To get back at them for what Eve did in the Bible. (I’m only partly kidding.)

Try the black label if you want a bit more heat.

Dude, you’re not killing a bear with a handgun before it eats you.

Nowhere did they say “fascism” is a German word.

I don’t get it.

Or attack me for something I’ve said.

That last paragraph makes you sound like a sanctimonious asshole. Most of the things you say do, but that did as well.

Square coded.

I didn’t think bees had lungs. I also didn’t think bees didn’t have lungs…

Wait, what? Did Trump break it or did Vance?

Yeah, I have no reason not to believe the sign.

Sure that’s the reason…

The cruelest thing you can do to another person is to bring them into the world. If you’re already going to be that much of a monster the least you can do is fucking look after them, too.

People unable to pick up sarcasm through text.

Something, something, genocide I assume.

More like “Jack Black, a man with $50 million, is a greedy pig and is only worried about getting more of that ‘family friendly’ money.”

I liked him better when he was a vegetable.

I don’t see what this comment has to do with the shitpost/video but OK.

That’s exactly why they would run another woman candidate. You don’t think the dems are trying to win, do you?

Still definitely not the first meme.

I don’t even have a text editor on my phone. 🤷‍♂️