You forgot the funniest part from the movie: when the man was hacked into believing he had a wonderful life with a wife and daughter, when he was really just living in a tiny shitty apartment. Completely broke his mind lmao

Iconic EDM group Kernkraft 400 has denied their hit single Zombie Nation is a sporting anthem. “It’s not played at sporting events. It just isn’t.”

News from a fever dream.

I only eat things that have friends and enjoys music.

When people comment about my weight I just turn it back on them. I’m not anxious about my weight so it’s easy to just be like, “You look like you’re eating enough for both of us!”

Even though I came from reddit, I approach comments on their own merits and I don’t downvote just for disagreeing with someone.

We are not the same.

Imagine, you’re a foot head and you meet your soulmate, but they’re a croc

Republicans seemed to have successfully done a false equivalency. They lied about witch hunts and then did one, and then when the president swatted it away people reacted with, “Oh, they’re both the same.”

Trump pardons traitors, insurrectionists, Nazis. A witch hunt victim is in the same league, because family I guess. Not like that was the reason for the witch hunt or anything!

In months of being homeless and staying at a shelter I really got into it 3 times. Was almost hit by drivers 30+ times. I can’t even figure out how to be legitimately angry at homeless people when, for example, there are cars on the road. Being hit and pushed into the road by a dumb bitch on her phone is 100x worse than a screaming match.

I just don’t care about “soft” people who have it tough because they need to deal with homeless people occasionally.

Examples: Using crosswalk by bus station when a young woman drives nearly into me, looks up from her phone, no indication of humanity - just staring blankly.

I flipped off / called cops stupid motherfuckers for stopping in the crosswalk forcing me into the main road (I’ve been nearly hit multiple times walking behind a car in the blind spot.)

I’ve kicked cars that have cut me off. I’ll be using a crosswalk and people who drive seem to be too stupid to make a left and look for people walking. Luckily I never spun myself.

I’ve dented multiple hoods by slamming my fist into cars / trucks as they fly up the inside and skid into the crosswalk.

I’ve knocked people’s mirrors, although sadly it’s hard to break them as they just fold, so you have to really slam them.

This is just traffic. One of the worst things when you’re homeless, but it’s not the only thing.

It’s just so much worse dealing with “normal” people. The system turns us into fucking heartless monsters. A homeless person is much less of a negative force on the world. It’s you, it’s me who are trash. We’re hurting them way more.

Edit: one time I was out early and stepped into the street with a thud. A man across the street gets pissed for stepping on his shoe. Screaming, possibility of a fight… that’s what I got from homeless / drug addicts. Much less depressing, degrading, etc. than when you’re forced to interact with the homeful.

Brilliant, don’t need to care for POWs / veterans if you tell them to kill themselves. Guess it’s not a terrible end for dronebait.

Finally, a real world use-case for AI. Understanding and filtering shitposts.

When he’s not in a movie like Spy Kids sure

For sure, “ICC only arrests black and brown people” doesn’t mean they only arrest black and brown people.

I read about the ceasefire being broken before I read about Trump taking credit… heh

Thanks :)

When you look at ICC arrests and only see black and brown people you have to agree with France. Is Netanyahu a leader of an African country? Is he Muslim? Then the ICC isn’t going to get an arrest.

Jasper always seemed nice to me

He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed

Ignore Hamas. Read the infamous report from the US that was used by Israel as evidence they weren’t committing genocide. The report cleared Israel, and so it was used as a defense.

But actually read the report.

According to the US / Israel, they’re holding up food, making it difficult to access, making it get stuck in transit, making it get lost, making zero effort to facilitate / distribute, making it dangerous for people to solve it themselves, etc.

But they never triggered the video game-like definition of genocide. They didn’t use god-like powers to absolutely withhold food. They didn’t declare “I’m doing a genocide.” Technically some people could eat sometimes, and some pencil pusher can’t change definitions on the fly, therefore no genocide.

I thought it would be like a cool backpacker, maybe some Bourdain energy to him.

Who cares about being antisemitic?

I’m a proud antisemite; I think Israel shouldn’t commit genocide.

I am a huge sinophobe; I think uyghurs shouldn’t be “reeducated.”

I fucking hate Canadians; first nations got screwed.

I hate all Arabs and muslims; kashnoggi shouldn’t have been cut into pieces.

I hate white people; we need to fix inequality.

I’m a traitor to my country; I think it could be improved.

I’m a devil worshipper; I like D&D.