So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.
The wasabi goes over there.
So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
He’s also eating peanut butter out of the jar. And he’s a raccoon.
That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.
Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.
Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?
Bro put the punchline in the title.
Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Let’s not forget liquor!
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.
Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.
If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.
I think Apple has produced some of my favorite series, but there have been stinkers. Foundation was a snoozefest and See wasted some good world-building on a meh storyline and cringe characters. I didn’t last two episodes of Shrinking.
A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!
They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.