We know we should pay you more, and realize that you know it too.

military-themed movies turning off more leftist moviegoers? I feel that way to some extent

Maybe but not because I’m liberal, because we’re shit. The fact that “The Covenant” exists is FUCKING INFURIATING to me. I signed up to put my ass on the line, knowing any flight out of CONUS had a return ticket. We not only told the terps we’d take them to the American dream but made them put their lives on the line…then flew away and made a fucking movie about how it’s too bad they’re all stuck in the suck.

Distracted drivers are a serious problem in more ways than one. A couple weeks ago I was 2nd in line at a red light, only us 2 in that lane and several more in the other. An ambulance drove up behind us flashing and it was immediately clear the shortest path through the intersection was for our 2 cars to clear out. I put on my hazards and starting alternating lights and horn, while the person ahead sat blithely scrolling through their phone while the ambulance and I were both laying on the horn and didn’t move until the light turned green. Even then, didn’t pull aside so the bus had to weave around him. The lack of situational awareness and empathy on the road is sadly lacking.

Yeah aside from Blade it was the first R rated superhero film, someone with powers saying “fuck” and making legging jokes was edgier than anything else in the genre at the time

Turning every meeting into the email it should have been will also speed things up

Border patrol can get fucked too with that 200 mile inland nonsense.

They’re still trying to draw and quarter our man Luigi, where the hell is Mario?

I’ve only seen the first recently as a Xmas movie every year but it’s in them all I guess so we’re both right

https://youtu.be/EU0zqPGqeYA

I am certain that every sailor who had to cover up McCains name on the ship for his visit would love to see him waterboarded in a Vietnamese prison camp.

Sounds like you’ll get to meet Bender and Fry

It’s in the first film but yeah walking through glass barefoot, shooting people and throwing someone screaming from a ledge is all cool for the kids to watch.

John McClain kills every member of a heist crew then throws the boss off a skyscraper to his doom and the only concession made for tv is “Yippee ki yay Mr Falcon.” America.

Riker will have sex with any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

Not panicking but the next ship that passes by, I’m outta here

I feel like I live in interesting times, and understand why it’s used as an insult

Isn’t is possible to send a Word doc in read only mode? I’ve been sending mine PDF as I search recently but some companies do require a docx or at least have in the past

PLEASE god let me see a USSS agent with a barcode on his neck

Before that was the tea party loons, before that was the airbrushed WMD photos, before that was McCarthyism…

When the other side is always fascist, the answer is always FUCK OFF NAZI PUNKS

(Maybe people wouldn’t hate the “other side” if it wasn’t straight up 4th reich on paper 🤷)