I only beat it at ~10yo because I knew how to read walkthroughs, which is what finally led me to enter Saffron. At no point I thought that one of the purchasable drinks from a vending machine could be used to “bribe” the guard on the entrance, I always thought it was some special item somewhere (which became the case in the FR/LG remakes) or some other event.

How else are the owners supposed to compensate for their 2cm dicks?

Sounds like you should try TV to keep up with news

You should try Legal Eagle. I hear he’s great with legal woes stemming from digging holes that have nothing to do with the bodies that might be inside

It was a table height fall, roughly 1 meter, not enough for that to happen.

Hey now, I said no meaningful work, not evil bullshit

I remember that the dev of Legend of Grimrock added an option for movement with the mouse because a disabled gamer wanted to play. Maybe that second friend should check that and the 2nd game out.

Using a mouse with your non dominant hand is annoying…

Yeah, for PC they’ll probably have to grit their teeth and power through the discomfort. An alternative is getting a hand in some old emulated games. Anything from the NES era can be mapped to 4 movements + 4 buttons (start, select, A, B), which on a keyboard could be WASD + Q, E, R and F. Dunno how to set something similar on a Deck.

Bedsheets do not in fact make an adequate parachute for a second story jump, btw.

Learned second hand that umbrellas also don’t work well as parachutes. My cousin was the first hand victim experimenter

My favorite male fantasy that games allow me to realize is that of becoming a successful man despite not executing any meaningful work.

What’s the problem with burgers done on an electric grill? Or was his grill specifically a piece of shit?

OOP should try the Mega Drive (Genesis) ROM of Pier Solar, then. Couldn’t “look fake” even if it tried

It also plays a central role in the Coconut Religion founded in 1963 in Vietnam.

follows the Coconut Religion link

The Coconut Religion was founded in 1963 by Vietnamese mystic and scholar Nguyễn Thành Nam,[1] also known as the Coconut Monk,[2][3] His Coconutship,[4] Prophet of Concord,[4] and Uncle Hai[4] (1909 – 1990[5]).

Oh, come the fuck on, now

Je suis un omelete du fromaaaaage

FOMO, fear of missing out

Great shitpost, wrong community tho

Thoughts and prayers

The same is true for I2P

I am the most powerful spell of the muscle wizard

Last time I went to a beach, it was during southern winter (tropical climate, so temps never dropped under 20ºC). The only thing that kept me from going further out swimming was the amount of jellyfish being carried by the current.