Mario and Luigi buff and shirtless makes me see 1920s strongmen on the beach in Long Island lifting dumbbells to impress the ladyfolk.

When Konami hires a Sicilian to replace Kojima.

It sounds like an Orc saying “zug.”

“Me take TPS report zug to work zug.”

Historically, people who circumvent security are the best people to put in charge of security.

Honestly thought that was Mac Tonight in the bottom-left.

I miss those commercials.

(But props for including Moon Girl, very underrated Marvel series.)

“Because this is a reserve, I have to throw it back.”

The entire franchise should be handed over to Simon Pegg.

He has the most thoughtful understanding of what Star Trek is suppose to be since Ronald Moore, Jeri Taylor, and Ira Steven Behr.

This is the best comment in the whole post. No apology necessary.

Even cops don’t like TJ Hooker.

No, it’s Wabbit season!

People who are biased against trains have a real loco motive.

Fernando Alonso: “I am speed… and also evil. I am here to do fast mischief.”

Dark Matter (the SyFy show), it was just getting good!

“I’m taking fire!”

“Just. Raktajino. Thank you.”

“…And a terrific smile.”

Jason Issacs filmed The Death of Stalin and the first season of Discovery at roughly the same time period. Makes sense now, doesn’t it?

“Legolas, what does your visor see?”

“Riker’s jockstrap!”

“For reasons we cannot explain, she has lost the will to give a fuck.”