Grab his dick and twist it!

The pop gets less and less every time. Shorts are getting less retarded.

For everyone who sold at the peak, there was an even more retardeded buyer... probably someone here.

... Not that frisky. I think I'm gonna wait til next week.. See what Jackson Hole brings us.

Someone suggest what I should do with my $36K Cash. Feeling frisky.

My Roth IRA transfers out of Edward Jones' hands on Wednesday. What should I immediately YOLO into?

Go back to r/investing we don't take kindly to you people here.

Everybody SHHH! Bidens about to pump it! He needs full concentration.

Ya'll ready for a face ripper today? SPY is ready to rally again.

I feel like I've seen this episode before.

They're both retards. Michael is just gay

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I think you're on the wrong sub.

$PINS is gonna start to go up anytime now...

Soo $PINS hit the bottom right? These $58C for 8/27 gonna print or naw?

The first lady I think of is JYellen.. God what a bear she is.

Everyone's got Gas tonight.. Calls on $GSK! Gas-x relief

Is the money printer going BRRR til SPY hits 460 and the fed forces daddy Powell to pull the rug in September? Or is this the top in now?

4.2069

You guys know there's an 800 number for gambling addiction, right? $TSLA 800C FDs!

Go you! It gets better. Try to look past the bullshit in life and see that things are more okay then what's on the surface. Mindfulness helps a ton. Lots of love!

Cats are more social creatures than most people believe. They are just a product of their environment like everyone else.

Umm. Where can I buy this? Looks amazing.

You're a gay bull.

Own one of these. Never shot it suppressed, but 1000+ rounds and my only complaint is the mags. The plastic ETS mags it ships with work perfect, KCI mags not so much.. HK mags work flawlessly as expected. I also have a Franklin binary trigger that works great for what it is, doesn't replace full fucking auto though.