Hid did call apple CEO “Tim Apple”.

I must find this exact sheep and hug it.

Sharkasso.

Just get a boi-ning after pill

I sleep hugging a pillow. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m more comfortable that way or it’s because I just need to hug something.

It’s not the first time I’ve heard this opinion. But I can’t say I agree. I like shower sex.

So he’s about to have shower sex and he is capable of thinking about anything else?

So that’s another theory. I heard that the first version was “girls are fat and they have big titties”.

This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. “Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere”. And nobody really cares about the grass.

The label said “Sender: Giantdildos.com”, so that’s why he was so surprised.

Well, that’s kinda right. Not the first book, but the seventh.

So we’re trying to replace Ed Sheeran with a moth?

They would require not being lazy. If I weren’t lazy I wouldn’t be fat. But thanks for the encouragement.

Yeah, I wish I could play an instrument.

To be honest, I would be mad too. Makes me think of a quadruple amputee in a one piece bathing suit.

Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

Bonus if you’re working night shifts and the alarm goes off at 21:00. I hate my job.

And since you can rock a cloak, why even bother with the suit?

I watch YouTube shorts. On my pc, when I get home. Because grayjay doesn’t show shorts.