My hope is that someday science will isolate the gene that causes this kind of personality, so that we can start putting something in the water to finally cure it.

Pepto Bismol, standing by!

“X-MAGA” would have sent mixed signals

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I’m afraid so. Where I’m from, they were even pretty popular for a while. Nowadays, they’re considered passe, even for that crowd.

Fighting for the lucrative position of exclusive vendor of Donald Trump brand Truck Nutz.

some caulk.

Better not be any of that in the GIRL’S bathroom!!

Vance: I did wanna answer your question, because you did ask it…

Narrator: He did not answer her question.

He doesn’t even have a concept of the concepts of the plan.

a Satanic portal

That’s a bit vague. What exactly are we talking about here?

A portal that worships Satan? A portal of Satan’s making? Is it a portal that only Satan himself can use, or can anyone can use it and it leads them directly to Satan’s location, or magically turns them Satanic upon using it?

He’s like a train wreck that just keeps on wrecking, forever. You’d think the novelty would have worn off years ago, but… We just keep looking.

I know just what you mean, but also it sounds like poetry compared to “Ohio skibidi rizz.”

Ok, but he’s also the guy that women need protection from.

Ah yes, more “protecting the children”* to pander to an angry and stupid electorate.

* “Protecting the children” is a phrase used here to mean, “ensuring the next generation of an angry and stupid electorate.”

It’s a “signature style” when it’s made in Trump, and “sparkling schizophrenia” when it comes from anywhere else.

Could it be to protect the rest of the item from getting scratched by the prongs? Especially a screen, or some soft/glossy plastic case that would be prone to scratches.

Edit: I submitted this right after Hylactor’s top comment and I agree with them!

“And in a way, that makes YOU the fascist!”

Continues becoming even more fascist

There are pictures and videos of the aftermath, and they make it pretty obvious that it wasn’t lithium batteries alone.