Not gonna lie it got a chuckle from me

There is a litteral pandemic and they do that???

An organization that plants 12 trees for every product you buy from them

Mercury

Alex

Oero

Why you gotta do Mario like dat

If one went it's sure that the others will follow quickly if it's from the same batch of strawberries grown at the same time. I'd throw them out too because they're probably all mushy.

He couldn't just close the thing lmao

They are so much better than hands

Am I the only one who caught "This restaurant is pretty fire" no? Just me?

No.

Why do we all have so many shared experiences? Like the clip over the lips...I refuse to believe that it's a common thing. Like who looks at a clip and thinks "let me put this over my lips real quick"??

Nobody deserves to see my ass running

Pfft

I thought this literally yesterday

Pizza

Finally leaving work after a long day

It's so freeing, I can rub my eyes or rub my face without fearing I messed up my makeup, not to mention that I can hug people without transfer. It's also so quick and easy to get ready. I also feel as if my natural skin looks so much better now that I don't cover it up all day.

Damn

Technically he's also the god of storms and earthquakes and horses so he's got a leg in pretty much everything

Chapstick because nothing else will fit

Kobe

My name is Felicia but it's spelt Philicia...not only can people never pronounce it right I also ALWAYS GET THE BYE FELICIA.