FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Trump says he fears Putin ‘may be tapping me along’ after Zelenskyy meeting111·9 days agoI want to offer a long history of how everyone saw this coming but I think “LOL” is the best response
FauxPseudo used words.
It was super effective.
Pokemon is about fighting.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Anonymous Releases 10TB of Leaked Data: Exposing Kremlin Assets & Russian Businesses!81·19 days agoAnonymous is anyone claiming to be Anonymous. It’s kids, professors, CIA, FBI, FSB and anyone else that wants to put out something under that name.
What matters is if the information can be verified.
“Oh no. Not again.”
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Trump urges firms to move to US 'now' to avoid tariffsEnglish3·26 days agoIt’s all connected. Can’t just break the American part. The American part is the financing of the non-Amarican parts.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The rise of ‘Frankenstein’ laptops in New Delhi’s repair marketsEnglish2·26 days agoYou expect me to remember 25 years ago?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Trump urges firms to move to US 'now' to avoid tariffsEnglish24·26 days agoThey can’t. The ability to get an equipment loan is dead. It will take years to build factories. Longer than the presidential term. When you move fast you break things. In this case they broke the global economy.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The rise of ‘Frankenstein’ laptops in New Delhi’s repair marketsEnglish3·26 days agoIf you recognize that then you were a slashdoter. Once a slashdoter always a slashdoter.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The rise of ‘Frankenstein’ laptops in New Delhi’s repair marketsEnglish5·27 days agoImagine a Beowulf cluster of these things.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Judge orders the Trump administration to return man who was mistakenly deported3·1 month agoQualified immunity means law enforcement can knowingly violate your civil rights and not get in any trouble at all
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Bring Trek into everything3·1 month agoNow look what you’ve done
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto science@lemmy.world•Scientists Merge Two “Impossible” Materials Into New Artificial StructureEnglish111·1 month agoI had no idea that monopoles were so common and disruptive that we needed to trap them. Seems like just two years ago we had just barely confirmed their existence after a century of searching.
Fair. But if I showed just one oat no one would have gotten it.
If I made any Hobbit reference I apologize as it was not intended. I know how to recognize a reference but I don’t know enough of the culture to make them. It’s like knowing how to spot a tweaker but not being able to act or think like one.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Bring Trek into everything8·1 month agoWhen I think of Kai I think of Winn.
I prefer a more diplomatic approach. Where did I leave my chorus?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Bring Trek into everything4·1 month agoYeet Winn
Welcome to Uptown Sinclair’s Jungle. You’re going to die.