Charlie Sheen has not been so lucky

With one exception. Baby food/formula. Those companies do not fuck around with the dates, because they got regulated.

Racial ability for us

Send the lawyers to Gaza. No phones or money. They get to see if they can find their way back out.

There are two things in life I cannot abide. Those would be cultural intolerance, and The Dutch.

The Factory Must Grow…

/s

http://web.archive.org/web/20230520080201/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/15/us/politics/qualified-immunity-supreme-court.html

Not that it actually matters, but Qualified Immunity is also against the actual laws that were passed.

That picture isn’t velvet. It’s velveteen, or at best crushed velvet. I’d have to check how think it is to see, but it doesn’t look like crushed velvet. Real velvet is an inch and a half thick, and a pain in the ass to wear, because if you move at all you crush part of the velvet and you can’t fix that.

Not prestidigitation, but one of my wizards used wild magic to make a version of Fireball that erupted in rose petals and cherry blossoms.

We were celebrating our newly independent city-state. King shouldn’t have ordered all the mages to the front lines of his stupid war, if he didn’t want the mage’s college seceding, and taking his second largest city with us

You can remove the suggestion, though if you’ve already trained it that hard it may not stick. Just click and hold on the incorrect spelling and drag to a trashcan that will pop up

I’ve done shrooms, LSD, and 2CT-7. Shrooms are chill. Even once you hallucinate, it’s just like breathing walls, and the floor moving weird. I’ve never seen something that wasn’t there on shrooms. Sure, shit that is there looks weird as fuck, but you’re more likely to laugh your ass off than anything else. Pretty sure that’s why they are starting to recommend micro dosing for depression and anxiety.

I wouldn’t recommend 2CT-7 to anyone that isn’t experienced with both shrooms and acid. Acid is intense as fuck, and can go all over the place if you aren’t in the right headspace.

Can anyone translate what’s being said? Or is it AI garbage?

You sound like me. You may wanna get checked for Oppositional Defiance Disorder. I have both ADD and ODD. I literally told a cop to “please fuck off,” at the age of 5

Yes, yes, and Istanbul was Constantinople

Kinda. It would involve The Navy moving heaven and earth for him, logistically and security speaking, but they do that as a normal operating procedure.

It would also involve him being able to get inside one, which is another logistical challenge, as I don’t know if a crane or pallet jack would be more useful in this particular exercise.

Also would involve him actually giving a shit about the reality of the military and the veterans, which we all know that he despises, based on almost a decade of him openly insulting the military in general, and the rank and file directly.

I think he thinks the Navy has those little dinky two man subs that the Japanese used for Pearl Harbor. I don’t think he realizes that even if you could find a trailer to put one of our nuclear subs on, it would destroy every single street it touches just from sheer mass alone.

It’s clearly looking for Iranian mines, so we can do “Operation Praying Mantis 2: It’s even less fair this time around!”

Good on ya, mate! This should terrify corporate America. We aren’t “the only game in town,” anymore. It’s high time we learned some damn manners.

American here. If you’re an Albertan, and you really think you’ll get a better deal down here, then I have a bridge to sell you, and a ticket to CECOT.

Elbows up, my friends and neighbors to the north. The stupidity is being exported.

You are the brute squad spectrum.