearing 2 of them right now

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u/SalsaRice 5d ago

No, that probably won't happen.

I have a cochlear implant (the procedure you are referring to), and they work great..... if you were previously hearing. If you've been deaf since birth or for an extreme amount of time (like OP's SO since she was 6), they do not work well.

Hearing is a skill that you learn to do, like walking. If you were previously hearing or just had hearing loss, the cochlear implant bypasses the shitty part of your ear and sends the signal to your brain, where your brain still knows how to process sound.

Someone born deaf literally never learned "how" to hear, so their brain can't process sound into anything usable. This would still be mostly true for OP's SO, as she's likely been deaf for 20+ years.

On top of that, the Deaf community (the super-pro-Deaf) are very against hearing aids and cochlear implants. It's common and considered acceptable for them to harrass people with implants/hearing aids. The biggest reason for hard of hearing and deaf people not joining the Deaf community is harassment from the "more Deaf" parts of the community. They also kind of hate when Deaf people date hearing people, so OP and his SO are probably facing some harassment.

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u/louiloui152 5d ago

This all sounds like the equivalent of I sold my hair to buy you this fancy comb for Christmas 🤣 I love it

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u/GroceryRobot 5d ago

The gift of the Magi I think it’s called

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u/EdWoodnt 5d ago

Gross comment. Not every disabled person wants to be “cured,” nor do they need that to have a happy relationship. This post is celebrating these two’s differences and how they’re still a happy couple despite them (or even because of those differences) and it’s pretty fucking weird to add on a fantasy that’s essentially “wouldn’t it be nice if she’d secretly gotten fixed just for her hearing boyfriend??”

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u/SirRipOliver 5d ago

Dude she knows - I’m not crying right now…

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u/NKO_five 5d ago

I fucking hope this is true and those two actually got married and lived a life full of love happily ever after.

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u/assburp 5d ago

"Using my alt because she follows my main..."

Proceeds to give specific details about a relationship that would match about 1 in all the relationships on Earth.

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u/Timely_Sound_5104 5d ago

This is beyond cute, ngl very wholesome :)

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u/brightlyagreeable13 5d ago

This is the secret wonder of Life if you're on the positive side always

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u/Starrun87 5d ago

I like the cut of his gib, promote that man

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u/olBabyDickJohnson 5d ago

Til this ends up on popular and she reads it 😂

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u/UncleNintendo64 5d ago

Too late now

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u/Infamous_Farm 5d ago

You make it sound like you haven’t discussed marriage. If you haven’t, definitely do that. Congrats on your happiness :)

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u/Beautiful_Repeat_718 5d ago

You can discuss marriage and still be surprised/scared by the proposal. My husband and I had talked about marriage prior to getting engaged, but when he got down on one knee, my heart started racing and the only thing I could say was "What are you doing?"

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u/AFisberg 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's an intimidating situation even when you're as close to 100% sure as you can get that they'll say yes. I asked during our own Christmas thing and wanted to ask when we opened presents, only thing is that she kept wanting to do other stuff before it. I was a nervous wreck even though I knew she'd say yes lmao

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u/nighthawk_something 5d ago

My wife and I literally had our venue booked before I proposed formally (limited window of time where we could do it due to her school) and it was still intimidating

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u/NotYourReddit18 5d ago

How likely is that she also wanted to propose while opening presents but was to nervous and thus kept delaying both of you?

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u/AFisberg 5d ago

Hah, would've been funny but she's way too shy for that. She just got excited about all kinds of Christmas stuff and without knowing it tormented me lol

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u/Background-Task 5d ago

You aren’t wrong at all. I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I wanted to marry my wife, but even though we’d talked about it and I was certain she’d say yes, proposing still had my heart in my throat between the enormity of what was being asked and the fear of rejection (however irrational it may have been).

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u/AFisberg 5d ago

That's exactly it. Rationally I knew that she wanted it and was going to say yes, but my brain kept going "what if she says no, think about it". Fuck you brain trying to sabotage me!

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u/Fine_With_It_All 5d ago Wholesome

My wife and I knew we would marry one day. We talked about things, ‘when we’re married,’ but it was still a surprise when I asked her. I love hearing about folks who are about to take the plunge. It brings back wonderful memories. That was 31 years ago. Good luck to OP with their future happiness

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u/Bihgman 5d ago

Beautiful

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u/ROC_K4LP 5d ago

Sounds like A silent voice plot

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u/XCV_DRYMMO 5d ago

I balled and cried like a baby at a silent voice, it was so damn beautiful an emotional rollercoaster

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u/Sabiya_Duskblade 5d ago

I love that movie so much, since being hearing impaired I can relate to Shouko. I cry everytime I watch it

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u/SalsaRice 5d ago

How was the movie? I only have read the original version so far.

Did they still leave the student film subplot in the movie version? I loved the story, but that subplot was a real drag in the original version and killed the pacing.

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u/Evening_Emotion_4814 5d ago

Make that man the President

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u/GuardianOfReason 5d ago

Am I the only one who can't understand this sort of thing? Wouldn't it be better to demonstrate the love in a way the person can see? Isn't it a bit pointless to do it when no one is watching so often? Except for practice ofc.

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u/gan1lin2 5d ago

Sometimes you could just want to express love and gratitude, you don’t always have to let the recipient know every time.

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u/PussyFriedNacho 5d ago

I'm a little confused, isn't this something youd want to communicate to your significant other ?

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u/GuardianOfReason 5d ago

Yes, that's what I'm saying! lol

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u/Wonderful-Design7770 5d ago

This is the best thing I’ve read on the internet today

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u/Alien_X10 5d ago

i wish i knew sign language, i barely know english as it is and its my first and only language

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u/Menutz 5d ago

Do not tarry. Put a ring in it.

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u/mya-nee25 5d ago

Please tell me there’s an update to this where the OP ended up proposing! It’s so wholesome and sweet!

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u/Gustavort 5d ago

He did, just a minute, I'll find for you

Edit: Found It

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u/goodvibes1441 5d ago

Fast forward to their wedding day, turns out she could hear this whole time and OP just assumed she was deaf

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u/VanillaRush- 5d ago

What a good egg

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u/guardian-deku 5d ago

Well now I need to know what she said

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u/LuracCase 5d ago

Nothing, probably.

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u/Overlordsecure47 5d ago

There’s a link to the comment and apparently she said yes

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u/broken-markers 5d ago

That’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read 😭💕

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u/69421pilots 5d ago

Now that is some wholesome shit

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u/NBlossom 5d ago

Self taught fluent in a few years.

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u/zerodaydave 5d ago

This sounds like the plot of a Netflix movie.

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u/youredumbaflol 5d ago

Bejejwjjehshsjsjsksnfn this is sooo wholesomeeee🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/Netheraptr 5d ago

Now I imagine somewhere out there there’s a man dating a blind woman and he will just occasionally dangle a wedding ring in front of her face.

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u/scrabbledude 5d ago

Hahaha my girlfriend is mostly deaf and I love saying things to her when her hearing aids are out and she’s not looking at me. Best time to say all the nicest things and tell her how much I love her.

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u/patm1022 5d ago

Every time a man makes a statement to the effect of “my woman has no idea” he’s been proven wrong. She knows dude. She totally knows….

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u/PIELIFE383 5d ago

That is a fine line between evil and awesome still dope though

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u/SSJNutter 5d ago

This is so precious 💖

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u/Addicted_to_Nature 5d ago

🤟 <-- I love you in case anyone needs to know it.

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u/Gabryoo3 5d ago

Koe no Katachi but without bullying in child age

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u/GloriousNewt 5d ago

lol my friend's sister dated a deaf dude, whenever he wasn't looking at her or in another room she'd just vent/talk mad shit about him since he couldn't hear.

Was super funny from the outside, and a lil sad.

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u/horsefrogfroghorse 5d ago

I dated a deaf lady once. One day she told me fuck off. I thought that was a bad sign

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u/aePrime 5d ago

Using an alt account so my girlfriend doesn’t know this is about her. She was born on July 8th, and she and her six brothers grew up on Mulberry Street with a dog named Jackson. Her father, who was the CFO of a plastics company, stressed the importance of internet anonymity.

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u/_perchance 5d ago

why are you telling the internet?

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u/OperationGoldielocks 5d ago

It is definitely weird how people will talk about themselves and say so much personal stuff on Reddit.

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u/szczoore_boi 5d ago

Wrong sub dummy, it's no a meme🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/theclipclop28 5d ago

He'll also be able to tell her to fuck off when she forbids him to buy PS5.

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u/PhotoKada 5d ago

[Cues the song about a muffin man]

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u/SharpiePM 5d ago

Hopefully she doesn’t know his Reddit handle.

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u/KimajiNao 5d ago

Just a heads up that some people just don't want to get married. At least get their opinion on marriage beforehand.

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u/Party_Acanthaceae_89 5d ago

he had a connection by looking at her?

So connection is being attracted to the way someone looks?

That's some slippery slope

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u/Catch-Ok 5d ago

Throw this one on r/unpopularopinion

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u/mastah-yoda 5d ago

ASL = age sex location?

Help guys I have Omegle damage

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u/BigOrkWaaagh 5d ago

American Sign Language

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u/Gravelord_Nito47 5d ago

Wtf man😂

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u/Expensive-Public8895 5d ago

u guys have the perfect lovestory

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u/Peacetoall01 5d ago

Live long and happy you two

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u/kamilman 5d ago

This is why I'm on this sub! I'm a grown ass man and this makes me teary eyed. Well done to the OOP!

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u/Stevans8 5d ago

“If he wanted to he would” 🗣

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u/702DollarBigmacmatto 5d ago

gotta do it in sign language man no knees only signs

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u/TheBlueNinja2006 5d ago

Wholesome asf

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u/DPR_001 5d ago

I think high schools or elementary schools should teach sign language instead of square dancing. Idk why I had to take two years of foreign language in high school, one year of Spanish and one of sign language would be better. That’s the only way they can communicate, so it’s important to make sure others can understand them

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u/Sharp-Length8419 5d ago

Omg so cute

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u/Sworgallgawao 5d ago

Flash photography is best used in full sunlight.

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u/Pretend-Carob-9053 5d ago

your girl does read lips very well, ask me how i know

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u/i_wanna_sleep_plz 5d ago

stop i’m gonna cry this is too cute

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u/Harry431 5d ago

You go bro.! Tell her!!!

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u/DED2099 5d ago

Beautiful

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u/ImmediateSuccess 5d ago

wow no way dude :D

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u/hknewt 5d ago

Man that sounds nice, my ex used to talk quietly into my deaf ear on purpose, but it wasn't too be nice.

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u/SlowIndependence7761 5d ago

That’s fricken adorable 🥰

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u/The_Bug1 5d ago

I mean, she can still see this post and prolly surmise it’s her…

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u/eythann 5d ago

Best story I’ve ever read on Reddit

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u/johnson_smoothie 5d ago

Plot Twist - she hears everything. Everything...

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u/Quiet_Falcon2622 5d ago

You are a keeper and a wonderful human being. Love this. ❤️ I pray for a great future for the two of you. You both deserve happiness.

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u/ChrryPopTarts 5d ago

This is the stuff we need to keep on Reddit forever

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u/Poo-In-Mouth 5d ago

Tell her not us. Oh yeah you wanted to brag to strangers.