Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine
Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine
Jackasses playing with ignorant people’s money*
Jokes aside, it was really fun being there. Never flew in full armor or got shot at with arrows but I heard that some decades ago a student flew over a prison and some dumbfuck guard shot a hole in the wing. By the way, Here is their Instagram page. The exact plane is I-CCAB, also affectionately called the tractor.
The picture on top comes from my local flight school, I have flown that plane… Are you people stalking me?
I must be missing a pun or something. Am I? AM I? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT’S THE WHOLE JOKE
You can, but if you need correction you have to bring a spare pair of glasses with you to avoid this exact situation. Military pilots do need perfect vision
You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer
His roast is ruined!
Those are my crocs
Another proof that children do have ingrained morals
Laughs in Italian, where 50 euros would buy you 7 delivery pizzas. I feel really sorry for you people
Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink
I get why people are downvoting but I agree with your point. You don’t need to be part of a community or fall in a specific identity term to be valid. Just be you. You are valid as you are, no matter if your identity has been given a name or not. All identity terms are made up anyways, it’s just our dumb brain’s way of simplifying and denaturating complex stuff in a way it can understand
Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever
A photo of the water heater. The landlord could have been clearer though
You keep child0 unassigned in case the girl you met at the club three years ago starts looking for you
To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.